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Waking up hungover in your boss’s bed isn’t ideal.
Wandering his mansion in a flour-covered daze while questioning your life choices? Somehow worse.Alex didn’t mean to make Pancake Day emotional. But here he is.
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Weird things happen when Greg prepares tea for Alex.
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Greg is away and he finds himself missing his LAH. They text and call more than they should, and it escalates to something far more explicit than ever before.
Eventually, he's back on his home turf and has to face Alex in person. -
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"Discovered a new kink while reading something, love?" he says teasingly.
Alex scrunchies his nose giving a naughty smile.
"Not exactly, it is just that there is a sudden influx of works where I am the one doing… hm…"
"Doing what?"Okay, Greg is curious, the bait worked. He slowly sits up facing Alex, who is very giggly.
"You know how the usual is you doing the…"
"The what?" Alex is blushing and then he closes his fist and slowly thrusts his index finger into the hole on the other hand."Yes?"
"Apparently people are obsessed with me having a go at you." -
I will show you mine if you show me yours by PandaRoboto
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, No More Jockeys (Web Series) RPF
21 Sep 2023
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"Okay, I will make it easier for you guys because Watto is dying to know and your ears might implode if we keep doing this… Our dear old friend Watson, the handsome man sitting on my couch trying to not spill wine all over, just remembered that you, Alex Horne, a gel and a friend of ours, said something about twenty-ish years ago regarding putting out your arse to be explored. So, to sum up, did you do it?"
"Hm. I don't remember saying that. And I don't feel comfortable talking about my… Well you know"
"Forget it then. It was silly to bring it up. I just thought it would be funny…" Mark was now a bit embarrassed too, finishing his glass.
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14 chapters of angst and 3 that are not (sort of)...
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Greg has some opinions about Alex's acceptance speech at the National Comedy Awards.
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It had been a while since he slept that close to someone. He had to admit he did sleep better after all. He liked this sensation of having someone under him, like a body pillow. Someone that could make him feel like a protector, someone that needed him to feel safe.
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"Alex… at what moment of the day I came out ?"
"You said you were not straight enough to appreciate rap music."
"I said I wasn't street enough…" -
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"It's been what? Weeks? You are still thinking about our banter even after weeks?"
"I am sorry mister Alex Horne for keeping you on my mind after weeks of being apart." -
I wanna ruin our friendship by PandaRoboto for Rowdy_Racoon, everyshadeofwrong
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
12 Oct 2022
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The worst part of everything was trying to keep himself calm while Alex told him about how he discovered himself bi. Usually, he liked to hear stories about people coming out, about how people realized the first time they were not straight. But not now, he could only see green, he was jealous.
If this was in anyone else maybe he wouldn't feel threatened but Key was different. He knew the two still hang out and Alex didn't exactly say they had stopped fucking. To be honest, Greg had no courage to ask it, the answer might upset him.
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Greg gave Alex a simple order, one that he failed to obey. Now Alex needs to learn a lesson or two.
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The title says pretty much everything you need to know.
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"Let's start again, proper this time. Why don't you ask me on a date? Let's pretend we are at the beginning again."
Greg let out a sound of relief so loud it made Alex laugh.
"I thought you were breaking up with me."
"Not yet. You would have to be my boyfriend for that. Let's see how the date goes, then, maybe I will break up with you or just ghost my way out of this." -
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“Alex, calm down. I didn’t see the picture. Whatever it was, you're safe, mate. You deleted it before I could see it. Relax.” He typed back quickly.
Why was he lying? Why did he save the picture? His head was dizzy now. Alex had bought the lie and seemed less stressed about it as he said good night and again said he was sorry.
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Pineapple Man by PandaRoboto
Fandoms: No More Jockeys (Web Series) RPF, British Comedy RPF
26 Jun 2022
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"You have coffee and pineapple all over your hands."
"You can clean it for me."
Finally, Tim had managed to lower the blinds, and as he turned around saying that "of course, Horne had pineapple juice on his hands, cuz the man was fingering a pineapple just moments ago" his jaw dropped. Alex's fingers were being sucked thoroughly by Mark. -
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"Okay ladies, I think you had enough. Can I borrow Alex for a bit?
Alex barely registered Greg arriving from behind till he touched him on the shoulder. Greg's hand was so big on his shoulder, squeezing it a bit and staying there protectively.
" Or you can stay with us and have some fun. Alex didn't even finish his shots!"-------
The wrap party for series 13 ;)
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No More Eletronic Devices by PandaRoboto
Fandoms: No More Jockeys (Web Series) RPF, British Comedy RPF, Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
14 Jun 2022
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Things get interesting after recording a very unusual game of No More Jockeys.
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“Are you offering?”
“Pardon?”
“Second time you mention sucking me. Are you offering?” -
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Alex thinks the Taskmaster is being too soft to him at the studio and Greg has one or two ideas on how to deal with it "this problem".
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- Part 2 of A change in the dynamic