Pattersplash99
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“Oh right!” Shelby lets go of his hands and he misses the pressure immediately. She fumbles through her bag before pulling out a hair brush. “I… wanted to brush your hair?”
“Ooookay? Why?” He asks.
“Well, you don't have a reflection anymore, do you? Kind of hard to make sure it's neat without one?” They argue, wandering over to the one rickety chair he keeps down here and pulling it into the center of the room.
It's a good point, but- “My hair is always messy though?” He's never been particularly great at caring for it.
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Avid's just been turned, & Shelby decides to check in on her fledgling.
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- Part 5 of Patter's Shelvid Prompt Week 2026
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I don't know about YOU, but when MY SIRE died shortly after I was turned, I spent the next 200 years working towards achieving her dream instead of burying myself like I wanted to. by Pattersplash99
Fandoms: Vampires SMP
22 Apr 2026
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A beat. Until the grating noise of heavy stone dragging against stone echoes throughout the space. Purple eyes dart up to find the lid of the coffin being pushed to the side by a pale, slender hand. A thud shakes the room as the slab impacts the ground.
The individual stares at the coffin intently, waiting in baited breath to see the creature sealed away six hundred years ago, taking the combined effort of humans and witches to ensnare. Will he even get to make his case? Or will he be dead before he can get a word out, a fitting end for someone foolish enough to release an Elder Vampire. The idea, the risk, makes him even more excited.
Finally, a form rises from the coffin.
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Shelvid Starter Vamps first meeting
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- Part 4 of Patter's Shelvid Prompt Week 2026
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They call her Demon Tamer. The young ruby haired carney with the obsidian beast hanging off her every word. The joyous Jester whose jokes charmed a malicious monster. The girl who didn't need to make a deal with the devil.
Their name is Shelby, and they've been part of this Circus since they were six years old.
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- Part 3 of Patter's Shelvid Prompt Week 2026
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Shelby hums. “I've not dealt in the business of names before, can I trade it for something?”
“Uhh, yeah? Why would you not?” He rolls his eyes as though it's obvious, despite the stories being of stolen names. Though they guess the people unaware of what they were losing are louder to complain. The Pixie continues, “So long as the trade seems equal, I'll gladly barter for your name!”
“Can I have your name?” Shelby requests impulsively.
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- Part 2 of Patter's Shelvid Prompt Week 2026
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It felt like every loop someone new betrayed her.
She'd grappled with the idea of if she could bring herself to forgive a Pyro or Owen that had not killed Avid. A few loops later Shelby was no closer to an answer and had added Martyn, Pearl, and Cleo to the list. Then Ren and Sausage, then Apo and Abolish. Doctor Legundo. Each and every one betrayed or wronged her in one of the many loops. They struggled to separate the feelings in their head towards all these different versions who they'd never get closure from and the person in front of her in that moment.
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Put Shelby in a timeloop that resets at dusk the day Avid dies and watch this character that was so entwined with everyone's stories lose the thing that drew people to her in her desperate efforts to save him.
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- Part 1 of Patter's Shelvid Prompt Week 2026
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Patter's Shelvid Prompt Week 2026 by Pattersplash99
Fandom Misadventures SMP, Vampires SMP
23 Apr 2026
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“You guys are a weird combo,” Junpei tells them. “You know that, right?”
“What!!" Ryoji gasps. "No way!! Minato and I are made for each other!! We’re like rice and curry! Peanut butter and jelly! We even finish each other’s…”
“Homework,” Minato mumbles, swapping the papers in front of them.
“Minato is better at math! But I’m better at classic literature!”
“He’s not. I just think it’s boring.”
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(A study on Ryoji, Minato, and the people they love. Spoilers abound.)
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02 Jul 2026
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"Don't," says Akechi. His voice shakes. He wraps his arms around his middle like he's bleeding out from his core. "Go away. Don't bother with me, there's no point, I'm dead, I... fuck." He laughs, but even Ren, the curator of all things Goro Akechi, has never heard him make such a sound; despair has always taken him differently, wild and keening, barely leashed.
For a moment, Ren is back in the engine room, with Akechi crumpled on the cold floor before him, defeated and alone. Instinct screams a warning in the back of his head.
Under the effects of despair, Akechi lets slip a secret he would have preferred to take back to the grave. It's a kick in the teeth—no, it's worse, it's so much worse—but Ren can deal with it. He can deal with anything. He has to.
He wishes his friends would stop asking if he's okay.
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28 Jun 2026
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The remaining dragons of the world must choose a rider.
This copper dragon disliked the options put in front of him.
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Or; How Legundo and his first dragon bonded, from the dragon’s point of view.
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14 Jun 2026
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That Time my Mom Got Reincarnated as the Crawling Chaos by VampireBadger
Fandoms: Persona 5, Persona Series, Persona 2
27 Jan 2024
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"If there was ever going to be a time for us to agree to a truce," Philemon says. "This would be it."
For long seconds, the question hangs in the air between them.
There is a clear sense that Nyarlathotep is about to say no. In many universes, he does. In these other worlds, things continue along without the intervention of either power.
But in this world, the force of chaos wavers, and shrugs with several dark tentacles. "I suppose," he says. "Why not?"
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Nyarlathotep, Philemon, and the Phantom Thieves.
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10 Jun 2026
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What if Igor and Lavenza couldn't reach to Joker in time?
What if Akechi wasn't chosen to be the one who destroys the world?
What if Morgana WAS late?Something really wrong is happening in Tokyo and a teenager who is on a criminalogy intership programme is determined to solve the mystery of sudden mental shutdowns.
With the help of a human in denial, who can hide in his bag.
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- Part 1 of Morgana was latte 🐾
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05 Jun 2026