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Everybody's together, but nobody's having any fun. Nepeta takes it upon herself to initiate a team building get-together, rooted in human youth culture. Join our fourteen heroes as they drink themselves half to death and slowly arrive at the the same basic realization: strip poker is a stupid fucking game.
Hand results are randomly generated (TO BE OBNOXIOUSLY CLEAR THIS IS NOT AN AI-GENERATED WORK), so the story sort of takes on a life of its own. Any fans of alchemization, appearification, weird time shit, or strange pairings will probably get a kick out of it.
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04 Apr 2026
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Kris Dreemurr was utterly and truly gone, having vanished from Hometown without a trace just about four years ago
While everyone else has already picked up the pieces and moved on with their lives, local burnout Dess Holiday has been holding out hope for years that they would come back — that she wouldn’t be the one who let them slip away between her fingertips. But on the day of yet another anniversary of that fateful day, she’s finally come to understand that they’re gone for good.
Right?
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20 Nov 2025
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Noelle and Kris have known each other forever; they grew up together, Kris pulling pranks that made Noelle shriek only to get chased around by Dess with a wiffle bat in retaliation, playing video games together until Kris inevitably decided to get up and go play the Holiday family's piano...
Then Dess went missing. Kris went quiet. Asriel left for college. Distance grew between friends.
Dess came back. Kris started to smile again. Noelle and Kris reconnected, and together, they survived high school.
College is going to be a new challenge all its own, but at least they're in it together, right?
...Then Noelle meets her new roommate, Susie, and things get a little more complicated.
(AKA I refuse to pick a ship so all three of these dorks are going to figure out the whole friendship thing and fall for each other or so help me)
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20 Nov 2025
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Kris made a deal with the devil, now they have to see through the consequences of their actions. The only question is which part's are really 'them' anymore.
As the world threatens to end, and the only one with access to magic being Kris, they have no choice but to step up and seal the darkness for good.
They have no choice.
A retelling of Deltarune that sees the lines between the real and the fake start to blur. With magic, romance, and a whole lot of shenanigans, Kris is going to go through a lot.
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29 Sep 2025
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Noelle Holiday has everything she could possibly need. Good grades, good friends, she even has time to sing at gigs occasionally. What else could she possibly want?
Or at least... that's what she thinks until she manages to stumble into not one but two people she's trying to vie for the affections of. The only problem is that they're both somehow in relationships already!
Kris doesn't really know who they are. At least their roommate's... fine, and their relationship's going somewhere. They're not quite sure where yet.
Things get a lot more confusing when their childhood best friend suddenly reappears in their life.
Susie is just trying to learn how to be a good partner. She's not really sure if she's any good at it, but she hasn't been broken up with yet so she's taking her wins!
Things have gotten a little more complicated though, since this really cute girl keeps showing up at her work.
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28 Sep 2025