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The assassin that got on the train wasn't anything special....or at least, they weren't any more special than the rest of the treasure hunters on board. They started acting pretty weird, though, and as time went on, it only got weirder.
Krieg didn't know what to make of them. Neither of him did. Frankly, he had no clue what the assassin's problem was, and he wasn't about to ask. Both because....well....he couldn't, and because he wasn't sure he wanted to know.
Maybe one day the answer would come to him, maybe it wouldn't. Oh well.
This is a companion piece to Lucky 7. Essentially, it's that whole chain of events starting from the train, but from Krieg's point of view.
Edit: I have completed the other half of this now. Enjoy the friendship from Krieg's POV :3
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- Part 2 of Lucky 7
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There were many things about humans and their various behaviors that puzzled Fl4k. They'd given up on trying to understand a lot of them. Things like mating rituals and the use of various substances to induce intoxication were both things where, even if they asked, all they got were vague non answers or conflicting answers.
But, after the Heist of the Handsome Jackpot, they and their pack were sifting through loot, and amongst Freddie's things, they found something curious. A modification that claimed to allow robots to utilize drugs and alcohol along with humans.
Perhaps they could finally figure out for themself why humans enjoyed intoxication so much
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Zer0 the Assassin is known across the six galaxies as an incredibly skilled and ruthless killer. No one knows anything about them other than they're very good at what they do. They always work alone, too.
At least. They do now.
Years ago, they'd had a single friend. A solo mercenary known by the moniker of "Krieg". But the man disappeared on a very personal mission one day, and no matter how hard they looked, all they found were false leads and dead ends.Until Pandora.
This is gonna be different from how I usually write. Much shorter. Just a fun AU Neminine and I came up with. She started it and it snowballed.
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- Part 1 of Lucky 7
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A year after what is now referred to as 'The Final Battle', the DWMA has been repaired, and everything is as it should be. However, a girl named Emilia Townsend stumbles upon a severely weakened Asura. She invites him into her home, thinking he is simply a homeless person. Once she finds out his true identity, however, she is determined to help him by healing his tattered soul.
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The afterlife isn’t so bad, Izuko thinks. She’s been reborn with a silver spoon in her mouth and awesome chakra powers. The only problem is the large scary man who’s always looming by her crib.
Or, before he died, Izuna told Madara about the daughter he sired on a mission.
(SIOC featuring whipped dad Madara and his niece-turned-daughter)
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15 Jun 2026
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“Hey sensei,”
The voice is distant, small. Familiar?
“I hope resting really is what you need. I don’t know what to do now. The others want to stay, but I’m…”
His eyes crack open to a blurry mess of a world. Everything swims, and the pain in his head seems to have narrowed, shooting through his eye but deep and back and fuck it hurts to think. Overwhelming nausea follows.
That small voice dissolves into the quiet, choking hiccups of someone trying to hide their tears.
Her hair is bright, bubble gum pink. It hurts to look at. She looks real.
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His name is Hatake Kakashi. He is a jounin of Konahagakure no Sato. He doesn’t feel like that’s true. Something is very wrong with him.
He is thirty-five years old, a university student for the second time, hardly attached to his country, let alone his town, and he was a teenager when he last properly watched Naruto. Waking up as the traumatised goofy teacher guy must be some kind of joke.
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15 Jun 2026
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When Yusami finds out she's been dropped into the Naruto universe, she doesn't know if she should feel relieved or cheated to have missed out on all of the cool ninja stuff.
"Both" she decides as she looks down at her favorite customer and wonders how she can sneak extra veggies into his bag without him noticing, "Definitely both."
Or: a self-insert becomes a simple grocer in Konohagakure and decides that if no one else is going to adopt the baby protagonist, then it's free real estate.
Featuring: a civilian woman beating Danzou at his own game, Naruto finding the love he's always deserved, and a hefty amount of ANBU operatives wondering if the Uchiha are accepting volunteers for that little coup/revolution.
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- Part 1 of Take This Hearth and Make a Home
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04 Jun 2026
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She wakes up in a massacre, drool and blood dripping down the front of her shirt as she stares emptily at the two dead bodies before her.
A part of her mind is screaming, howling at the memories of countless deaths carved into it and the burning betrayal of his brother.
The other is sobbing hysterically at the memory of hands that took and took until there wasn’t anything left to take.
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It takes her months to come to terms with the fact that she’s not dead but alive and trapped in the body of a six-year-old little boy whose brother had massacred his entire family. She feels disconnected from the world she's awaken in, where children are being taught to kill and she's living in the same house the boy saw his family be slaughtered in and no one seems to care.
Being reborn isn't fun.
Being reborn as Uchiha Sasuke is a mess and a half.
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- Part 1 of CATC
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20 May 2026
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Aikawa Toshiro is born anew on the heels of the third shinobi war. He's clanless, average in strength, and is alive on luck alone. But he's here. And he's about to make it everyone else's problem. Life beget change, and if Konoha is so frequently likened to a tree, shouldn't it be expected to grow?
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