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    Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov have been friends since they were five years old. From neighbors, to peewee hockey, to college, and beyond, they've been in one another's orbits for nearly their whole lives. What happens when that level of knowledge and intimacy goes from friendship to... something more?

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    After meeting at the spy academy ten years ago, rookie agents Shane Hollander, Agent 24, and Ilya Rozanov, Agent 81, started secretly hooking up.

    That's until Shane put a stop to it by running away from Ilya's hotel room three months ago without an explanation.

    Ilya was determined to forget Shane, but when one of his mission goes sideways, Ilya is reassigned to help Shane unmask the most prolific art thieves in the world.

    But Ilya's past finds him, compromising their new mission and both their safety.

    [OR This is a tuna meltdown AU where Shane and Ilya are both spies and end up in a safe house together]

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    Shane Hollander ended things for all the right reasons.

    He has Rose. He has hockey. He has a future that finally makes sense.

    Then Rose points across a crowded Montreal nightclub and says three words:

    "Isn't that Rozanov?"

    Or: What if Ilya ran after Shane that night at the club?

     

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    So this is my very first fanfic! I am an avid reader here on A03 and after reading literally 100's of stories, I decided to take a crack at it myself. I do not have a beta, so this was all edited me, myself and I. If you see any errors......no you didn't.

    jk - If you see anything that doesn't seem right (grammatically), please let me know. Otherwise, I hope you enjoy this fic as much as I enjoyed writing it for yall!

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    No matter the trope.
    No matter the universe.
    No matter the setup.
    They find each other.

    He rolled over, already thinking about which train he should catch to head home when he came face to face with–

    – a child.

    “AH!” Ilya squeaked, more high-pitched than he would ever admit. Her eyes widened at the undignified noise, but she didn’t say anything, nor did she back away. She was probably… six? Seven? Hell, Ilya was terrible at guessing kids’ ages. She had black hair, pulled up in pigtails, and very pretty brown eyes. She was holding a stuffed cat that looked well-loved in her arms. It seemed to be missing an eye. She gave him a once-over and suddenly Ilya felt like he was being inspected.

    Suddenly remembering that he was only wearing underwear, Ilya pulled the covers up to his chin. “Um. Hello,” he said.

    “Why are you in Dad’s bed?”

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