PaintedElm
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(Apologies to the people who were interested in this fic, I've lost interest over the years since I began writing, and have decided to discontinue it in favor of possible smaller, more oc-centralized future endeavors. Sorry everyone! :<)
Cingulomania: A desire to hold someone in your arms.
It had started as small, simple road trip to sightsee some an abandoned mall you found online. Everything had been fine until you found that article in the newspapers. And now you're standing in front of a ruined building, about to climb over the fence and explore the secrets hidden inside.
(this is so self indulgent and silly fhjhfsjhf)
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Rescue Bots and the search for the McRib by PaintedElm
Fandoms: Transformers: Rescue Bots, Transformers - All Media Types
22 Jun 2023
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The McRib is back for a limited time on Griffin Rock, and it seems everyone wants one, even Doctor Morroco. The Rescue Bots must go on a fetch quest to get the mcrib, but will they live to taste the sweetness of victory, or die trying?
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Red Velvet Cookie becomes a cakehound - A crackfic by PaintedElm
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)
16 Jun 2022
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First time posting on here! [Insert tbh creature yippee]
I have no idea what I'm doing, so please don't yell at me if it's really bad ;-;
Anyways uh- funny stuff happens (the title basically mentions alot) but everything goes feral
(sorry for the awful summary)
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Strangers Like Me by MixterGlacia
Fandom Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
28 Apr 2026
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29 Apr 2026
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“Grace!” Rocky says. “Look!”
I look. Then I gasp.
“Is Adrian!” Rocky says.
(or, what happens once Ryland Grace becomes the sole human inhabitant of Erid.)
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21 Apr 2026
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19884 by Pixel_Dust
Fandoms: 17776: What Football Will Look Like in the Future - Jon Bois, Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
09 May 2026
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Lots of shit happens between Ryland leaving earth and the thousands he stays on Erid.
Name is based on 1984, the year of the Hail Flutie, one of the most famous Hail Mary passes out there (thank you @eridiancreatureorsmthidk for the name :) )
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17 Apr 2026