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  1. Public Bookmark 36

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    It's not often Neuvillette gets to watch Wriothesley fight, but when he does, it's always a treat.

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    21 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 4

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    He always flutters his eyelashes when he asks. It’s unfairly pretty, and Wriothesley’s entranced by it every single time, caught like a fly in honey. He never thought he’d notice something as innocuous as eyelashes on someone. Dragon could ask him to run into a wall and Wriothesley would do it if he flashed those silvery lashes like that, all demure and lovely.

    Wriothesley's been a rigger going on five years and only has one favorite scene partner. He'll take any chance he can get to have a certain dragon wrapped up in his ropes.

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    21 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 23

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    Something uncoils at the back of his mind—a looming intrigue pressing in from his hind brain like a hot needle inside his skull. His Hydro energy thrums beneath his skin, gathering in his fingertips, and he feels the woman’s blood where it courses through her veins, red-hot from what must be the onset of her heat. He senses each vessel and knows every artery like they’re his own, and he wonders what it might be like to yank it all out through her mouth.

    Let’s find out.

    An omega prisoner tries presenting to Wriothesley, testing her luck on the well-known Meropide administrator.

    Neuvillette just so happens to witness the entire display. He expects his omega to be upset, already used to tamping down wild flares of jealousy—his dragon, though, comes as more of a surprise.

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    21 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 39

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    Wriothesley's ruts are a matter of convenience. No one else is trustworthy enough to tend to Meropide's administrator without doing something untoward and that's what Neuvillette's continued to tell himself. He's the best person for the job—in a position of power one step above Wriothesley, but with no need to take advantage. It's transactional and works just fine for them both.

    Until his own heat comes around. Things aren't quite so simple, then.

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    20 Jul 2026

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    Hollander huffed and then, slowly, looked into Ilya’s eyes. “What if… what if we didn’t do it all the way?”

    “Yeah?” Ilya breathed. “Like?”

    “What if it’s just the tip.”

    Ilya’s jaw literally dropped. “Who the fuck taught you that?”

    Hollander shrugged, then his eyes locked onto Ilya. “Yes or no.”

    Fuck it.

    Or: episode 4 fuck-montage meets Just The Tip meets down-bad but doesn’t know it Ilya Rozanov meets barebacking

    OR: Ilya “just the tip” Rozanov and Shane “just fucking come in me” Hollander

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    20 Jul 2026

  6. Public Bookmark 24

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    Neuvillette cuts through the dark and turbulent waters, his tail churning bubbles in his wake, his arms wrapped around his abdomen. Brutal cramps clench his muscles, and he shudders, his gills sucking in air as pain claws through him. Around him, the water feels like ice: he is too hot, too needy, too full of aching desperation. A clutch of eggs lays heavy in his belly.

    While escaping from his underwater court, heavy with eggs, Neuvillette rescues a drowning Wriothesley, who is more than eager to repay the favor of his life.

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    20 Jul 2026

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    Episode 4 Fuck Montage meets Forced Proximity meets Accidentally Domestic and stuck in a storm with your No Commitment Non-Monogamous Long-Distance Situationship™

    Or: they get snowed in at Shane’s apartment and they’re both fucking horny and go multiple rounds.

    Oh, and it’s Christmas, isn’t it.

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    19 Jul 2026

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    Happy Sub Top Ilya Week

    Ilya wakes up horny in the night, Shane lets him fuck him but Just the Tip.

    Or: Just the Tip, Sub Top Ilya Rozanov, Edging and Sexual Overestimation all in one fic. This is self-indulgent pwp.

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    19 Jul 2026

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    They’re both horny as hell and want to fuck, but Troy Barrett is right next door, and the walls are so thin they might as well be made of rice paper.

    So: Ilya shoves his thumb into Shane’s mouth to shut him up. Problem solved.

    Shane Hollander has an Oral Fixation and this fic is my official submission.

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    19 Jul 2026

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    In 2021, Shane Hollander reveals his relationship with former rival Ilya Rozanov to the shock of chronically online people worldwide, who’ve spent the last decade convincing the world he’s secretly in love with his teammate Hayden Pike

    feng (she/her) @flowerfeng · Apr 3, 2021
    gotta feel bad for shane hollander. like imagine everyone wishing you were in a secret gay relationship. and you gotta spend your career swearing you’re not in a secret gay relationship. but you ARE in a secret gay relationship. just w the wrong guy

    booboo the fool @cinnacin · Apr 4, 2021
    shane hollander w a hand on the bible: no im not in a decade-long secret relationship w fellow hockey player hayden pike
    roger cromwell: ok say it again without the hayden pike part 
    shane hollander: sweats nervously 

    (Or, imagine if #Shayden was the #LarryStylinson of the HR/GC universe)

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    18 Jul 2026

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    If he were sober, he might have recognized how catastrophically bad this idea was. That the roulette ball was not a sign, that they’d been playing for over an hour and it was bound to land on twenty-four eventually. But there was a buzzing warmth flooding his veins and a very loose grip on his rationality, so he headed away from the bar, through the lobby, and out onto the balmy Vegas strip. He leaned against a shadowed wall and scrolled to a contact he’d hovered over a thousand times before.

