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  1. Public Bookmark 74

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    Ilya follows because someone says Shane needs him.

    That is all it takes.

    By the time Shane realises Ilya is gone, there is a gap in the camera footage, a dark van leaving the loading bay, and a message from Ilya’s phone that does not sound like Ilya at all.

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    Shane knows Ilya better than anyone. He knows his tells, his temper, his stupid jokes, the exact shape of his fear. None of that lets Shane save him from being abducted. This is not that kind of story.

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    01 Jul 2026

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    After the MVP award in 2014, Shane and Ilya wake up married in Vegas.

    Sort of.

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    30 Jun 2026

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    [Boss Babes]

    Jessica:
    I just had a revelation
    So we know the following information about Jane right:
    1. Rich
    2. Famous (enough for us to ALL recognize her)
    3. Powerful? (has contacts in NHL)
    4. PUBLICALLY well-known supporter of the HABS (EW!) but born in Ottawa
    5. Lives/spends a lot of time between Ottawa and Montreal
    6. Extremely demanding job which involves lots of travel
    7. Fluent in French/English
    8. Would lose job, friends, and family amid massive public scandal if relationship with Rozanov was leaked

    So far we've been stumped, no female celebs match that description
    But what if we're looking in the wrong direction
    Because I believe there's a MAN who fits the description to a T

    Jane:
    I don't like where this is going

    Jessica:
    What if (s)HE's actually…
    JUSTIN TRUDEAU

    - Jane has left the conversation -

    Jessica:
    I rest my case

    The Boston WAGs and their investigations into the curious case of Rozanov's Jane Doe.

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    29 Jun 2026

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  4. Public Bookmark 11

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    Shane Hollander breaks his heart and steals his pants. So Ilya does what any well-adjusted, normal person would do. He climbs Mount Everest.

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    29 Jun 2026

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    ESPN (@ESPN)

    Breaking! Shane Hollander traded to Boston Raiders for Drew Kenton. Contract details to come soon.

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    Shane Hollander, back-to-back cup winner, generational player, and Metro's star centre should have never been traded. Let alone traded to their division rival, Boston.

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    29 Jun 2026

  6. Public Bookmark 17

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    “And I thought that maybe it would be nice for you,” JJ continued with a gentle obliviousness, “you know, if you wanted people to know.”

    My personal theory on why JJ has beef with Ilya Rozanov.

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    29 Jun 2026

  7. Public Bookmark 6

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    As usual, the invitations had stated three arrival times depending on members’ personal preferences: 10am for preparations, noon for butchery, and 9pm for dinner. For this first cookout of the year, a special purchase had been made: fish, as an alternative to the meat option.

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    27 Jun 2026

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    Ilya asked Shane’s father while Shane and his mother were talking outside: “Is boyfriends correct? Lovers is incorrect, but I am not sure what is correct.”

    “Well,” Mr. Hollander said. “‘Lovers’ is usually used for, hm, a mistress or an affair. Something kind of sordid. Though--you would say Romeo and Juliet is a play about two lovers,” he said. He paused his knife on the chopping board. “Somehow that’s right and using it for real people isn’t right. English is a damn funny language, Ilya."

    “Yes,” Ilya said from the bottom of his heart.

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    27 Jun 2026

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    “We do not say anything about the Hollander situation,” LeClaire tells them even though it sounds like he’s already resigned to what he knows is going to happen.

    After all, Roz gets extremely mad whenever it’s brought up. Not that Cliff can blame him, he’s pretty sure that Roz liked Hollander before this (wouldn’t chirp him half as much if he didn’t). Finding out that he’s such a bastard must sting.

    Not to mention that Roz does not mess around with people that disrespect girls. Or women. Or kids. Or dogs. Or the elderly (excluding Scott Hunter). Or really anyone, if it’s for petty stupid reasons.

    “Of course,” Cliff agrees for both of them since Roz is still too busy texting someone.

    It’s apparently not good enough for LeClaire because he asks, “Roz?”

    “Just one second,” he answers without raising his eyes from his phone or stopping his typing. “Need to get my Jane to agree with something. She’s very stubborn.”

     

    Or. My take on the 'their text leak and now everybody thinks that Shane is an abusive bastard' premise. Featuring Ilya giving a presser, Marly realizing in real time who 'Jane' is and the internet reacting to the craziness.

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    27 Jun 2026

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    "Troy," Roz said, "We are on deserted island."

    "We're probably just in the Keys."

    "In the Keys on deserted island, yes! Fuck!" Rozanov said. Barrett was startled by the outburst; Rozanov's shoulders dropped. He was still flipping his phone around in his hands. "Sorry. Fuck."

    "Wow. Did you just apologize for something?"

    Rozanov kicked a rock.

    "It could be a lot worse," Barrett said. "I mean, imagine if you'd been stuck out here with Boston, you guys would've already killed each other. Lord of the Flies style."

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    26 Jun 2026

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    Or: The Shane Hollander Is Fucking Ilya Rozanov and Will Accept No Further Questions, Team Powerpoint Presentation

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    26 Jun 2026

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    Roz couldn’t take three hours off when he was in Boston to see Cliff, but somehow managed to kick off a whole ass friendship with his worst enemy when the guy lived two hours away? Make that make sense! As far as Cliff knew, Hollander didn’t even like any of the things that Roz liked – partying or clubbing or drinking. What did Hollander have that Cliff didn’t? Besides a second Cup? And several MVP awards? And multiple broken records?

