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    Borealis by

    Fandoms: Transformers (Bay Movies)  

    21 Jul 2019

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    What happens to an asexually-reproducing species when it suddenly and unexpectedly becomes sexually-reproducing? How do you end a millions-of-years-long war? Compare and contrast humans and Cybertronians. Change or die. Also, see above quotation. This story is a biography of the OC Borealis on the surface, but is in fact about Optimus Prime – much in the way that when some people say, “As you wish,” what they really mean is, “I love you.” Prowl also decided to become a prominent character. :D

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    At Least Traditions are Straightforward by

    Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types  

    01 Apr 2026

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    One of the best ways to show a bot from another Tribe that you are very serious about pursuing them is to actually pursue them. Then catch them, then tie them up and... Well. The steps varry depending on a miriad of factors.

    But at least the steps are very clearly defined. The legends and stories are plentiful. The protocol is solid.

    And Prowl is much better at social interractions when he has a solid protocol to rely on.

    So that's how he plans to respond to Jazz's flirtation.

    Jazz honestly didn't expect that.

    Not that he's complaining.

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    Customer Service by Anonymous for Anon_E_Miss

    Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types  

    19 Dec 2024

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    Jazz and his brother have a (the, if you ask them) sex shop in Iacon.

    Their newest customer is a Praxian enforcer with kinks that are absolute atypical for Praxians. Or enforcers.
    He's also very hot, and Jazz is only too ready to help him show how best to make use of his new toys.

    It wouldn't be a problem at all, except somehow he can't get the Praxian out of his processor

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    That Old Familiar Custom by

    Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types  

    07 Nov 2024

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    Overcome by stress after a difficult mission, Prowl attic wifes Jazz.

    Jazz, the Autobots’ greatest escape artist, indulges his partner – for a while.

    Then Prowl nearly deactivates during a Decepticon attack, Jazz attic wifes Prowl in return, and the cycle of mutual attic-wifery begins. Unfortunately, neither of them can get it to stick.

    The Ark crew is forced to bear witness.

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    The Hitman by for Decepticonsensual

    Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers Generation One  

    15 Jul 2020

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    Prowl is the last clean cop in Praxus, the final flickering light in the darkness.

    There are plenty of people who would like to see him snuffed.

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    11 Oct 2025