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    A Guide to Become the Perfect Soulmate by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    07 May 2026

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    Harry didn’t even know what a soulmate was.

    He certainly didn’t have time to figure out the differences between muggle and wizarding puberty; what with the murderous teacher and three-headed dog in first year or the giant killer snake and teenage Voldemort in second year.

    So imagine his shock and surprise when he wakes on his thirteenth birthday to a name inking itself on his skin.

    A very familiar name.

    And the course of history changes.

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    18 Jul 2026

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    I Can Tell You How It Ends by

    Fandoms: Supernatural  

    17 Jun 2015

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    Sent back in time to 1959 to retrieve a magical key, Dean runs into a pre-Andrea Benny, and narrowly avoids killing him. Now he’s stuck playing nurse to an injured vampire and trying to unfuck a timeline he shouldn’t even be in yet. How much more complicated could things get?

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    16 Sep 2021

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    Angel Cookies by

    Fandoms: Supernatural  

    07 Aug 2017

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    “On Christmas Eve, if you eat Angel Cookies right before bed and then dream of your one true love, he will be your destiny.”
    The Shurley clan sure believe their old family legend, but not Castiel James – not since he was a pudgy teenager, running down the church aisle on Christmas Day, trying to stop his very handsome and very straight teacher Dean Winchester from marrying someone else. He may be grown-up, well-toned, bestselling Young Adult’s book author “C. S. James” now, but Castiel will never forget that day. And he’ll never fall foolishly in love again, especially not for Dean Winchester.
    But when the wish for a big family Christmas from his sick father brings him back home, Castiel has to confront his past. And not only that: a letter from a little fan from his home town is weighing heavy on his conscience. Reaching out to a troubled kid might endanger his secret identity. Adding to the problem is the shock of discovering that Dean is the little girl’s father – unattached and hotter than ever. Dean’s smile still makes Castiel melt, but Castiel knows that ship has sailed. The fact that Dean seems to be on board this time, however, doesn’t make it any easier for him.

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    28 Jul 2021

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    Shot Through The Heart by

    Fandoms: Supernatural  

    17 Apr 2019

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    Dean is a hunter.

    Castiel is a Man of Letters.

    And even though they have to work together on a regular basis, there is not much sympathy between them. Castiel thinks Dean is too brash and reckless while Dean in return sees nothing more in the other man than a rude asshole with an obsessive love for books and a truly terrible fashion sense.

    But fate clearly has a funny way of throwing these two together over and over again.

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    08 Jul 2021

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    As it Seems by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    12 Aug 2014

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    Fred Weasley died in the final battle at Hogwarts. But then why am I, Cora Rivers, matched (via stupid, ridiculous, absurd, [see later rant for more adjectives]) marriage law to be married to him? All is obviously not as it seems...

    Mild Warning for language (hense the teen rating) and also I'm not Jk Rowling, I own nothing, and blah blah blah.

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    21 Jun 2021