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If you're dead and I'm dying, then why is there still so much blood? by lemonade_petrichor
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), David Szymanski's Iron Lung - All Media Types, Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
27 Jun 2026
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On his way back to Earth Grace starts to notice that things are not all they seem and he might not be as alone as he first thought. Whether his new guest is a God, an alien, a human or something in the middle, Grace is certain that first contact (the second time around) is not going as smoothly as he could have hoped for.
OR Simon thinks Grace is an angel, Grace thinks Simon is a God, they both get weird about it.
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26 Jun 2026
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The Patron Saints Of One Way Trips by CC (Sp0n6e)
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)
26 Apr 2026
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Simon died. Eaten and consumed by the Blood Eel. Not until he wakes up in a place called Erid where sentient rocks live and a guy who can’t seem to wear his glasses the right way.
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Simon gets thrown into Project Hail Mary because he deserves to be taken care of after the ending in Iron Lung. (basically, in other words. Simon and Grace act stupid, made everyone in Erid their spectators of their stupidity)
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- Part 1 of Vampire Simon
- Part 1 of Hail Mary, full of Grace
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25 Jun 2026
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Ryland looked down at his clipboard, where he had written a reasonable script, supplied earlier that day by Adrian. Unfortunately, the moment his eyes landed on the words, his brain supplied only terrible ways to say them.
He chose the worst one.
“I need flowers with prominent reproductive structures.”
The man went completely still.
Ryland could feel his soul attempting to leave his body.
“For a plant anatomy lab,” he added quickly. “For my students. Middle school students. Not–” He cut himself off, because there was simply no end to that sentence that would improve his situation. Instead, he just weakly smiled, and added “Science.”
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Ryland Grace is brilliant with biology, awkward with adults, and far too invested in giving his students the lessons they deserve. Simon Fleischer is a guarded florist who trusts plants more than people and has no interest in being needed by anyone again. But when a forgotten school lab brings Ryland into Root & Thorn, their lives begin to tangle in quiet, unexpected ways – through flowers, roots, and the terrifying possibility of being cared for properly.
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23 Jun 2026
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Appendix: Saving Grace by twasbrilligand
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
09 May 2026
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appendix noun 1. A separate part at the end of a book or magazine that gives extra information. 2. A small tube-shaped part that is joined to the intestines on the right side of the body and has no use in humans.
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19 May 2026
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14 Apr 2026
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I said I'm fine (it's just a sitting down in a shower day) by snapdragonpop007
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
14 Apr 2026
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Ryland hadn't realized Simon's breathing had grown so heavy.
"Do you know what the three different types of rocks are?" He asks before he can think about the words coming out of his mouth.
"...do I fucking what?"
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Or, no one ever said distraction duty was Ryland's particular skill set, but he makes due
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13 Apr 2026
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Simon is pretty sure by this point that his soulmate, whoever they are, hates him.
(Or: Soulmates can feel each other's pain. For Grace and Simon, this is less than ideal.)
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13 Apr 2026
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Baby Bird by GoalsIncludeProcrastination
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga), One Piece (Live Action TV 2023)
01 Apr 2026
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“-Zoro lost his ability to regulate his temperature. He won’t sweat, shiver, or be able to tell when he’s too hot or too cold. When he fought Luffy he pushed himself to hyperthermia without realising, and the heatstroke made him faint. Maintaining that temperature could cause heart and kidney failure, then major damage to his brain, and even-“ Chopper squeaked as he made eye contact with Zoro, who was giving him a disapproving look while he rolled the thermometer between his teeth with his tongue.
“We all know Mosshead doesn’t have the brain cells to spare getting brain damage, so what do we do?” Sanji piped up, earning a growl from Zoro across the room.
“There’s no solution quite like skin to skin contact. Hugs with as few layers as you’re comfortable with. Just like a baby bird!”
Sanji snorted, trying to reconcile the fuming swordsman with any kind of cute baby animal. Especially when Zoro looked like he was debating homicide or suicide, but it would surely be one of them.
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Or, touch-starved and emotionally constipated Roronoa Zoro has to get hugs from his Nakama or he'll die.
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31 Mar 2026
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Hunter, Hunter (Here, Kitty Kitty) by therogueheart
Fandoms: One Piece (Live Action TV 2023), One Piece (Anime & Manga)
16 Mar 2026
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Cats bring their owners dead things because they think they're shit at hunting and incapable of feeding themselves.
Zoro brings Sanji dead things because he knows what he can cook with them.
(And because he thinks he's shit at hunting.)"She's right, though. These past few months… Bringing your catches back to me all proud."
Zoro could feel every word on the shell of his ear, scorching.
"You bringing me back mice, Kitty?"Bookmarked by PastaDad
30 Mar 2026
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Has it always been like that? by Awbin0219
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
21 Apr 2026
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Rocky always thought that being able to detect light is a convenient ability to have - especially with this whole astrophage mess. But having to rely heavily on light must be a very inefficient choice for evolution to make.
