Not_Quite_an_Enigma



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    “This is the best part,” Dean says, pointing to the movie. Cas, comes as an afterthought, a voiceless projection of Dean’s subconscious to Castiel’s prayer line. Castiel reaches for him, touching his sleeve.
    “Are you aware that you’re doing that?” he murmurs. Dean shifts over minutely, promptly not paying attention to The Best Part. His eyelashes cast shadows on his cheekbones, and Castiel should be used to seeing him up close, but he never really gets used to it.
    “Doing what?”
    “Praying.”

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    Castiel gets hit with a witch's curse and can only speak in "Brit" poetry. Set vaguely somewhere in Season 5.

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    History passes into legend— but without the Winchester Gospels, that legend must be assembled from the notes of Prophets and Hunters. Human society and the English language may take a few wandering turns along the way, but one thing is a constant: people will always argue about Canon.

    Or: God got beat up and replaced by his grandson. You could make a religion out of that.

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    “You,” says Dean, when Cas doesn’t say anything. The word comes out a little fumbled, so he licks his lips and tries again. “You— okay. You get it, right? Like. Don't just do your thing where you pretend to be totally clueless about human stuff, 'cause— you know, right? When it is people take each other's last names?"

    Cas, the bastard, just squints at him. Dry as anything, he says, "I believe it often occurs as part of marriage."

    or; cas fills out paperwork. dean cooks dinner. somewhere in between they get married.

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