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“That’s what you just said, us unjoined lack ‘expertise’ and aren’t sophisticated enough to use the bathroom like you.” Carol has an uncanny ability to turn anything into a fight.
“Carol, that’s not how we think you should look at this. There is absolutely no judgement from us, we want you to be comfortable. Can we please take you to the women’s room?” Zosia is audibly perplexed by Carol’s behavior.
“I want you to take me wherever you all go. I need to see this for myself. Where do all the smartest brain surgeons and rocket scientists in the world pee?” Carol shifts her weight again.
“Okay. Follow us.”
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Taking her seat on the ice bed, Carol isn’t done complaining just yet. “Hmm. Guess what? Sitting on a block of ice makes you feel like you have to pee.”
“Okay, so pee” Helen reasons.
“Yeah, but is the toilet gonna be made out of ice? What if I stick to it? What could be better than shared hotel toilets, oh I know, shared hotel ice-toilets!” Carol quips sarcastically.
“Okay don’t pee.”
Laying the sarcasm on thick, Carol replies, “Sure I’ll just hold it till check out, that shouldn’t be too hard.”
“Just pee right here on the bed then.”
“Yeah, right.”
Helen takes her eyes off the aurora borealis to look at Carol. “Do it, I dare you, pee on the ice bed. See if it freezes.”
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Carol has spent the past 10 years of her relationship with Helen keeping her kink a shameful secret. Their trip to a hotel made of ice is their first vacation since her secret has been exposed. Carol wishes Helen would forget about it entirely, but Helen has other plans. Determined to not let Carol be miserable for the entire trip, Helen pushes her out of her comfort zone.
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In an act of desperation, Carol turns to Diabaté for help curing the virus before she herself gets turned. When his response is worse than just blowing her off, she goes nuclear.
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This is my episode by episode prediction for how Season 2 is going to go down. I tried to go by evidence in the text, and things that were set up in Season 1. I tried my best to keep consistent characterization. It came out 8 episodes long because I didn’t want to put any filler. Sorry about the wacky ending, it’s really hard to incorporate an atom bomb into a story. Warning: it gets a bit horny but nothing explicit.
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23 Jul 2026
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Come into these arms again, and lay your body down by femmexx
Fandoms: Pluribus (TV 2025)
23 Jul 2026
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vampire!zosia x werewolf!carol x witch!helen shenanigans
hot & cold thropes bingo: warm hands, cold nose
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- Part 6 of so goddamn fuckable (yuribus)
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23 Jul 2026
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"Helen," Carol says ten minutes later, the car only having moved about twenty feet or so.
"Yeah?" Helen replies, glancing over to her, then back to the unmoving road.
"I-" Carol cringes immediately at how her attempt to seem calm is destroyed by the high pitch of her voice. She clears her throat. "I- I have to piss."
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A loving couple goes on vacation and gets hypnotized to mindlessly pee themselves. This is completely gratuitous omo smut.
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18 Jul 2026
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Rumi’s always had a strong bladder, but her girlfriend’s want to put it to the test, challenging her to go the whole public outing without peeing.
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11 Jul 2026