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    In which Harry is hunter-raised and hiding more weapons in his robes than what should be possible under the laws of physics;
    Hermione's parents secretly worship Loki, who turned their adorable little daughter into a pyromaniac (though she would argue that she managed that all on her own);
    Ron just tries to keep up;
    Neville blames the Sorting Hat for getting dragged into this mess
    and of course Loki has lots of fun.
    Dumbledore really needs a drink. Now.

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    16 Jul 2026

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    Sam: “We’re here to kill vampires.”
    Harry: “I’m so sorry, I can’t actually let you do that.”

    Sam: “Hey, we’re back to kill werewolves!”
    Harry: “Ooh, so the thing is - I also can’t let you do that.”

    Sam: “Look, we’re back and we are hunting a witch. You can’t stop us again. We are killing the witch. Does anyone know where we can find ‘some guy who didn’t die’?”
    Harry: “I… could ask around?”

    Or: the Winchester Brothers are continuously manipulated by the Swan Siblings. The local monsters are amused, Sam might accidentally be in love with the wizard ruining his life, Harry didn’t mean to turn attention into attraction, and Charlie Swan really deserves a prize for everything he puts up with.

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    16 Jul 2026

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    “Sh, sh, sh. Look at me, slut” James commands slowly, holding Regulus’ face.
    Slowly his eyes open, they’re so wet and oh, he's so beautiful like this thinks James.
    “Do you have anything to say to your master?” he asks.
    Regulus nods and tries to speak between his sobs and hiccups, “I— I’m—I’m so— sorry master.”

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    15 Jul 2026

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    Harry is the proud new owner of the Deathly Hollows!

    Well he would be if he could get over throwing them out the window every time they appear. Plus it isn't like he signed up for this. Harry didn't want to be the Master of Death. Who wants to be that? Immortality is over rated and now he can be summoned! He really doesn't want to be in charge.

    So yeah he is throwing them out the window. Who knew defenestration could be so therapeutic.

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    15 Jul 2026

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    There were very few things in Harry Potter's life that he was certain of. There was one absolute certainty though; he'd felt it in his bones for as long as he could remember. He, Harry Potter, was dead. The living people around him might not believe, but the dead sure did. Oh well, it doesn't impact his life much. Besides, it's nice to get help with his schoolwork from his parents.

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    03 Jul 2026

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