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    Yuna can’t help it. There’s just something about Ilya Rozanov that rubs her the wrong way.

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    Shane wondered, while he tried to keep the party going on his own and not explode at everyone they knew and cared about, if people would have done this if they’d had a girl. Would she have gotten hockey-themed things for her first birthday? Or would people have actually listened to them when they said it was supposed to be dinosaurs? 

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    Or: Shane and Ilya's journey with parenthood and hockey.

     

    (No AI was used in the creation of this fic and I do not consent to my work being entered into any AI platforms. FUCK AI)

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    14 Jul 2026

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    “What is the League saying?” Shane asks. He’s almost scared to find out, but they need to know what they’re dealing with here.

    “They want you back, obviously. They don’t know why Rozanov hasn’t made any demands yet-”

    And it’s ridiculous and so, so like his Mom to be disappointed in someone for being inefficient at kidnapping her son.

    “I am thinking about it!” Ilya protests. “Has been only two hours!”

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    10 Jul 2026

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    The NHL keeps a Central Registry of every team’s Emergency Backup Goaltender, or EBUG, an individual who must be prepared to play for either the home or visiting team should both goalies be taken out of commission. When the Registry was digitized in the mid 90’s a clerical error was made, and David Hollander has remained on file as Montreal’s EBUG. When Boston plays a preseason game in Montreal at the beginning of the 2017/2018 season, both of their goalies are taken out and David Hollander suddenly finds himself in the net in Boston black and yellow.

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    08 Jul 2026

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    “Are you… are you saying that you want to be in a relationship with Shane Hollander?” The room held a sort of tension, like everyone in it was holding their breath, waiting for Ilya to vehemently deny it.

    The reporter had taken his words in the complete opposite way than Ilya had meant them, but he supposed he was too committed to stop now. “Of course not.”

    “Of course.” The reporter parroted, laughing nervously.

    “Obviously, we are already in a relationship.”

    In Ilya’s rookie season, he impulsively jokes about dating Shane to an invasive reporter. Then, he just… keeps doing it, since publicly announcing it enough times that everyone writes it off as a joke is a great way to hide a clandestine relationship.

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    06 Jul 2026