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    Siblings fight often, that's not news, but when you are Bruce Wayne, avid child collector, and your children seem to inherit the trait, ending a day without one more running around the manor seems a tale told twice.

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    Jason steals Tim, then Tim steals Damian

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    22 Feb 2026

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    Peak sibling behavior 💗💗💗

  2. Rec *

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    Tim hated coming to after being drugged.

    Well, he supposed no one liked the feeling. However, for him, feeling his mind moving like molasses was practically a death sentence.

    Especially when the first thing he registered was the feeling of restraints on his wrists and ankles, as well as a hard chair pressed against his back.

    Or, in which Dick, Jason, Tim, and Damian find themselves kidnapped, with Bruce being the only one in Gotham to save them. It seems Tim is the only one that sees the issue with this, his brothers seem content to let Batman take care of the case, without a second thought to the risk it poses to their kidnappers.

    Or, OR Bruce really doesn't like seeing his boys tied in a warehouse, timer counting down above their heads. If he does something drastic, well that's his and Alfred's business.

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    19 Mar 2026

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    “What the hell is that, Batman.” Kal’s still not moving but he does look back now. “Because if I didn’t know any better I would say that was me.”

    “We have intel from a deserter at LexCorp that Luthor had gotten ahold of some of your DNA.” Bruce doesn’t know how to explain this without it … without it being terrible. “Through a fight, through his own strange methods, through kryptonite, who knows. He tried to clone it, but failed-”

    Kal’s jaw tightens “Bizzaro.”

    “This is a combination of your genes and a human donor, with some of J’onn’s DNA to hold it together.”

    Bruce can trace the Martian's contribution with the barest hint of the way the clone’s eye is shaped. Just an impression, a barest hint that would never be connected if Bruce hadn’t seen the files for himself.

    Kal bites in a terrible sound that emits from somewhere in his chest, a pitched keen that makes the hair on Bruce’s neck stand straight up. “Where is he?”

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    Sure, Kryptonians look human enough, but underneath all that flawless tanned human skin rests a creature that came from the stars.

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    05 Mar 2026

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    The whole process was just me whispering "What the fuck" under my breath and crying my eyes out.
    A solid 103991939193/10, would do it again, please kill me.

  4. Rec *

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    my omegaverse, mama bruce wayne fics

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    11 Feb 2026

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    PEAK SUPERBAT OMEGA VERSE, OFC BRUCE'S A MOMMA <333

  5. Rec *

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    Bruce has always been… unconventional. He wasn't given a very good hand in the first place, with everything he's gone through it's no wonder he's a bit different. Although sometimes it can sting, he's proud of the things he's done. If he changed anything, he wouldn't have his beautiful pups. And he would never have gotten the chance to truly meet his partner.

    He should have known better to let his guard down.

    OR: Bruce is living his best life completely blind sighted to the fact no one knows he's an Omega.

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    07 Feb 2026

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    Cried for hours, seriously, it's so sweet, defo something to read with a snack while it's raining<3