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  1. Public Bookmark 28

    Amusingly Intruiging by , , , , ,

    Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)  

    21 Oct 2025

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    What if the first meeting between the Radio Demon and the King of Hell had gone differently?

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    Reborn by

    Fandoms: Naruto  

    30 Apr 2021

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    When Konoha decides that Sasuke is too dangerous to keep alive they hire out a hit on his life. Only Sasuke wasn't alone when the attack came. Kiba and Shikamaru were caught up in it, resulting in the three of them being captured and tortured. As the three of them endure this horrible experience they grow closer. When they are saved by the last person they ever expected their lives all change. Kiba and Shikamaru have a choice, go back to the village that tried to kill Sasuke. Or stay with Sasuke and protect him from the world hunting him. All of their lives change in an instant.

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    27 Nov 2025

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    And the Darwin Award goes to... by

    Fandoms: Naruto, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    23 Jun 2017

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    After everything Sasuke had done, maybe it wasn't too out-there to suggest that the whole point of this mission was to keep him far, far away from the village. But whatever, you know, he was getting paid for a year-long A-rank mission and all he had to do was put up with a bunch of civilian kids and a few idiots (namely idiots whose names rhymed with taruto). Easy, right?

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    home is not a place, it's a team (or sometimes two) by

    Fandoms: Naruto  

    16 May 2021

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    Somewhere along his journey, Sasuke realises the real meaning of home.
    It wasn't Konoha and its blood covered ground, or Oto. Sometimes, home was people and the warmth they brought along.

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    20 Nov 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 14

    The Rest of Our Lives by

    Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)  

    05 Nov 2025

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    Everyone says they’re resting now— that their fight is over, their story finished. But some bonds don’t vanish; they wait. And sometimes, even death isn’t enough to keep two souls apart.

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    OR: What if Naruto and Sasuke did die after their fight in the valley of the end? What if the world had to find a way to continue without their sun and moon?

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    06 Nov 2025