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swipe your nose like a credit card by clairelutra
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Jun 2026
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According to thousands of chapters of Proud Immortal Demon Way, Luo Binghe didn't go down.
After getting turned into a woman for the sake of a night hunt, Shen Qingqiu realizes she's been misled.
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- Part 4 of exploiting comphet for fun and profit
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05 Jun 2026
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make a wish by gonnakostya
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon)
03 Nov 2025
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Xie Lian decides to bring his husband to the heavens' Lunar New Year celebration. The only foreseeable problem is that no one knows he's married to a ghost king. Or that he's married at all, for that matter. What could possibly go wrong?
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08 May 2026
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”You’d call everything off right now, just for this?”
Just for this, he says. As though it’s trivial. As though it isn’t everything that Vox has dreamt of every night for the past several decades. As though the rejection doesn’t sting just as sharply every time he wakes up and reaches to the other side of a cold bed, hands searching for a lover that will never be there, and hears callous laughter echoing in the back of his skull.
Vox sucks in a shaky breath, closing his eyes. He tilts his face downward, unable to look at Alastor when he admits it. He almost can’t bring himself to, sure that Alastor is already certain of the answer.
”Yes,” he whispers.
”You can’t be serious,” Alastor says quietly.
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In which many things come to light, all earth-shattering.
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20 Apr 2026
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“Fantastic. And why are you here? You’re free. I don’t want to see your face. Get the hell out and leave me be.” So I can lick my wounds in private.
“Oh, you know,” Alastor sing-songs. He pulls up a chair next to the sick bed, hops down on it, and primly crosses his legs. “After spending so much time here over the last week, I think I’ve gotten used to your hospitality. Maybe I miss being around you already!”
Vox knows Alastor is being sarcastic. He knows. And usually, he’d be able to shrug it off.
But he’s so damn beaten down already, the words are like a knife to the heart, making him bleed.
“I don’t want your fucking gloating,” he snarls. “You won. Is that what you wanted to hear? You were right about me, and I’ve failed, again, like you told me I would. Big fucking hurray to you. Go celebrate your victory with Princess Friendship.”
In the aftermath of Vox’s
mass-murder-suicide attemptfailed uprising, Alastor gives him a visit. It changes nothing, but it helps.Series
- Part 2 of Complicated and [redacted]
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20 Apr 2026
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Didn't Mean to Send That by DemonicCatOwner
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Jan 2026
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Xie Lian accidentally sends Hua Cheng a nude when sharing photos for 'artistic inspiration'. It does more than just bringing 'inspiration'.
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25 Mar 2026
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“You know,” Vox started smoothly as he pushed himself off his desk and trailed along the floor like a predator would toward its prey, slowly and calculating. “All these honeyed words thrown my way: sweetheart, dear, calling me pretty—one might confuse you for being sweet on me.”
Radio static scrambled in high pitched incredulity. Alastor looked caught between disbelief and outright hysterics.
As with anything involving Alastor, Vox never leaves unscathed, but he refuses to be the only one this time.
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22 Mar 2026
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good bones. by noelleification
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tian Guan Ci Fu | Heaven Official's Blessing - Moxiang Tongxiu
19 Feb 2026
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"The world is at least fifty percent bad. Sometimes he thinks that’s a conservative estimate. For every dog pet, there is one kicked. For every penny given, one is taken. Xie Lian is not a gambling man.
But that’s the thing about halves: there’s always a flip side. Maybe if Xie Lian flips the coin enough times, some day it’ll land right side facing up. Forever might mean infinite disappointment, but it also means infinite chances—every time Xie Lian makes a bad gamble, there will always be a next time, and a next, and a next.
And Xie Lian is cold. He’s so tired from watching the rain from inside the storm. He wants to curl up in something soft and listen to it rage around him, rather than letting it chew him up and spit him out.
(He thinks that he would like to be beautiful, to somebody’s eyes.
He thinks that he would like to be saved.)"
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OR: Hua Cheng finds Xie Lian on the streets of Shanghai after more than a thousand years of searching. He brings him home.
(Based on the poem Good Bones by Maggie Smith).
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20 Feb 2026
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“You’re ridiculous.”
“You’ve dated worse.”
“San Lang! That’s rude!”
“That’s true,” Hua Cheng parries mercilessly. “I haven’t even finished the retrospective of all the trash you’ve collected—would you like me to go on?”aka Xie Lian hasn't had any luck in his relationships, but he has a goal in mind, and won't be deterred. That is, until Hua Cheng snaps.
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08 Feb 2026
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Flower Crown Martial God, Deflowered by ancientrecchansins
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tian Guan Ci Fu | Heaven Official's Blessing - Moxiang Tongxiu
05 Feb 2026
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Hua Cheng and Xie Lian's wedding night.
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07 Feb 2026
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a feather's sharpened end by buryyourgaydar for Mvanubis
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
15 Sep 2024
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Luo Binghe can allow Shen Qingqiu to stay in the Water Prison if it means keeping him close, but he draws the line at allowing Shen Qingqiu to destroy his beautiful wings.
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01 Feb 2026
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Vox got what he'd been chasing for decades: Alastor said yes. A partnership. An alliance!
