PrepareToBeMildlyEntertained

a hand is gently touching a black bird with its beak open



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    Colt is thirty-five when he loses his brother.

    He’s seventy-three when he sees him again.

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    As Colt Seavers is driving to Tom Ryder's loft, he nearly hits someone on the way there. When he finally sees who he nearly hit, his world will never be the same.

    Because the man he nearly hit looks exactly like him. A carbon copy, if you will.

    And what does this carbon copy of Colt Seavers do when he sees him? He runs.

    And maybe Colt Seavers will regret chasing his doppelganger down when a 400-pound rock spider comes to his doppelganger's rescue.

    (A story where Grace and Rocky have accidentally shucked themselves into Colt Seaver's world during the movie and get unwillingly tangled within its plot.)

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    “Where are you going?” Geralt shouts over the storm. Jaskier doesn’t turn back, doesn’t answer him. Just keeps moving. “Jaskier, get back inside—”

    “I’m leaving,” Jaskier calls over his shoulder.

    “You can’t survive the Killer in—”

    “Why do you even care?” Jaskier demands, finally whirling on Geralt. “You told me what you thought of me already. I should’ve listened the first time. You— All you do is—” His jaw works for a frustrated second before he shouts, wordless, digging the heels of his hands into his eyes again. “I can’t even fucking yell at you right!"

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