    Oh god. Had Roz picked Hollander as his new best friend because he was better than Cliff at hockey?

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    Cliff is very proud to be Ilya Rozanov's best friend (or at least his best male friend). But then Ilya moves to Ottawa, dodges Cliff's attempts to hang out and, oh yeah, suddenly announces a close friendship with a guy he's hated for most of a decade. This would be much simpler to deal with if Cliff had any idea how to talk to Roz about feelings. Or how to talk about feelings at all.

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    23 Jun 2026

  13. Public Bookmark 27

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    ‘You could come out,’ Shane said eagerly.

    ‘What?’

    ‘Come out, you know, tell everyone that you’re in a relationship with a man. Then you wouldn’t be able to go back to Russia, and your family would leave you alone.’ It was perfect.

    But Rozanov was shaking his head. ‘Risk is too big,’ he said. ‘Without Raiders contract, my visa will change, maybe I do not even get to stay in America. If I burn bridges with Russia, could be very bad.’

    ‘Oh.’ Shane thought for a minute. ‘What about Canadian residency? Then you’d get healthcare and be able to play for any of the leagues, or do something else entirely if you need to.’

    Rozanov looked confused. ‘I would have to play for Canadian team, maybe, to get Canadian citizenship, live in Canada, I don’t know how many years would take. Would be dream only.’

    Shane was terrified and excited at the same time as the rest of the idea fell into place in his mind. ‘What if we got married?’ he asked, stomach fluttering. ‘You’d get a Canadian passport, you’d be safe, no matter what happens.’

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    23 Jun 2026

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    ESPN: Shane Hollander To the Ottawa Centaurs after Tumultuous End to Montreal Metros Career

    @CentaursGirlie1995: obviously i feel very badly for shane but my beautiful failson of a team getting the two best players because of homophobia is perhaps the only good thing homophobia has ever done

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    Or: Shane's first season on the Ottawa Centaurs, as told by everyone else in the world.

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    22 Jun 2026

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    A butterfly flapping its wings in one part of the world may cause a hurricane somewhere else.

    A conversation with Rose Landry leads Shane Hollander to make a decision that he may ultimately live to regret. Far from the eye of the storm, he crashes along the waves, beaten down by wind and rain.

    Ilya Rozanov lies in the eye of a hurricane. Sometimes he drifts just close enough to the horizon to get into trouble. Just dangerous enough to keep life interesting - enough to remind himself that he's still alive.

    A safe harbor can be found for both, if they can only get there.

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    Or, Post Tuna-Meltdown but before All-Stars in Tampa, Shane comes out to the Metros and it does not go well. He comes up for air in Boston.

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    22 Jun 2026

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    When the unsentimental financial imperative of the NHL sees Shane traded to the Boston Raiders, he and Ilya are thrown into closer extended proximity than ever before. As they adjust to life as teammates, they are forced to contend with the nature of their relationship -and must answer for themselves: is it even a relationship at all?
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    Sliding down the wall, Shane hunched over his untied sneakers, shoved on hastily when Coach had called him in for a meeting after morning skate.

    “Boston wanted you specifically. I’ve already spoken to their GM. You’re flying this evening or tomorrow morning: I’ll confirm once the paperwork clears.”

    “Mom,” Shane managed.

    “Oh sweetie. I know, okay. Those fuckers, how dare they do this! Two fucking cups! Now all of a sudden they decide they want a reset and you’re going to fund it.”

    Shane put his head between his knees and tried to breathe. God, Boston. They hated him there; it was so far away; he was fucking their captain.

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    22 Jun 2026

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    22 Jun 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov has won a Stanley Cup, captained two teams, and spent a decade being one of the best hockey players alive. So naturally, the entire planet disregards that and falls in love with him over twelve second clip of him dancing. So much in fact that he's been given 4 nicknames and someone is already building a Spotify playlist from the songs that remix the original clip.

    Or: Ilya's dance moves and that ass of his breaks the internet.

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    20 Jun 2026

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    “Ilya, what are we gonna do?” Shane says.

    Ilya finishes whatever he has been doing on his phone, and tosses it gently to the bed beside him. He crosses the room to Shane, stands in front of him, squeezes into his shoulders with his big hands, rubbing them like he means to warm them up.

    “Looks like we will have a little vacation,” he says, with a big obnoxious grin.

     


     

    Boston and Montreal are sent to Paris to play against each other in an exhibition series in January 2017. Ilya and Shane decide to stay in Paris for one more night. Just one more night, so they can talk. Maybe finally understand each other.

    They aren't expecting a volcano to erupt in Iceland and close all the airspace in Europe, leaving them stranded there. Together.

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    20 Jun 2026

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    Ilya is the last to know. Which, he thinks, is not surprising given the circumstances. But as he makes his way to the Boston airport, with nothing but a few random clothes in a duffel bag, a pack of cigs, and his passport gripped in his sweaty, shaking hands, this will be the last time he’s not the first to know.

    Or, Shane tries to come out to Hayden on his own terms about being gay (which he takes fine) and Ilya (which he does not), and Shane gets hit by a car.

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    18 Jun 2026

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