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21 Jun 2026
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Jason Todd has been dead for almost three years now. Everybody knows this. Tim definitely knows this.
And yet here he is now, looking very much alive, three years older and approximately 200 pounds heavier, in the middle of lecturing a bunch of sophomores about poetry and having just introduced himself as their new English teacher.
Bullshit, Tim thinks.
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16 Jun 2026
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When Damian tried for the first time, he went too far and saw Gotham as the new hell on earth.
When he tried for a second time, he went too early and saw everybody fighting for a cowl.
That, at least, he could work with.
Alternatively: Instead of entering the Lazarus Tournament, Damian tries to bring back Alfred with time travel... it backfires of course, so now he has to relive his past as Dick's Robin. All things considered, it could've been so much worse.
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15 Jun 2026
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A Pirate's Guide to Fine Dining by Lady_of_War_and_Heartache
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
05 Sep 2025
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Sora doesn’t know if the drug she drank is a success until she finally gives birth and two of her five babies are crying.
Ichiji, Niji, and Yonji are silent as corpses, but her little Sanji hiccups around light coos, and her tiny Gomako wails.
Three months later, when Gomako finally joins her brothers in their playpen, Niji will yank on his sister’s hair and bite her wrist to the bone so that she may relinquish his favorite toy.
Gomako doesn’t even flinch. She simply tosses the toy in the opposite corner of the playpen and toddles over to the doctors so that they may look at her wrist and check it for infection. And Sora will see this and despair, because her husband and his pet scientists robbed her daughter of everything.
Or: A self-insert lands in the world of One Piece and has to figure out how to navigate a world built on dreams when she is incapable of having one herself.
Featuring: A very much alive Trafalgar D. Water Lami, a confused Zeff who wants to know why the sea's given him more daughters than he knows what to do with, a very competent Buggy, and a Sanji with a sister who will teach him to act normal around women, so help her Nika.
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14 Jun 2026
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Time and Tide Won't Wait for Us by pudding_bretzel
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
10 Jun 2026
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“Me and a few of the other rookies are going out for a few drinks. You wanna come and meet the rest?” The expectation in Grayson’s eyes is almost accusing with how it makes Leon’s stomach twist. Because he can’t. Not with Sherry waiting at home. Not with so many things still up in the air. Going out to drink is on the very bottom of his list until he’s certain their house of cards won’t collapse on top of them in the next moment.
He shakes his head with an apologetic grimace. “Sorry, I already have plans. Maybe some other time though,” he quickly tags on. Then, before he can say more and dig himself into a deeper grave, he turns to leave. But not before he catches a glimpse of Grayson’s hopeful smile.
Or: After Claire leaves to look for her brother, Leon and Sherry manage to flee from Raccoon City and the military and decide to hide out in Blüdhaven. Meeting and befriending Dick Grayson there turns out to be one of the best things that could have happened to them. Or is it?
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- Part 1 of What If We Challenged Fate
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11 Jun 2026