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Lucifer lets Alastor cut him up.
Lucifer likes it.
No smut, but like.. he likes it.
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How can Alastor "enthusiastically consent" without seeming eager?
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Al's How-To Guide to Seducing the King
(smut in chapter 2)I apologize in advance, they're both morons.
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- Part 4 of Late nights...
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Lucifer fucked up.
Alastor has the emotional intelligence of a potato.
An angsty, smut-free continuation of their unexpected hate-fucking session that involves them both talking like grown-ups. More or less.
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- Part 3 of Late nights...
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Alastor is... well, Alastor. He's an annoying asshole who pisses Lucifer off to no end.
After their late night at the library, the radio demon has been avoiding Lucifer, and the first chance he gets, the king confronts him about it...
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- Part 2 of Late nights...
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Alastor is... well, Alastor. He's an annoying asshole who pisses Lucifer off to no end.
When Lucifer stumbles upon him unexpectedly, of course they fight, which leads to...
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- Part 1 of Late nights...
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DisPOsable
That's what the tag, numbered #666, in his left ear meant to anyone who saw it.DiPO demons are a dime a dozen; they are considered to be the worst of the sinners found all throughout Hell, and they are commonly used and/or abused by other demons until their existence no longer serves a purpose. Disposables are known to be mindless, senseless creatures; wicked souls that only know a lust for flesh, for blood, and sometimes...both.
But, when he is found - bearing a tag and a tattoo numbered #666 - and Lucifer discovers he not only speaks, but also possesses the ability to read and to write...everything that is known about the Disposables and their role in Hell quickly comes into question.
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22 Nov 2024
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Talk So Pretty (But Your Heart Got Teeth) by hordeofangrybees for hunnipear
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
29 Mar 2026
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Alastor's injured.
Lucifer's broken.
And Charlie is the only thing keeping them civil... until she's not.---
“Now, now,” Alastor admonishes. “As fun as this little dance is, you haven’t answered my question!”
“You have no right—”
“And you do?” A laugh track rips through the air, and he leans forward. “You’re a pathetic little man, well beyond his time, riding his daughter's coattails.”
Lucifer can feel his claws digging into his palms as a stuttered growl rips from his throat, but Alastor continues.
“You couldn’t even be bothered to stand beside Charlie in the war you caused until it served you to do so.”
He advances on Lucifer. Antlers snapping and elongating. Everything around them reeks of iron and rot. It rolls off of Alastor as power ripples through him.
“Quite the PR move, I must say. It's done wonders for your public image, showing up just in time to save the day. But I’ve been here from the beginning!” Alastor spits. “I listened to her dreams. I defended this hotel. And I stood between Charlie and that disgusting excuse of a man well before you decided to show up. I may have underestimated that ingrate, but at least I was here. What's your excuse?”
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- Part 2 of Torn Apart, Excruciatingly
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20 Nov 2024
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Alastor’s mother is dead. With his life in shambles and a career in radio out of reach, he finds himself desperate enough to strike a deal with the devil: the keys to his future, in exchange for his soul.
Years later, when the father who never acknowledged him dies, Alastor introduces himself to the legitimate family—the charming stranger, bringing ruin with a smile. And every step of the way, Lucifer is there with an open hand, offering things Alastor never knew he wanted.
But choices have consequences, and some choices change everything.
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20 Nov 2024
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With his meticulously crafted voodoo doll, Alastor gains the power to manipulate Lucifer's body. And manipulate he does.
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- Part 1 of Alastor's Voodoo Magic
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Fuck this shit.
Lucifer exhales, strained and quiet, shifting uncomfortably on the plush couch cushions. He’s long since abandoned his drink, the half full glass standing harrowingly next to Alastor’s significantly less empty one. Normally they’d be on their second glass by now, fighting to see who can handle the contents better, hurling insults that slowly lose their bite somewhere along the way. Today is different.
Lucifer is hard.
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Or, Angel is a dickhead. Which might be the kick in the balls the King of Hell and the Radio Demon need to let off some steam and finally fuck like animals.
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