PerpetuallyWhelmed
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Her Vampire Empire by PerpetuallyWhelmed
Fandoms: The Outsiders - S. E. Hinton, The Outsiders (1983), The Outsiders: The Musical - Jamestown Revival & Levine/Rapp
10 Apr 2026
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Sodapop Curtis didn't have the energy left to tell her "no", didn't think it would make difference. Sandy had his entire future in a chokehold, although her perfectly manicured hands would tell you otherwise. What else was he supposed to do except accept his fate?
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I put Sodapop Curtis through the wringer because he's very dear to me and he deserved more of a plotline than they gave him in the movie - also I'm a D1 Sandy hater
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- Part 2 of The Outsiders as tragic songs
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 363
- Chapters:
- 1/?
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- 37
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Watching Him Fade Away by PerpetuallyWhelmed
Fandoms: The Outsiders - S. E. Hinton, The Outsiders (1983), The Outsiders: The Musical - Jamestown Revival & Levine/Rapp
10 Apr 2026
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Dallas Winston had always been an only child by nature, but a pack animal by soul. He moved through the world like someone who’d been raised by concrete and cold wind, not people—sharp-edged, fast-footed, and always ready to bite.
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I listened to 'Watching Him Fade Away' by Mac DeMarco and it awakened a sorrow within me that I've only ever felt when watching Dallas Winston say "Ponyboy" before dying.
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- Part 1 of The Outsiders as tragic songs
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Gotham Knights 1 - Bludhaven Rogues 0 by PerpetuallyWhelmed
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
10 Apr 2026
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- Part 1 of BatFam AU Collection
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The Outsiders as tragic songs by PerpetuallyWhelmed
Fandom The Outsiders (1983), The Outsiders - S. E. Hinton, The Outsiders: The Musical - Jamestown Revival & Levine/Rapp
10 Apr 2026
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Written in response to a prompt by thotinshield on Tumblr:
"my brain is filled with au where thorin is considered unattractive by dwarven standards, bilbo thinks hes handsome, and is pining after him, but thorin is in the classic situation of having to get married and dealing with lots of suitors and theres a bit in there about bilbo hearing some of the dwarrowdams gossiping about how thorin is "ugly" and bilbo being like WHAT"
Erebor needs a queen, and Thorin is set to marry a dwarrowdam to be his consort. No matter how much it breaks his heart, Bilbo takes it upon himself to ensure Thorin only receives the best and decides to scope out the candidates. Everything goes well, and he finds one that looks promising, until he uncovers a rather disturbing fact about the crop of potential consorts.
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- English
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- 8,345
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
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- Comments:
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- Bookmarks:
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19 Jun 2026
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Wreckage by Nightchild78
Fandoms: The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
04 Dec 2025
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Out of frustration, Fíli says some hurtful words to his brother, leading to devastating events which might change their lives forever.
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08 Jun 2026
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In early-November 2026, the Washington Capitals trade Ryan Leonard to the New York Rangers.
It's all downhill from there... or is it?
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- Part 1 of The WSH Extended Universe Polycule
Bookmarked by PerpetuallyWhelmed
02 May 2026
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Curses in the NHL are cruel, sure, you got guys in cat ears for a week or feminine features…chirp worthy stuff. But against all odds, Will was given the most soul wounding, painful variation to ever exist: Sleeping Beauty’s Curse.
OR: Will Smith is cursed with a mix of narcolepsy and Anemia and things just keeping getting worse.
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18 Apr 2026
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Michael gaped as he stared at his teammate.
Sheer devastation coursing through him over the loss of those gorgeous locks.
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When Sam got the buzz cut earlier this year, and Michael mourns his missing hair like a dead wife.
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11 Apr 2026