Porcelainduck
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Based on this Tumblr prompt:
Someone casts "there's a thin line between love and hate" on Simon and Baz to make them stop fighting. The spell causes feelings of hate to turn to love and vice versa. But it makes them start fighting much more viciously than before, to everyone's surprise, and they have some figuring out to do when the spell wears off.
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Baz hasn't seen Simon in years, but when Simon invites him to his wedding he spirals. Maybe a chance meeting is exactly what he needs to fix the way he's feeling?
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The moustache situation by Porcelainduck
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
16 Mar 2026
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Simon's jealous of Baz's beard and decides to grow one himself, but when he ends up with a familiar moustache his loved ones notice something quite worrying.
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The Devil You Know by Porcelainduck for monbons
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
26 Feb 2026
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Fiona may be a vampire hunter, but that doesn't mean that Baz wants to have anything to do with it. Then again, a hop, skip, and a guilt-trip later and maybe going to the Katherine wasn't such a bad idea after all. Well, that or it was the worst thing Baz could have possibly done.
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We all know how it went: Baz was kidnapped, his Mum visited Simon, and they need to find the killer. Thing is, sometimes being kidnapped can lead to more than just a bad leg and a fear of the dark.
There is grand theft auto in this I promise!