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Tiny stories about Patrick and David (but mostly Patrick) being aggressively Canadian.
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01 Jul 2026
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Instead of a day filled with gushing over his husband, great food, and physical attention, he will have to send out a search party and go down the list of their contacts to make calls and ask everyone they know when they last saw David.
patrick wakes up on the morning of david's [redacted] birthday, only to find that his husband is decidedly not there.
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29 Jun 2026
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When Stevie drags David to a friend's lake house in the early fall, he doesn't imagine it will be anything more than an annoyance with too many bugs. But then he meets Patrick, who helps change the course of the trip and if David doesn't find a way to mess it all up, maybe the course of his entire life.
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29 Jun 2026
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Still reeling from a bad breakup and a professional setback, David moves to Schitt’s Creek and takes a job at Stevie’s coffee shop. He’s definitely not looking for love in this tiny town, but a cute customer in mid-range denim offering business advice might just change his mind.
A story about friendships, coming together, and plenty of coffee.
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- English
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- 5/5
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27 Jun 2026
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David didn’t have “snippy man with soulful eyes and a devastating smile” on his Christmas List this year, but he wasn’t going to complain.
Well, not too much anyway.
Or…
David and Patrick meet while doing some last minute shopping on Christmas Eve.
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- English
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- 5,200
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- 1/1
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26 Jun 2026
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There’s a light coming from the kitchen and he follows its glow down the hallway. In the kitchen, David is sitting on a barstool at the island, phone in one hand and slice of leftover pizza in the other. Patrick smiles softly at the vision in front of him. It’s been years and he still finds himself thinking how lucky he is to have found this man.
A small, late-night moment of domestic bliss in the kitchen of the cottage.
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- Part 6 of scenes from a hat (tumblr prompt fills)
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25 Jun 2026
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In hindsight, letting Stevie handle their travel arrangements for the small business conference was a mistake, no matter how much the “motel owner’s discount” she claimed she got was. And now that he thinks about it, David is pretty sure that’s not a real thing. He thought he’d been making the financially responsible decision but really, he was just walking into a trap.
“Huh,” Patrick says, staring at the one queen-size bed in the room. “Did Stevie tell you she was booking a single?”
“Um, no, she definitely did not.”
David and Patrick never got together on David's birthday. Now it's months later, and Stevie generously offered to book their accommodations for a small business conference in Thornbridge. She definitely did not have an ulterior motive. Or did she?
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24 Jun 2026
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After months of pining over each other, David and Patrick still don’t even know each other’s names.
Will participating in the Secret Santa Exchange at the Ray’s Emporium employee Christmas Party finally bring these two together?
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24 Jun 2026
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i didn’t know i was lonely ‘til i saw your face by stereopticons
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
28 Jan 2025
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Fresh off of a break up, David meets Patrick at a bar and over a festive cocktail, they agree to be each other's platonic dates for all holidays going forward to lessen pressure from family and the stress of having to spend the holidays alone. Nothing can possibly go wrong. It's not like David is going to develop feelings.
Right?
Or, a Holidate (2020) AU.
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- English
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24 Jun 2026
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let my love fix you up by stereopticons for rosedavid (driftingskies237)
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
31 Mar 2023
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Getting downstairs takes quite a bit longer—and somewhat more clinging to the banister and silently cursing—than usual, but he manages. When he rounds the corner, he smiles at the sight of David in his favorite armchair, wearing the glasses he swears he doesn’t need and intently focused on something in his lap. It’s hard to tell from this angle, but it looks like he’s sewing something. Patrick leans against the wall and just watches for a moment. He’s always loved watching David work, the way his long, graceful fingers work with such precision, the way his brow furrows, the way he gets so absorbed in the task that not even an appearance by Mariah herself could distract him.
After Patrick is injured while hiking, David takes care of him.
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24 Jun 2026
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"What if we spent a weekend together? That way we could monitor each other." How did that half-formed, audacious idea somehow escape from Patrick's fantasy out into their conversation? But a bros weekend wasn't so crazy, was it? Friends did that, and he and David had been friends for close to a year, right?
