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    Buck has a secret.

    He's the guy behind a wildly popular tiny cooking channel. A channel that he fuels through “borrowing” negligible amounts of ingredients from Eddie’s kitchen. He’s not proud of it, but what someone doesn't know won't hurt them, right?

    Eddie has a problem.

    He has a rat that’s been stealing ingredients from his kitchen. It’s smart and subtle in its takings, but he’s onto it and will catch it. Good thing he has a best friend, who he may or may not be in love with, to help.

    An accidental identity reveal, a deeply committed “rat” bit, and a minor emergency later, two idiots who fall in love.

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    Buck has a miniature cooking channel no one knows about. Buck also has a bad habit of stealing ingredients from Eddie’s kitchen. Eddie thinks the missing ingredients are due to a rat, which he enlists Buck’s help to catch. Hijinks ensue.

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    03 Jul 2026

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    So adorable!

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    The thing was, the 118 was full of gossips.

    Eddie had been at the station less than a week before Hen and Chim wrangled details about his “hot young thing” from him (“Buck is only 4 years younger than me, he is not a ‘hot young thing’!” Eddie complained.)

    And Bobby was open about his worries for his son’s lack of direction and the secrets he appears to be keeping (“I just wish I could help Evan find the thing that gives him purpose,” Bobby lamented.)

    It just made it all the more ridiculous (and horrifying) when Eddie realizes he’s been dating his Captain’s son this whole time (“Defiling his baby,” Chimney cackled, because he clearly wanted Eddie murdered.)
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    Or, the AU where miscommunication abounds as Eddie seeks advice about his new relationship, Bobby despairs over his adopted son's career prospects and his refusal to talk about it, and Evan Buckley-Nash juggles training at the fire academy, building a family with his new boyfriend, and trying to work out how to tell his overprotective dad that he's already chosen the life he wants, actually.

    It takes a goddamn tsunami, of all things, to get the story straight.

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    27 Apr 2026

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    During NASA’s latest Mars Mission an astronaut becomes stranded on the desolated planet after his team assumes him dead, and he must rely on his ingenuity to find a way to signal to Earth that he is alive and to survive a potential rescue. Hope and survival really aren’t on his side, but he has a family to make it back to. Death isn’t an option; however fatal his situation may be, he is willing to defy everything known to man for a chance of holding the love of his life one more time. And Christopher, he desperately wants to return to his son as well.

     

    Or in which Eddie refuses to die, if he must fight the very knowledge of reality and physics, so be it. The whole world is watching as he and Buck literally change the definition of Star-Crossed Lovers for the rest of eternity.

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    11 Nov 2025

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    Oooh, this is different. I like it

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    "Maybe I wouldn't be doing this if I didn't have to listen to every rendition of Baby Shark for two hours straight!" Eddie says, jabbing his finger in Buck's face.

    Buck glowers. "Like you can talk, how many times do you have to sing the multiplication song to not be off key?"

    Ravi's groan is earth-shattering. "Can you guys please get out of my classroom?"

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    Or: in which Buck teaches elementary school, and the new second grade teacher is the last person he ever wanted to see.

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    10 Nov 2025

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    Pure gold

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    “Hey,” Evan said, raising his voice a little to be heard through the open window. “Why don't you send me a letter sometime? A little snail mail. You know my address, yeah?”

    Eddie laughed, throwing his head back, and waved him away. Evan would probably never see Eddie again, as much as he wished he would. What were the chances he'd actually write? Evan had been half joking, and no one even sent letters nowadays.

     

    Three weeks later, Evan opened his mailbox. Sitting there, mixed in with the bills and flyers, was a lightly crumpled envelope with an Army Post Office return address.

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    18 Mar 2026

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