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  1. Public Bookmark 4

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    “Want anything?” Beef asked him, grabbing a bag of chips and checking the price.

    Etho shook his head, shrugging.

    “I’m not that hungry.”

    From the other aisle, Pause scoffed.

    Or: Beef and Pause have a very strange, very cagey friend called Etho

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    22 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 3

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    The twinge he feels is something Etho immediately assigns as childish, stupid, and to be forgotten about, so he shoves it down and tries to forget.

    But these are not things easily forgotten, and the first time Etho stumbles out of camp late at night expecting that what he feels is nausea, he falls to his knees in the bushes, yanks his mask down, and coughs until he spits something up. For a split second he can only stare down in shock as he thinks what he's seeing is blood, but when Etho reaches to touch it is solid and smooth. Blood-red flower petals.

    (For Febuwhump 2026 Day 14: Hanahaki Disease.)

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    20 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 3

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    Etho's whole awareness becomes the hands, cold and latex-sticky, pulling his head back and clamping a muzzle around his face. He bit three of them the first time they touched him; they've been wary since. Etho has spilled a lot of blood. His shoulders scream as they painfully jack his arms behind them, tying them together locked from wrist to elbow. The catch pole is loosened enough that Etho won't suffocate, but isn't taken away, and God, how can he breath, hands on his face and arms and neck and in his guts and in his lungs leaving no space for anything else —

    (For Febuwhump 2026: Day 15 and Day 16, Test Subject and Touch Aversion.)

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    20 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 11

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    There's an entire world in Bdubs's arms

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    20 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 13

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    Etho’s vision is perfectly fine. No issues whatsoever.

    But… he really can’t see what that sign says at all.

     

    Or: Etho has terrible vision. Gem and Beef find out the hard way.

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    20 May 2026

  6. Public Bookmark 10

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    "You’re in my bed, Bdubs."

    "Yeah, yeah," Bdubs grabbed Etho’s wrist - admittedly weakly, but Etho relented nonetheless -, pulling him down, "Get in here."

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    or: bdubs falls asleep in etho's bed

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    20 May 2026

  7. Public Bookmark 1

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    Etho has a nightmare. Cleo is there to comfort him.

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    02 May 2026

  8. Public Bookmark 17

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    Etho didn’t like touch. 

    This was understood amongst the Hermits. It was a thing. Just as Joel hated horses and Mumbo hated sitting still, Etho would shrink away from physical contact and stand on the outskirts of social situations. The Hermits understood that you didn’t touch Etho. 

    However, something being understood was very different to something being practised.

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    Etho hates touch. The hermits don't understand the breadth of his fear. He struggles to articulate this.

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    24 Apr 2026

  9. Public Bookmark 25

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    Bdubs is an artist in a village that values survival over anything else. When he runs into the forbidden woods on the worst night of his life and bleeds on the wrong piece of armor, he accidentally awakens something.

    Etho has been asleep, waiting hundreds of years for someone to ask him what happened to him.

    or

    Bdubs vandalizes historical architecture as an apology to the ghost he accidentally summoned.

    Updates every Monday Completed!

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    Chapters:
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    24 Apr 2026

  10. Public Bookmark 2

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    A month before the moon crashes into the world, Etho vanishes without a trace. No one searches for him, too preoccupied with their own escapes, expecting him to just turn up again as he alway does. Months later, when Xisuma is finally able to bring the hermits back together in a fresh world, Etho isn’t brought with them. For months, they search for him, though their efforts lead to no result, and everyone is left believing that he’s been lost in their previous world - forever. Bdubs won't give up hope, not yet - but, with each passing day, he hopes less and less.

    Meanwhile, Etho has been trapped in an ancient realm, below the Nether, below Void itself, unsure of how he arrived and unable to escape. All he knows that is he has to ascend, climbing block by block, until he can finally reach the Overworld. As he explores the unknown realm, he starts to realize that he isn’t alone - someone is down here with him, haunting him like a shadow. As he fights to escape and return to his friends, Etho can’t help but wonder… What exactly brought him here?