"Ray has been trying to rent out this cabin that's in the middle of nowhere. He offered me free rentals to manage the basic upkeep." Patrick focused intently on the paper, his pencil making staccato scritches. "It's really nice. Two bedrooms, a fireplace. It even has an espresso machine. And the price is right."
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23 Jun 2026
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Patrick likes to compare himself to uncut gems, the ones that haven’t been molded or modified yet, the ones whose rough edges have yet to be smoothed out. The difference between them lies in the fact that the gems get polished and primed to perfection, to the best that they can be.
Meanwhile, Patrick, no matter how hard he tries, can’t get himself to that final point where everything is right. So instead, he focuses on perfecting his work. Because even if he can’t smooth out the rough edges of his life, he can smooth out the edges of a stone.
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When David's necklace breaks, he goes to a local jeweler in Elmdale named Patrick for help.
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- English
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15 Jun 2026
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“Quite frankly, I’m just relieved this isn’t the Schitt’s cabin.”
Patrick smirks at him, “if I’d known that was an option-”
“Absolutely not!” David snaps, but he’s smiling. “Now, can we get a fire going in this fireplace? It would really assist the aesthetic in here.”
“We?”
“Fine, can you get a fire started? Go outside and get some wood or-” Patrick tries and fails to hide his smile. “And that’s a thing I just said to you.”
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Patrick books a winter weekend away so that he and David can connect.
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14 Jun 2026
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“Now over to our brand new meteorologist, David Rose, with the weekly forecast. David?”
OR, the Rival Weathermen AU that nobody asked for 🌦
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13 Jun 2026
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Patrick couldn't believe his luck when Schitt’s Creek College canceled classes due to an overnight snowstorm. It had been a bumpy road for him after transferring here suddenly, leaving his previous university and life behind once realizing some hard truths about himself. The one bright spot had been his roommate, friend, and now mega-crush David making it all worthwhile. Would this magical winter day possibly lead to them becoming something more?
A David and Patrick College AU: Snow Day Edition⛄
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- English
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- 11,500
- Chapters:
- 5/5
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12 Jun 2026
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David is... less than pleased to learn the team building retreat is mandatory.
He's even more annoyed when the bus that shows up to take them there looks like it should have been decommissioned in the 70s.
When he learns his roommate for the trip is the accountant who's been bothering him since he joined the company? He doesn't know how he's going to get through this.
Why couldn't Stevie have just faked a broken leg?
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- English
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10 Jun 2026
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All David wants to do is sign Marcy Brewer on to sell her amazing fudge at Rose Apothecary. Unfortunately for him, her very snippy, business consultant son gets involved. In an effort to win both Marcy and Patrick over, David invites Patrick to spend some time in the store and on a vendor trip. There’s snow forecast for the day of the vendor trip, but it’s Schitt’s Creek and it never snows. Right?
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- English
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- 9,186
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- 1/1
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08 Jun 2026
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What would have happened if Patrick and David never kissed during Grad Night? Set after S3E13 following the story of how Patrick and David will end up together no matter what universe we put them in. Includes drunk texting, boyfriend's bantering, soft moments, and angst induced by these two idiots.
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"Aw like your best friend?"
Patrick sighs in relief at the return of their comforting banter. "Yes, the BEST. A BFF as the kids would call it."
"Confidantes really".
"Kindred companions?"
"Partners in crime... and business."
"Ew David. You two are so gross."
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- English
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- 20/20
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29 May 2026
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Knock, knock.
David straightens his shoulders, takes a deep breath, and opens the door. A man with close-cropped brown hair, big brown eyes, and a container of something that looks suspiciously like baked goods is standing on the other side.
“Hi,” the man says, shifting the presumed baked goods to one hand and holding out the other. “I’m Patrick. I just moved in across the hall.”
Or, five times Patrick brings food to David and one time David attempts to make food for Patrick.
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- English
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- 1/1
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14 May 2026
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A Schitty redux of the John Hughes film "Planes, Trains, and Automobiles."
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- English
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- 26,832
- Chapters:
- 10/10
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14 May 2026