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Wallflower Toshi gets his virginity taken by fuckboy Satori and enjoys every second of it. He has no clue that he turns over Satori's worldview in the process.
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Atsumu saw a pet store on his way to the fish market.
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"How did you not know you're a masochist?" by Ohgod_pleasehelpme for rattomatto
Fandoms: Haikyuu!!
12 Dec 2020
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Atsumu just wanted to get a tattoo.
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“How does sex between men work?”
It was only logical that Yamaguchi had the shock of his life when innocent Tsukki blurted out a question like that.
“What the fuck, Tsukki?”
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This is just HisoIllu fluff that got inspired by a picture on pinterest. I just saw Illumi, snuggled into Hisoka's chest and looking up blearily, and my heart went "this. Exactly this." I hope you enjoy the "story". :)
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Cunk on Erid by Macremae
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026), Cunk on Earth (TV), Cunk on Britain (TV)
22 Apr 2026
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In this BBC documentary special, Philomena Cunk travels to the planet Erid to pose the questions no one else would even think to ask.
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23 Jun 2026
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Peter Parker and the Wrath of the Field Trip Gods by webheadmenace for enthyrea
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
04 Jun 2026
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Peter Parker's famously dreaded field trip to Stark Industries, with the addition of Ryland Grace as Midtown's AP bio teacher. Oddly enough, Mr. Grace seems to be nervous about the field trip too. Could he have a history with someone who works there?
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22 Jun 2026
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Jingled Miserably Across the Floor by DesdemonaKaylose
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Mar 2022
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Luo Binghe and Mobei-jun bully their poor unfortunate underling, and learn something about human preferences. Shang Qinghua, on the other hand, learns what his fellow transmigrator might have meant by the phrase "mutated cucumber".
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21 Jun 2026
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metaphorically speaking by lazulisong
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 May 2019
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"I had a question for the Peak Lord," says Luo Binghe, voice sweet, eyes cold. "A dialect question."
If Shang Qinghua was sweating before, he's dripping fucking rivers now. He and Cucumber-bro communicate in a horrible mix of memes, internet slang, Chinglish and modern Chinese, mostly but not entirely incomprehensible for any outsider. Luo Binghe had decided it must be some hometown dialect that they shared, despite any evidence of Shen Qingqui and Shang Qinghua ever speaking to each other before they both had the shitty luck to be transmigrated, and devoted himself to learning his beloved Shizun's birth dialect. Fuck! Why was Shang Qinghua dumb enough to have made it a plot point that Luo Binghe had a god level ability to pick up languages!
.... right, so he could pick up some girl's dialect and seduce her more easily, but it wasn't fair that this monogamous version of his son could still do it, okay!!
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- Part 6 of TRASH GARBAGE FIRES
- Part 1 of scum villain
- Part 1 of the trans liu sibs agenda
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21 Jun 2026
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it's you I find like a ghost in my mind by nex_et_nox for exalloid
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Dec 2023
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Luo Binghe doesn’t mean to reach out to Shen Qingqiu. It’s a combination of instinct, the force of habit, and sheer agonized longing that causes him to do it anyway. His physical body is safely ensconced in his rooms at Huan Hua Palace, where he has recently been accepted as a visiting disciple, but his mind—
His mind is on Qing Jing Peak.
He doesn’t even realize it isn’t one of his own dreams at first.
or: while at Huan Hua, Luo Binghe keeps sharing dreams with his shizun, and it doesn't take long to notice that there is something very, very wrong with Shizun's dreamscape
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21 Jun 2026