Parrot_Assbutt
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"The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting." Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
Megatron receives a package that is, at best, not a bomb.
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- Part 6 of SkyStar And Their Sparklings
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A plane goes down, and it's up to the human investigators to find out how.
The big questions, why there’s no human remains, nor any known missing plane, is answered in the form of the distraught and bitchy robot that comes swinging into their lives.
Forming a tentative alliace with a robot alien for as long as it takes to peice together a corpse wasn't on their agenda, that's for sure.
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- Part 1 of Mayday
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Scenes from the mind of Sammy Lawrence, in debatable order. Disjointed and nonsensical as the song of radio static.
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Day 3 of Writing Stupid Ideas Until Insurance Approves My Medication And I Am Allowed To Focus On Longer Works Once Again by Parrot_Assbutt
Fandoms: The Owl House (Cartoon)
06 Nov 2022
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What if "Thanks to Them" had ended differently?
What if Hunter had dealt with the Belos threat more directly?Alternate title: Gus is Right, We Should Microwave the Belos Slime
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- Part 5 of Crack In A Bag
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Day 2 of Catboying Perfectly Good Men Until My ADHD Gets Back to Manageable Levels by Parrot_Assbutt
Fandoms: Bendy and the Ink Machine
07 Oct 2022
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It's Halloween at the studio.
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- Part 4 of Crack In A Bag
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SkyStar And Their Sparklings by KyeAbove, Parrot_Assbutt
Fandom Transformers - All Media Types
11 Jun 2026
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Both Skyfire and Starscream got stranded on Earth 14 million years ago. Neither they nor the offspring they produced here know anything about the war but they're gonna make themselves their problem.
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Crack In A Bag by Parrot_Assbutt
Fandom Bendy and the Ink Machine, The Owl House (Cartoon)
06 Nov 2022
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Assorted Crack fics, some connected, others standalone.
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I Can't Believe Your My Boyfriend?! by Dildo_Swaggins_T_Baggins for Iron
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
19 Jan 2025
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He heard rumors about that, drunken stories that were followed up with ‘cheers’ and some broken glasses. Which at first Rodimus didn’t believe, Thunderclash punched Getaway in the face? That couldn’t be Thunderclash, at least not the Thunderclash Prime that he knew.
Then he saw the footage.
“Save it, “captain,” On behalf of Rodimus and all those we left to die, I’d just like to say:”
THWAK!And Rodimus fell hard, if only they could maybe, just maybe, put a title on whatever this is?
Yes it's a butter pun.
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20 Jun 2026
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He heard Ratchet's footsteps before the door of the private room opened. "Good, you're awake. How do you feel having lied to your medical officer about your health?" Oof. Ratchet was pissed.
Jazz smiled despite the pain and shrugged. "Battle's been a mess."
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MerMay 2025 Calender-Mecha Mermay Edition by Angeltigerdragon
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types
01 Jun 2025
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1. ChromedomexRewind Darkverse
2.CyclonusxTailgate Darkverse
3. RodimusxUltraMagnus
4. DriftxRatchet,CyclonusxTailgate Darkverse
5. Griffin Rock Saga
6.Griffin Rock Saga
7. Griffin Rock Saga
8. Griffin Rock Saga
9. GriffinRockSaga
10. Mother's Day Interlude
11.Griffin Rock Saga Finale
12. BreakdownxKnockout (klaudiapasqui)
13.Old Mer Tales Darkverse
14. TFA Season 4
15. Galvatron's Tale Darkverse
16. BreakdownxKnockout Darverse
17. Aqua Darkverse
18. Cuckold TFA Season 4
19. WhirlxHisBadLifeChoices Darkverse
20.SkidsxSwerve Darkverse
21. Griffin Rock Saga-Blurr and Salvage
22. RatchetxDrift Darkverse
23. WheeljackxRatchet Darkverse
24. Reclaim Darkverse
25. Lost Darkverse
26. Delphi Darkverse
27. DominusxRewind Darkverse
28. Discovery Darkverse
29.OptimusxMegatron
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19 Jun 2026
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there's something inside of us, and we let it out. by bread_lord_khubz
Fandoms: Transformers: Prime
12 Jun 2026
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Megatron calls Shockwave away from her experimenting to request some help with repairing her old injuries.
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Megatron and Shockwave are gay freaks about medical malpractice.
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12 Jun 2026
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The protestor chooses her frame for herself.
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12 Jun 2026