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    The first time Shane meets the WAGS in person.

    Cassie
    Shaaaaaaane

    Selena
    Someone call Ilya – get this man out of the kitchen

    Shane
    He's walking Anya right now so 😋
    See you all tonight 👋

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    22 Jul 2026

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    [Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander sit together in a sterile interrogation room. There’s a height chart on the wall behind them, and a harsh light hangs overhead. Next to them on the table is a polygraph machine.]

    Producer: Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander. 

    Shane: Yes.

    Ilya: Yes, those are our names. See how truthful I’m already being?

    Shane: You’re not even hooked up to anything yet. 

    Ilya: I’m just establishing how honest I am before we start. 

    Producer: Well, that’s good because you’re both here to take a lie detector test. The way this works is that one of you will be hooked up to the machine while the other asks questions, and then you’ll switch. Judd [the camera switches to show a man with glasses and stark white hair sitting at the polygraph machine] will be reading your results in real time. Shane, you’ll go first.

    Shane: Goody. 

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    21 Jul 2026

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    Cents and Centsability @goodgollymissmolly
    Watching fans who literally helped run Shane out of Montreal talk about how much they miss him…..hmmm 🤨

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    Sometimes it hurts to remember just how good at hockey Shane Hollander actually is.

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    21 Jul 2026

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    Yuna's breath caught. "What did you say, baby?"

    "Please." Shane's forehead was still pressed to his knee. "Please, please, please—"

    Hayden shifted closer. "Please what? Tell me what you need, Shane.”

    Then, so faint that all three of them had to lean in just to catch it. "...I need him.”

    Yuna's hand found David's. "Who, sweetheart? Who do you need?"

    “Ilya."

     

    Or: It's been a month since the tuna melts. Shane's been getting closer to breaking every day, until he finally does, in front of his parents and the Pikes. In the middle of the panic, he blurts out the only thing he needs: Ilya. So they call him.

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    21 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 22

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    Everyone thinks Ilya had no one checking up on him at the cottage, but who was he texting that night on the couch?

    Well, now we know, because the TEXTS have been LEAKED! 😘

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    20 Jul 2026

  6. Public Bookmark 14

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    It's always juicy when Shane "TMI" Hollander texts with Rose "Text Me Whenever" Landry!

    While resting up with Ilya on the sofa at the cottage, Shane finally had a chance to text her back, and now the TEXTS have LEAKED!

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    20 Jul 2026

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    Shane: You all seriously want to do this?

    Shane: Like you know this is going to be on the internet forever, right?

     

    Ilya: Sorry everyone.

    Ilya: He still has this weird sense of self-preservation.

    Ilya: We're working on it.

     

    Bood: Come on, Hollander.

    Bood: It'll be fun!

    Bood: We'll all look like idiots together.

     

    Shane: That's not as comforting as you think it is.

     

    Evan: Is there a limit on the number of rainbows and dicks that can be on the shirt?

    Evan: Asking for the person I'm buying for who maybe definitely is named Shane Hollander.

     

    Shane: I hate all of you.

     

    Ilya: See you at the airport!! ✈️👕🏒

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    18 Jul 2026

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    Lily (Hollander):

    I like freckles.

     

    Jackie (Pike):

    Awe that's kinda cute.

     

    Lily (Hollander):

    I like to look at Shane's freckles while he goes down on me.

     

    Jackie (Pike):

    Okay I take it back.

    Or, Ilya joins a WAG group chat.

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    18 Jul 2026

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    lulu 🏒🎨 @1u1uca8124
    rpf is literally so unethical like why are we headcanoning what luca haas does in his free time??
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    everly ✨ @whateverly
    Replying to @1u1uca8124
    you’re literally THE founding father of hollanov mf?? i know you’re not talking
    💬 137 🔄 629 ❤️ 2.7k

    lulu 🏒🎨 @1u1uca8124
    Replying to @whateverly
    damn are people not allowed to change???
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    quinny @quinntessence
    Replying to @1u1uca8124
    girl whatever 😭 you can start saying that when you take the 8124 out of your handle
    💬 128 🔄 314 ❤️ 3.2k

    or, luca haas's ghost of tumblr past comes back to haunt him once more.

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    18 Jul 2026

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    In March 2019, Caitlin Dykstra finds herself inside of Ilya Rozanov’s home carrying way too much food, some flu medicine, a few bottles of gatorade, and a hello.

    She leaves with more information than she could have ever wanted.

    (This is a side story to “Operation O Canada, or the Hollander-Rozanov Method of Soft Launching a Marriage.” Please read the original fic first!)

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    17 Jul 2026

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    “Can’t hang out tonight, Hayd. I have plans.”

    “Bullshit,” Hayden responds. “You never have plans.”

    Objectively, this used to be true. Nowadays Shane has many, many plans, between his nightly plans to look at Ilya’s penis through Skype and his various long-term plans laid out helpfully in his notebook, Canva (For Ilya’s sake. He is a visual learner), and more recently, Excel. Shane loves that excel sheet. He’s colour coded it.

     

    In 2017, Shane Hollander spirals and proposes to his boyfriend of 4 days (or 7 years, or 9 years, or not his boyfriend at all, depending on how you look at it), which leads to a lot of plans, weird theories in the Montreal Voyageur locker room, some Twitter drama, and Ilya Rozanov entering his WAG era.

