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  1. Rec 16

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    “Statement of Stanley Wreden, regarding an experience in his place of work. Original statement given October 17th, 2013. Audio recording by Jonathan Sims, Head Archivist of the Magnus Institute, London.

    Statement begins…”


    In which Stanley gives a statement on his time in the Parable, and has an encounter with the Archivist.

    Written for lyfrassirr!

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    Statement of Dave Strider, regarding a series of near-death experiences. Original statement given May 16th, 2010, audio recording by Jonathan Sims, head archivist of the Magnus Institute, London.

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    Red Hood kept his distance from the Bats. They had something akin to a truce, but they always maintained a healthy level of mutual wariness and animosity. None of them knew him, not in any way that mattered, and he was content keeping things that way.

    Unfortunately, secrets had a way of coming to light.

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    01 Jul 2026

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    *This story is a stand-alone story, all stories in this series are stand-alones*

    He was three steps away when he heard it.

    "—and how is that even POSSIBLE?" He recognized the voice immediately. Tim. And he sounded... not good.

    Jason should have left. Should have just aborted the mission and come back another time when Tim wasn't around. That was the smart play. The tactical play. But curiosity was a bitch, and Jason found himself moving toward the sound instead of away from it. He peered around the doorframe and saw Tim in his office, pacing like a caged animal with at least five empty coffee cups scattered across his desk. The kid looked like he hadn't slept in a week. Maybe longer.

    Oh, for fuck's sake.

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    24 Jun 2026

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    "I’m sorry, you want me to fill up your bike?” Nell asks the fucking Red Hood.

    “Well, it’s still illegal to do it myself, ain’t it?” he says, picking up and immediately discarding each individual packet of gum next to the register. Nell wants to ask if he’s joking, but she’s also fully aware he could snap her like a pocky stick.

     

    Even crime lords and vigilantes need a full tank of gas.

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    17 Jun 2026