    This time, he called.

    Or: Five years after Rose helped Shane come to terms with his sexuality, he’s done everything else on his own. Coming out, surviving the backlash, being traded to Ottawa. When the dust finally settles, Shane meets a nice guy from Montreal and tells himself he’s ready to move on. He’s definitely not thinking about Ilya. Or Ilya’s gorgeous Russian wife. Not at all.

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    17 Jul 2026

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    "Mr. Hollander, with all due respect, there is a very clear difference here. No one is stopping you and Mr. Rozanov from doing whatever you want in your free time, but this is a workplace. Many players and fans feel uncomfortable watching that kind of behaviour-"

    "Then they can close their eyes," Shane interrupted in a very uncharacteristic manner.

     

    OR: Shane has been the NHL golden boy for 11 seasons, but some people are simply begging for a verbal slapdown. The internet reacts.

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    11 Jul 2026

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    Scent patches were mandatory for anyone participating in World Junior's, but a lot of the Russian guys Shane saw in the hotel or around the rink had them loosely attached to their necks or not quite centered over their scent gland. Shane had been on his way to his parents' car when the wind shifted, and he smelled that Rozanov, leaning against the wall and not-at-all-surreptitiously fishing a carton of cigarettes out of his pocket, must have been one of them.

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    10 Jul 2026

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    “Sweetheart, your pretty little head is so silly. For every photocard I make of ugly hockey men, I make two of my gorgeous, radiant, pulchritudinous boyfriend. Sometimes three.”

    A smile breaks through the heated haze of Shane’s expression. “You’ve been using the thesaurus Dad got you for Christmas?”

    “I will beat Yuna Hollander at Scrabble one day,” Ilya declares against Shane’s hip bone.

    In the year between the Cottage and the Centaurs, Ilya misses Shane more than ever. Svetlana’s teenage cousin offers a coping method: Kpop-style Shane Hollander photocards to stare at all day long. It's a shame carrying around pictures of fellow hockey players is just not socially acceptable.

    …At least, not yet.
     
    (AKA: Ilya's mission to desensitize the hockey world to his Hollander fanboyisms, and the NHL players that suffer for it.)

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    08 Jul 2026

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    Ilya is tired of being called stupid. Tired of reporters blinking at him like he’s buffering. Tired of social media deciding that an accent equals ignorance. So he decides to fix it.

    Shane lets it be a joke — until he hears Ilya sanding down the edges of himself under bright arena lights. He doesn’t interrupt interviews. Until he does.

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    06 Jul 2026

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    Several MLH players have their phones hacked.

    Most people find embarrassing photos.

    Ilya Rozanov accidentally leaks five years' worth of sex reviews.

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    You know that TikTok trend where people rate how good the sex was in front of their partner?

    Yeah. It's that.

     
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    UPDATED: (second chapter) July 12, 2026

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    06 Jul 2026

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    “Can I —?” Ilya asked. His meaning was clear as he stared at Shane's nipple.
    “Of course,” Shane said, automatically; his body — his entire being — was as much Ilya’s as it was his own. There was a certain absurdity in Ilya even feeling the need to ask.
    Shane felt unsteady, like he didn’t quite grasp something, because the way Ilya began to mouth at his nipple was too shallow, rhythmic, and slow to really be erotic. Well, it was erotic, of course; in the way that any touch from Ilya was, inherently, to Shane. But there seemed to be no particular purpose. He just — sucked. Or, perhaps more aptly, Shane realised, with a bolt of hot, twisting confusion, suckled.
    “That’s good,” Shane said, voice cracking. It wasn’t what he meant to say, because he hadn’t meant to say anything, too worried the only thing that would come out would be a what the fuck. But Ilya moaned, leaning more heavily against Shane, hands fisting the hem of Shane’s shirt, as he applied a little more pressure.

    OR: Ilya’s fixation with Shane’s pecs turns into something unexpected.

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    01 Jul 2026

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    Ilya looks over from the sofa as Jackie heads into the living room, perking up in interest. “You are calling Pike? Was good play today. You remembered how to score! Well done.”

    Hayden groans. "Rozanov? Dude, what are you doing in my fucking house?

    "It is girls' night," Ilya informs him primly. "I am one of girls."

    Or: Game day at the Pike house.

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    28 Jun 2026

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    Sarah
    Does anyone have the number for Shane's girl from Boston? I feel bad that they've been seeing each other for this long and we've never added her here.

    Jackie
    Oh good point! Let me ask Hayden.

    Jackie has added Lily to the conversation

    Lily
    what
    what is this

    Or: Ilya Rozanov is, apparently, one of the girls.

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    28 Jun 2026

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    Shane was gay. That was the entire point of this whole thing. He was a man who loved another man. And he was a man

    He was a professional athlete, nearly six feet tall, just about 200 pounds. But for every single thing about him that he felt like served to qualify him as a man, it was like Ilya had somehow turned the dial up to eleven. 

    And Shane loved it. 

    or, five times that Shane is overwhelmed by his husband's masculinity and one time that Ilya realizes he is not the man of the house. 

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    27 Jun 2026

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