It should have been perfect. It is perfect. Mostly.
Except Alastor has rules. Expectations.... Standards that need to be maintained. And Vox. Pathetic, desperate, hopelessly obsessed Vox.... Finds himself agreeing to terms he never quite remembers negotiating.Alastor calls it >>quality control<<. Vox calls it whatever Alastor wants him to call it, because he's not stupid enough to argue. Not when those red eyes fix on him with that knowing look. Not when Alastor spreads his legs and asks, in that amused, crackling voice, "Well?"
The Radio Demon decides their latest meeting requires a more.... hands-on approach. The thing is, Vox would do just about anything to keep this partnership intact.
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01 Feb 2026
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thirst by airplanelanding (TheCourtSorcerer)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Sep 2025
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It’s two weeks later that the first change happens.
A disciple nicks themself on their sword while messing around and Shen Qingqiu has to make an embarrassing retreat. He finds himself on Qian Cao within minutes, hand over his mouth and nauseated by the way his attention had snapped to the cut, nearly salivating as the rich scent of iron wafted towards him. Mu Qingfang’s face is grim when he sees him, pupils dilated and nails digging into his cheek.
Mu Qingfang offers him options, should the changes continue and evolve.
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Shen Qingqiu gets bit by a small group of Vampire Bats that turn people into vampires with their bite, and as a result, Jinlan City goes a little bit differently.
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- Part 5 of Canon Re-Writes & Fix-Its
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30 Jan 2026
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white light, dark eyes by lemonlight
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Jul 2023
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Shen Qingqiu languishes in the water prison, awaiting the torture he is sure will befall him.
Luo Binghe just wants to understand his Shizun better.
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28 Jan 2026
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nothing beyond our ability by bunnylianlian
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Aug 2024
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“Will you let me take a look at your ear?”
Xie Lian looks up at him. He must be glaring, or on the verge of tears, because Hua Cheng desists immediately. He leans in to kiss his forehead and wipes some of the dampness from his cheeks with his thumb.
“I trust you, gege,” he says. A couple tears roll down Xie Lian’s cheeks, of shame and discomfort. He’s suddenly feeling a little like a cranky toddler. Hua Cheng catches the tears with his fingers and coos at him gently, rubbing his back. “This San Lang didn’t mean to make you upset. Will you forgive him?”
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26 Dec 2025
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One Form of Bravery by breathlessadoration
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon)
10 Dec 2025
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His believer truly was devoted and kind, so generous, so loving, so happy to give offerings. Was it any wonder that Xie Lian couldn't keep his wits about him? He could lose himself in the impossible richness of it, an adoration cultivated for centuries.
Xie Lian is easily overwhelmed, but finds that he isn't the only one.
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21 Dec 2025
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“Woah, woah,” Vox says. “Hold your horses. What—”
“This isn’t right.” The shadows around him swirl and turn darker and darker, sharpening into points. His eyes are shining red. “What did you do to me?”
“I didn’t do shit!” Vox sits up and crawls forward—Alastor presses himself back against the wall, ears flattened over his head. The hard turn from predator to scared-looking prey is making Vox’s head swim. “How is it my fault you’re rock hard?”
And he really is, Vox’s hindbrain notes. If anything, he seems to have gotten thicker—Vox can see the outline of him perfectly. Alastor curls in on himself when he notices Vox’s eyes.
“I don’t,” he starts, and then stops. That seems to be the end of the sentence.
“Well, you clearly are," Vox spits, frustrated. “I really don’t get the hassle here. I mean, we’ve been. Uh.” Together is a loaded word, but so is dating. Fraternizing? No, that sounds even more sordid. “Companionable. Right? This isn’t out of the, uh. Range of options.”
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17 Dec 2025
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“Alright, you know what? Fuck it! Yeah! Fuck me if you’re wrong, asshole!”
Alastor’s laughter petered out as he wiped a tear away from his eye. “Pardon me. I didn’t quite catch that. What did you say, old chum?”
“I said,” Vox enunciated, “that if I win, you fuck me.”
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After the battle against Heaven, Vox follows Alastor into a bar. Conversation eventually turns to the Hell's Hottest Poll, and while Vox feels confident in his victory, Alastor isn't so sure.
And a bet is made.
(inspired by Mimi's artwork on Twitter)
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16 Dec 2025
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“We're going nowhere,” Vox pinches the middle of his screen.
“Where exactly do you want this interaction to go? A path you already tried and failed? You want me to reciprocate your sad feelings just because you're being so open? You think I'll ever be vulnerable too?”
tl;dr : Vox is tired, and he and Alastor have miscommunicated enough. Alastor is barely human anymore, does he still even have feelings?
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14 Dec 2025
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Vincent watched him with the kind of fixation that disturbed even himself.
He shouldn’t be affected by a smile.
He shouldn’t be affected by a voice.
He shouldn’t be affected by a man.
And yet.
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09 Dec 2025
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Abel isn't sure how to get Lute in line.
Atleast, until she reacts to the word bitch so obediently.
To his surprise, his dick stirred with excitement.Bookmarked by PitifulCherry
22 Nov 2025