    And who else is hidden in these depths?

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    24 Apr 2026

  11. Public Bookmark 8

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    Beta is Etho’s old friend, and waking up in a world suddenly back in beta isn’t too bad, all things considered. He knows his way around, like stepping back into an old pair of boots — worn and nearly forgotten, but still familiar.

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    Past Life means reliving both the good and the bad, and for Etho, there are some experience not-so-pleasant to repeat.

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    27 Jan 2026

  12. Public Bookmark 5

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    Gem loved snow, Beef loved snow, he loved snow. Everyone on the server loved snow.

    Some played in it. Some enjoyed it from afar in the warmth of their bases. Still, snow was a change-up, a sudden surprise that wasn’t too unwelcome.

    A fitting way to say goodbye to a server he loved so much.

     

    Or, a raid goes completely wrong, but a reunion goes just right.

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    1/1
    Comments:
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    33
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    5
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    555

    27 Jan 2026

  13. Public Bookmark 16

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    Etho's back from Last Life, but Iskall hasn't seen their basemate around.

    Seems like no one else has either.

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    13 Dec 2025

  14. Public Bookmark 33

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    GoodTimeWithScar: uhhHH xisUma

    Xisumavoid: Working on it!!
    Xisumavoid: Where are you right now?

    GoodTimeWithScar: oH I'm with GRianeaitouhgl

    MumboJumbo: i found ren
    MumboJumbo: he's a literal dog what

    Or, tales from the Hermitcraft SMP, sponsored by your local Canadian (not Etho, just me.)
    Or, Halley found a story she really likes and decided angst was crunchy.

    Language:
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    22/?
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    07 Dec 2025

  15. Public Bookmark 2

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    Chaos, but roommates, and Team BET.

    title says it all. i only update when ive consumed.my.weight in caffiene. so, mostly daily.

    This is crack with a bit of angst.

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    6/?
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    05 Dec 2025

  16. Public Bookmark 18

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    In season 8 the Hermits scrambled to find safe ways to another world before the moon crashed into them. They didn't all escape together, and some of them didn't escape at all.

    Or,

    Bdubs and Etho didn't make it off season 8 in time and were left respawning over and over in the aftermath.

    Whumptober prompt: Ruins & Environmental Whump

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    152
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    18
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    730

    05 Dec 2025

  17. Public Bookmark *

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    The group gets separated after a particularly nasty battle, and Legend, Twilight, Sky, Wind, and Hyrule stumble into the first shelter they can find. Unfortunately for Legend, that shelter is the Palace of the Four Sword--but not the one he knows all too well.

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    Comments:
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    17 Sep 2025

  18. Public Bookmark 11

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    "You're a menace."

    "I knew what I was doing."

    or,

    Sometimes Rhy knew him painfully well.

    Language:
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    Comments:
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    11
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    1,127

    04 Sep 2025

  19. Public Bookmark 58

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    The chain has learned the hard way that any injury inflicted by The Shadow's blade was dangerous, life-threatening, even. Thus, when Four ends up on the other side of the blade in a swing he cannot dodge, the worst was expected. That is, until a new strange being appears and saves the day.

    Or, Shadow takes a hit meant for Four.

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    2,206
    Chapters:
    1/2
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    437
    Bookmarks:
    58
    Hits:
    3,158

    31 Jul 2025

  20. Public Bookmark *

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    When the Four Sword gets a crack in it, Four starts to crack too. The colors find themselves, for the first time in their life, alone.

    AKA the colors start getting individual control over Four with no memory of what the other colors do when they're in control. Chaos ensues, and everyone in the Chain is seriously worried that Four has lost his mind.

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    17,704
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    294
    Kudos:
    958
    Bookmarks:
    232
    Hits:
    8,077

    21 Jul 2025

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