Pakeha
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- Danny Phantom (6)
- Batman - All Media Types (5)
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After a magical mishap with a peculiar kind of killing curse lands Ellie in a very concussed, very mortal body, she winds up at Gotham General with no identity to speak of. Sure, she could give them her whole life story but why should she? Really they just oughta let her go and be on her merry way.
When a DNA test reveals a certain surprise parentage however, Ellie’s stuck in the care of a brooding Gotham billionaire for the foreseeable future. Hijinks ensue.
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Tim knows better than to go to a gala while he’s got the flu- but this is the Wayne Enterprises Christmas Party and it’s at Batman’s house. He can’t miss it. He’ll just have to power through.
Oh god. He’s not gonna be able to power through, is he?
Fortunately Alfred is there to save the day.
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Knives and other Sweet Nothings by Pakeha for piperita
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Danny Phantom
02 Feb 2026
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After starting a fight with Damien at a party, Danny finds himself dealing with a series of very unexpected reactions from the Waynes.
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Waylon is a wounded, naive fae stranded a long way from home. Kidnapped by evil men, held captive and tortured for unknown purposes, he has resigned himself to a slow, terrible death.
Then one night Waylon awakes to flames, destruction and a vicious giant with a manic glint in his eye who calls him Darling.
Can Waylon coax something good to grow out of such frightful darkness?
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I Scream, You Scream, Everybody Screams by Pakeha
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types, DCU
13 Jul 2024
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While there are hundreds of ghosts in Arkham, there’s one in particular that’s causing a bit of a ruckus and Lady Gotham would like some help reining him in.
Danny just wanted to go for a walk.
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- Part 2 of These Fleeting Things that Love the Dark
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These Fleeting Things that Love the Dark by Pakeha
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, Danny Phantom, DCU
13 Jul 2024
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Child of the Enemy by Pakeha
Fandom The Mummy (1999), The Mummy Returns (2001), The Mummy Series
01 Oct 2021
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As far as I was able to find no one had ever written anything for this pairing and I thought that was a bloody shame.
The first parts are written with a late-teenaged Alex in mind. 'Shadows' is written for a mid-twenties Alex.
ALSO several of you have already written amazing spin off fics and made me cry RL tears of joy and that is so great. If you write a thing and want to link back please feel free to do so. Also also I am double plus slow at replying to things so if I don't reply to any requests and things quickly it's not you, it is definitely me.
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A Dan/Bruce love story with lil' Danny and lil' Jazz along for the ride, terrible flirting between the two men, and happy little stories of their fairytale worthy happy ending, middle, and beginning.
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Dan's perspective:
I already have two babies. I did not adopt a Batman. Why does he keep showing up?Bruce's perspective:
There was a suspiciously powerful young father in my city. I was simply conducting routine surveillance. Somehow I am now reading bedtime stories, carrying toddlers, eating lunch with him, and apparently interviewing him for a job.Meanwhile, the Batfamily is watching this unfold in real time.
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16 Jul 2026
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The Mysterious Menace of Competent Maintenance by JoeyT12
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Danny Phantom
16 Jul 2026
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The first time Danny saw Batman, he was elbow-deep inside a broken laundromat dryer.
This was not how he had imagined meeting Batman.
Not that Danny had spent a great deal of time imagining it. He had been in Gotham for exactly nine days, and most of those days had been occupied by more immediate concerns, such as finding food, avoiding police officers, figuring out which gargoyles were decorative and which ones had cameras hidden in their mouths, and trying not to sleep anywhere that smelled strongly of chemicals.
Gotham had a surprising number of places that smelled strongly of chemicals.
It also had Batman.
Everyone knew Gotham had Batman. Danny had known that before he arrived. Batman was one of those facts people carried around without really thinking about it, like Antarctica being cold or school cafeterias serving pizza that technically qualified as an object but not necessarily as food.
Batman lived in Gotham.
Batman punched criminals.
Batman brooded.
Batman had probably never once in his life been elbow-deep in a broken laundromat dryer.
Danny was beginning to suspect this was a serious oversight in Batman’s education.
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16 Jul 2026
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To Begin Again by Hearteyesandblueskies
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
15 Jul 2026
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After his defeat and death on Tatooine Darth Maul, now just Maul, finds himself on a ship headed to Naboo before it all truly began.
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13 Jun 2026
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Set in early S3. Xander finds Giles bruised after training with Buffy and when he tries to help discovers kindness has its own rewards
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07 Jun 2026
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Grifter Specter Swindler Shade by Derp_Interpreter
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types, DCU, Justice League - All Media Types
05 Jul 2026
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Danny is ghost-napped to Gotham via a summoning ritual. He tricks the summoners into freeing him, scams some caped weirdos into bringing him dinner, and makes a new friend. He has no idea that those caped weirdos are actually the Bat-clan, that they are highly-skilled detectives and that his new friend might actually be a better scam artist than he is.
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- Part 3 of Danny Haunts Batman
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14 Mar 2026