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    Shane watched Ilya tilt his head back and drop some peanuts into his mouth. He gave them all of two chews before swallowing. The totally indigestible peanuts travelled down the line of his beautiful speckled throat. The man was begging for chronic reflux. 

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    17 Jul 2026

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    Shane’s brain cycled rapidly through a half-dozen celebrities, porn actors, Grindr profiles, every attractive bartender who’d ever served him a beer, trying to find a comparison for this level of outrageously concentrated beauty in one person, but he was drawing a blank.

    The man—Ilya Rozanov, Facilities Attendant, his badge read—gestured around the supply closet. “I help you find something?”

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    Canon-divergent AU set during the 2017-18 MLH season. Shane Hollander doesn’t have a single Cup to his name when he meets a very hot and very annoying janitor who works at the Metros stadium.

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    17 Jul 2026

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    Ilya's hand falls away from the lid of the blender and hangs uselessly at his side as he rereads the words over and over, scanning his phone screen like a madman.

    @hollanov4lifee they're so adorable omgg

    @boodrambaby bro actually the way shane talks to ilya is so cute and hot and !!

    @hollanov4lifee i know lmao like shane is his mommy

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    Oh no.

    Ilya Rozanov and the awkward, uncomfortable, all-encompassing experience of discovering calling his husband Mommy.

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    17 Jul 2026

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    "Listen, Mr. Rozanov." The general manager is talking out of the side of his mouth, his cigarette dropping ashes all over the hotel table. "We like you. We want you. We understand you are putting yourself under a fair amount of risk here, meeting with us like this. I hope it's obvious that if you play for us, we will set you up for a good life in Canada."

    He pauses, looks Ilya in the eye. "But you have to understand, if you agree to this, you have to be prepared to leave with us right now."

    Red Army superstar Ilya Rozanov defects from the Soviet Union. A Cold War-era hockey AU

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    12 Jul 2026

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    Mr. Hollander & Puppy Ilya
    A series of related works detailing the relationship between older, veteran Mr. Hollander and his younger, rookie puppy. Recommended reading order is chronological.

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    Ilya Rozanov is the best damn rookie the NHL has ever seen. Shane Hollander, captain of the Metros and three-time Stanley Cup winner with over 700 career goals (not that Ilya is counting, thank you very much), just wants to help him celebrate.

    hat-trick, 17.1k words

    Ilya just wants to prove to Mr. Hollander that he can be a good boy. Mr. Hollander is happy to indulge him.

    pillowtalk, 21.5k words

    It’s not really Ilya’s fault that he needs Mr. Hollander. Besides, Mr. Hollander is happy to teach his puppy some new tricks.

    partition, 19.3k words

    Galas generally disinterest Ilya. Every rule, however, has its exception; after all, how could he turn down an invitation to an event he knows Mr. Hollander will be at?

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    05 Jul 2026