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    17 Jul 2026

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    [A 2020 photo of Shane Hollander lifting the Stanley Cup above his head.]

    @NHLInsider Shane Hollander is officially an Unrestricted Free Agent. Rumors are swirling about a possible departure after his romantic relationship with Ottawa captain Ilya Rozanov was revealed less than two months ago. Will he stay in Montreal or head for icier pastures? Click on the link in our bio for all the insider analysis of where he might end up next.

    Posted July 1 at 10:51 AM

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    @hatrickzzz Hoping he finally goes to a place that appreciates him!

    @love2puck he’ll be lucky if anyone wants to touch him after all this mess. what a distraction.

    @hockeywhore @love2puck the only distraction is how terribly he’s been treated by his team and the league. Wouldn’t blame him one bit if he walked away from the game altogether.

    @zambonisrevenge There’s no way he’s going to Ottawa…right?

    @blackandred As much as I want him here, there’s no fucking way.

    @ilyarozanoff Whatever team he winds up at, I’m sure the announcement video will be EPIC.

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    16 Jul 2026

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    “Okay, first of all, do you have a partner at all?” Boodram asked.

    Ilya frowned. “Yes? I have partner? Why is this needed information?” The second the words were out of his mouth, Ilya regretted them a little, he shouldn't have admitted to that. Sure Boston was aware he had someone, but he never actually confirmed that, just said she was best hook up.

    “Alright then, my wife Cassie would like her number”

    “Why.”

    “Oh for the WAGS groupchat” Upon receiving the confused look, Boodram expanded “Wives and girlfriends chat. It's basically what it sounds like, a chat with all the partners of players. My wife runs it, and wanted to know if you had a partner from add to it”

    Or

    Shane gets added to the Ottawa WAGS, makes some friends and learns things about himself along the way.

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    16 Jul 2026

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    While none of the guys can figure out whose Shane's mysterious "Lily" is, Jackie's able to clock it in about five seconds after seeing Shane's face after Boston wins the Stanley cup.

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    15 Jul 2026

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    When in the 20/21 season Shane is forced to come out, Ilya is not far behind him.
    Twitter sees this as a chance to get the two rivals together, with help from their teammates.

    Except they’re already in a relationship, unbeknownst to everyone.

     

    (Hayden already knows like in the original timeline)

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    15 Jul 2026

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    It’s not going viral because Jane’s true identity was exposed—or even because Ilya was blatantly sexting in public. That part’s as expected as Shane doing yoga or any human being on earth breathing.

    No, the texts are going viral because no one can believe how bad this “Jane” is at sexting.

    The women of the world are outraged. The men of the world are baffled. No one can understand why Ilya Rozanov, whose abs have their own fan club, is wasting his time on ‘a piece of cardboard that wished to be turned into a real girl’ (this particular joke has 300k likes and counting).

    Or: After a social media trend mocks Shane's sexting skills, he tries to improve them. It goes about as poorly as you'd expect.

    Now available in Russian

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    15 Jul 2026

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    Shane Hollander comes out. Half the league shoot their shot online.

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    14 Jul 2026

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    “Okay,” Farah began, “We can announce your relationship in two ways. We can hard launch it, like ripping off a bandaid. Or we…soft launch. Slowly. Very slowly. Give people time to wrap their heads around the idea, so that by the time you guys announce your relationship, most people will be expecting it.”

    Later that week, Shane Hollander @shanehollander24 posted: Great game tonight @realrozanov but don’t get your hopes up when Montreal’s in town.

    Thirty seconds later, Milly @shaydenforever replied: i’m screaming not my baby shane’s first post in a year being a chirp keep the PR friendship alive

    Thuy @hollanderposting: I just know his momager yuna (affectionate) put a gun to his head and said “if you really cared about your charity getting donations you’d be more active on social media” and you know what. God bless. 🙏

    Or, a social media fic in a world where Shane and Ilya didn't get outed and instead decided to soft launch their relationship

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    14 Jul 2026

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    Following his injury and stay at his parents' house, Shane Hollander is bored out of his mind.

    A conversation with his best friends turned out unsuccessful and when he then talked to his not-yet boyfriend about it, Ilya has the brilliant idea to have him added to the Boston Raiders WAGs group chat.

    Hopefully they can help?

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    14 Jul 2026

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    [Seven members of the Ottawa Centaurs stand in the backyard of Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov. Each of the men holds a bag of candy as they joke with each other while Harris Drover sets up the shot. The sun is beginning to dip in the sky behind them, and the Stanley Cup sits on a makeshift stand made out of a cushioned lawn chair. Shane hovers close to the cup, and can be seen eyeing it with concern as Ilya watches him with amusement.]

    Shane: That doesn’t look very stable. We could have at least dragged the patio table out here.

    Ilya: It’s fine, sweetheart.

    Shane: I know, but it’s my day with the cup, I don’t want anything to happen to it.

    Ilya: Bood seasoned jerk chicken in there, yesterday. I think it will survive a little trauma candy salad dump in our backyard.

    Shane: That feels like a famous last words kind of scenario.

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    14 Jul 2026

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