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“Roman,” Gerri says firmly, “You’re going to have kids one day, the best you can do is to be better than your father.”
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Years after the war for the throne has ended Tyrion and Sansa play a game.
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"So, you drafted a contract?" Draco blinks once. Twice. "To legitimise us?"
"It was a perfectly reasonable—"
He laughs loud and long, but it sours, turning brittle in an instant. "I'm not signing anything, Granger."
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- Part 3 of Forces
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18 Jul 2026
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Hermione Granger has a career she loves, friends she can depend on, and a nice set of hand towels for her new flat.
She's single and tired of tiresome men, but that doesn't stop her from wearing beautiful lingerie underneath her serious Ministry skirts.
Or having pictures taken in naughty knickers.
Just once.
For herself.Draco Malfoy doesn't get upset at the sight of blood, which is good, because he sees a lot of it.
What he doesn't see a lot of is Hermione Granger in her unmentionables.
Usually.A series of meetings and mix-ups in which one cannot possibly mean done.
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- Part 1 of Workplace Shenanigans
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08 Jul 2026
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And thus began a very complicated and unideal state of affairs in which Draco couldn’t ask whether the world-ending, all-consuming randiness he felt all day every day from that point on was a symptom of his magical fake-real (but mostly fake) pregnancy and something that she was also experiencing, or simply the logical progression of his hithertofore unacknowledged obsession with Hermione Granger.
Or, Draco has couvade syndrome (the magical version!) thrust upon him.
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08 Oct 2025
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Yours, Inevitably by ChaosAndCrumpets for ellieauthor
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Feb 2023
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Draco Malfoy is Hermione Granger's soulmate.
Allegedly.
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27 Sep 2025
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Every terrible moment in his life, Draco thought about how one of the most powerful potions in existence curled up and around others like opalescent smoke, pulsing bright and thick like ichor, beckoning and enticing everyone…but.
Him.
Nothing.
Draco deserved this.
or, for some reason Amortentia has no scent for Draco. It's something he considers a terrible flaw and believes it's proof he lacks the capacity to feel romantic love.
But everything is fine. (narrator: everything was not fine.)
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07 Sep 2025