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    Two London snobs (accomplished professionals highly respected in their fields, thank you very much) are forced to stop and reconsider their life and career choices after a horrible summer. Strongly encouraged by their entourage to take a break and reconnect with nature, whatever that means, they find themselves on the same idyllic Scottish island by some strange twist of fate. New neighbours and temporary owners of two nearly identical cottages that are in desperate need of new plumbing and better kitchens, burned out actor Aziraphale and disgraced chef Crowley can’t stop running into each other.
    Autumn on the Isle of Skye is rainy and lonely, and everyone needs some company. And if the company is so good that parting seems unbearable, it’s just part of the magic of the island, surely. Afterall, they only have one autumn.

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    It's Christmas at the Maldives, everyone.
    (Well, it's a ten day Christmas wedding extravaganza at the Maldives.)
    (Erm, well, it's the wedding of Aziraphale's brother, the homophobic bully who saw the light, and it would be just so embarrassing to show up without a date. Thankfully, Crowley is a lovely, lovely friend. This is what friends do, isn't it? No fuzzy feelings involved whatsoever.)
    Pack your sun cream and your Christmas spirit, and get ready to party!
    (Well. Remember to avoid the zumba class at all costs. And don't get your feelings in the mix. Piece of cake.)

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    26 May 2026

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    Aziraphale, having inherited his great uncle's bookshop and a good deal of money to boot, is looking forward to his first ever Christmas away from his judgemental family. At a Christmas tree farm, he meets a delightful employee named Crowley, who shares his love of silliness and Shakespeare. For Crowley, this Christmas is the second since his mother passed away. He has no family or friends to speak of, and barely gets by on his wages, but is determined to stay optimistic, though he struggles with his mental health.

    From chance meeting, Aziraphale and Crowley go on to take comfort in each other's company, overcoming the sadnesses of their pasts to find their way towards a merry little Christmas in the present.

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    21 May 2026

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    Aziraphale Fell had lived an ordinary life, two kids, a job, and then the cautionary wife.
    While it was all going accordingly to plan, then, Aziraphale fell in love with another man.

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    https://youtu.be/NCCHxlsNM_w?si=nQVzY6ZZJPfErxmi
    This song is a banger and also made me think of our boys.

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    20 May 2026

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    Crowley meets Aziraphale Fell at a film premiere and is told,quite confidently, that he’ll probably marry him.

    Crowley thinks that’s ridiculous.

    A few hours later, he realises it might be true.

    Then Crowley’s father dies, and timing becomes everything it never is.

    Three years pass before they meet again, this time as co-stars on a BBC drama, older, steadier, and still unmistakably drawn to each other.

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    07 May 2026

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