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In which Grace is blind in one eye due to the side effects of amnesia drug, but grace was too confused to notice the difference.Bookmarked by PastaDad
25 Mar 2026
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Rocky, an Eridian from Erid, is the sole survivor on a desperate, last-chance mission. If he fails, his species—and his planet—will perish. With his crewmates dead, Rocky realizes that an impossible task lies in front of him. Hurtling through space aboard a xenonite ship, Rocky must puzzle out an impossible scientific mystery and conquer an extinction-level threat to his species. With the clock ticking, Rocky has to work quickly against it. Alone.
Or does he?
A reimagining of Andy Weir’s book ‘Project Hail Mary’ from Rocky’s POV instead of Ryland Grace’s.
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24 Mar 2026
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Leon's given to daydreaming. Claire's tired of his stubble. Domestic fluff ensues.
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24 Mar 2026
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Piers Nivans is eleven years old when he starts dreaming of death and monsters. The nightmares plague him for years until he realizes that they're actually his soulmate dreams, and that is when he sets out to find that person. Maybe they're a serial killer, maybe they're just someone with a really shitty life, but whatever it is Piers needs answers. He is going to find his soulmate.
If only it was that simple.
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22 Mar 2026
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It hadn’t even been twenty four hours since Leon emerged from underneath the gigantic monster he’d just sliced to death, soaked in its blood and intestines, and as he’d flashed a grin all Piers had been able to think was holy fuck I want to marry you. Of course, since he was a gigantic Loser with a capital L, Piers had only raised an eyebrow at Leon and said “You do know you can kill them without getting trapped under them?”
Leon had laughed, the kind of laugh that made Piers’ insides flutter and his heart do stupid little flips. “Oh,” Leon had drawled, flipping his bloody hair out of his eyes. Not that it’d helped much, not with how his face was like painted red. “I just like what it does to my skin,” he’d continued, his grin white in contrast to all the red. And once again Piers had been struck with how stupidly he was crushing on Leon and how little there was he could do about it.
In an ideal world, Piers could’ve just walked up to Leon and asked him if he wanted to grab dinner together, maybe drinks, coffee would be good too. In this world, however, Leon was in a long term relationship and Piers was not a home wrecker, thank you very much.
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22 Mar 2026
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You're a Dad? by Resident_Idiot_Simp (Resident_Idiot_simp)
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
17 Mar 2026
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Knocking on the door she steeled herself. It's not like they hadn't had lunch together before. Sometimes Leon would surprise her at work as a form of checking in. But she'd never been to his apartment.
The door opened and she was greeted with the sight of Leon. Her breath was stolen from her however as she sees two sets of eyes peering at her from behind him. They all had identical looks of suppressed excitement like they'd been waiting anxiously for them but didn't want to show it.
Grace felt like this perhaps shouldn't be as big of a surprise as it felt like. Getting details out of Leon Kennedy was like pulling teeth, and getting personal information was ten times worse.
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Grace meets the Aeon children
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- Part 5 of The Residents are Evil
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18 Mar 2026
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Ada, across the bed. Ada, a flash of red cashmere in the crowd in the rain. Ada, and the curve of her neck the same curve of his cheek. Her ribs the same curve of his arms.
Ada in the sky, leaving him.
Chestnut eyes. Saffron. Daybreak.
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- Part 1 of top notes, heart notes, base notes
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17 Mar 2026
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Zoro has his suspicions about the Cook from the first time they fight together.
From the moment Sanji dives into the waters of Arlong Park, fights a fishman underwater, and wins- Zoro has questions.
Ideally, Zoro would stay out of the Cooks business. In fact, Zoro would prefer to stay out of the Cook’s breathing space in general. However, Zoro also takes his job as First Mate seriously. So when questions become active concerns he finds himself wading into a secret deeper than he can fathom.
𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞
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07 Mar 2026
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Evidence Left on Purpose by novicius_nugget (athenoot)
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
05 Mar 2026
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Maybe it would've been better if he had taken her away himself upon their first meeting instead of digging deep into the doctor's torture chamber of a facility, believing she'd escape unharmed by herself. Maybe it would've saved her a lifetime of trauma and grief. Regardless of her affiliation with the FBI, Grace was still young, inexperienced in the horrific life Leon had lived for 28 years. But God Almighty, for better or worse, she was exactly the way Leon was when this all began.
"Whatever it takes, count me in."
"Whatever it takes to save this city, count me in."
He might not be that same rookie cop anymore, but that rookie cop still existed in Grace.
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06 Mar 2026
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It was surprisingly quiet.
That's what Grace noticed first.
Her ears had been ringing, her vision oddly unfocused.
Grace remembered talking to Leon briefly when he walked to the helicopter edge she sat on. The joy and relief of Emily having a chance.
A bit later, it was confirmed that Elpis was administered to Emily, and she was on her way to a hospital.-------
We see when Grace and Leon talk at the helicopter, and when Grace is working. But what happened in between those times?Bookmarked by PastaDad
04 Mar 2026
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The fight between Robert and Shroud ends much differently. He had still gotten away in the nick of time and the bomb had still been stuck to his suit. However, the explosion had left Robert with injuries so severe that it was a miracle he'd survived. Regardless of how life-altering his injuries were, SDN was still willing to take a chance on Robert. Managing his disabilities and mentoring the team was the hardest balancing act of his life.
Will Robert fuck up his only chance of becoming Mecha Man again? Or will he manage to contain it all, and find himself growing a little too close to a certain flaming asshole?
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20 Feb 2026
