Porphyria
Fandoms
- Teen Wolf (TV) (1)
- BBC Radio 1 RPF (1)
- One Direction (Band) (1)
Recent works
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We Don't Like You. We Don't Find You Interesting. by Porphyria
Fandoms: One Direction (Band), Radio 1 RPF
04 Dec 2014
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“Saw the sign did you? Pity you didn’t follow it.”
“I have fucking had it. Why do you hate me so fucking much? Everyone else loves me, or at least pretends to. I’ve never done anything to you, so what’s your problem, you little piss ant?”
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5 Times Stiles Kissed Derek (and one time Derek kissed Stiles) by Porphyria
Fandoms: teen wolf - Fandom, Teen Wolf (TV)
09 Jan 2013
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So Stiles has this problem, it's not life impeding or anything. It's really simple to solve actually.
He just needs to find a way to keep his face from mashing into Derek Hale's.
Recent bookmarks
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Would You Love Me If I Was A Bald Worm? by butterfat
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
24 May 2026
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“Oh my god, not this again..."
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Ilya notices the beginning of a receding hairline.
Bookmarked by Porphyria
03 Jul 2026
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Husband Rankings by butterfat
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
08 Apr 2026
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“What are you guys talking about?” Harris asked. He took a swig of his cider as the girls invited him into an empty chair at their table.
“Harris, sweetie. We’re going to let you in on a little secret,” Cassie whispered. “We have a game we like to play.”
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A night at Monk’s leads to a very spirited discussion about where the Centaurs husbands are ranked.
Bookmarked by Porphyria
03 Jul 2026
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Public Playlists by CarmenChemical
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
02 Jul 2026
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Ilya Rozanov, unaware that his Spotify account is public, makes a series of playlists about his mysterious 'Jane', seemingly documenting different periods of their relationship. Fans online find the playlists, then the internet does what the internet does.
Bookmarked by Porphyria
02 Jul 2026
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A Special Occasion by acronyx
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
01 Jul 2026
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Ilya frowned slightly. He felt oddly wrong-footed and no closer to understanding the in-joke everyone else at the table seemed to be sharing. It brought back latent feelings of inadequacy, from years of wading through a language that still didn’t feel like his own.
“So what then?”
“What do you mean?” Dykstra looked even more confused than Ilya by now, both Wyatt and Bood seemingly content to sit back and watch this exchange happen, Hazy looking slightly wry and Boodram openly grinning.
“Like, what makes it special?” Ilya clarified.
OR
Ilya learns about the concept of a birthday blowjob and, consequently, how tragically under-blown his teammates are.
Bookmarked by Porphyria
02 Jul 2026
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A mini-us with freckles and curls by M_mariiii
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
29 Jun 2026
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Lily💞: are you aware of how dangerous this photo is?
Shane: ????
Lily💞: i am seriously reevaluating all my life choices. Like moving to Montreal, buying a house with a garden, a dog, and a kid.︶︶︶ ⊹ ︶︶︶⠀୨♡୧⠀︶︶︶ ⊹ ︶︶︶
When a fan spots Shane Hollander holding Hayden Pike’s baby at the Montréal Biodôme, the internet immediately goes into a meltdown over how soft the Voyageurs' captain looks.Ilya sees the photo and experiences a sudden, terrifyingly clear wave of baby fever.
Series
- Part 8 of Hollanov 💕
- Part 9 of Hollanov (Eng)❤️
Bookmarked by Porphyria
02 Jul 2026