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Not so hard to knock on the door, now? by Akak_Mimi
Fandoms: Nijisanji (Virtual Streamers)
14 May 2026
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Maybe this time, both Kaelix and Seible won't forget to knock on the door... unless?
.˚ ✦ . . ˚ . . ✦ ˚ . ★⋆. ࿐࿔
. ˚ * ✦ . . ✦ ˚ ˚ .˚ ✦ . . ˚ .This is for #NSFWPolybeatWeek2026, Day 1: Caught masturbating
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- Part 47 of VTUBER SHIPS
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- English
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- 8,849
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- 1/1
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20 Jul 2026
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Phainon’s streaming again at the Marmoreal Market about his antique appraisal. As usual, Mydei listens in as he reads through the comments for any weirdos, reporting all the disrespectful ones.
Then, a comment suddenly flashes by: “mydei straight af i would’ve asked for a thigh job if phainon was my sparring partner”
It stops Mydei in his tracks. What the fuck does that even mean?
The commenter continues: “i mean mydei spends so much time with him but is too much of a wimp to do anything. if i were him i would have jumped phainon by now and shown him a real calamity”
That’s it.
He presses the report button without hesitation and sets his teleslate down a little harsher than necessary. The strange people Phainon attracts sometimes… Mydei feels bad for him. No one should have to deal with this kind of garbage just for being… himself.
Before he even realises it, his body is moving on its own. He leaves his room and starts heading towards the market.
What awaits him afterwards is something he doesn’t expect.
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21 Jun 2026
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During the Month of Joy, Castorice gets Phainon to help manage her handicraft booth. Among her creations is a set of Chrysos Heir dolls— chubby, palm-sized cotton cuties.
Phainon discovers the Mydei doll.
a.k.a Phainon doing everything in his power to prevent mini Mydei from being sold. Price hikes, white lies, rubbing one out and fumbling the bag in front of Mydei, in that exact order.
Boyfailure Phainon enjoyers, this one's for you.
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19 Jun 2026
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bunnies and tentacles. oh my. by gh53h54w2
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
04 Jul 2025
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working at a playboy bunny escort establishment can be hard..
what if your customer of the night was a man eating tentacle monster?what if you werent even an escort and just worked there as the chef but the tentacle monster didn't even care and kept talking about impregnating you?
lots to think about today for Mydei.- Language:
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16 Jun 2026
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Pearly Whites by Anonymous for moshaeu
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
01 Jul 2025
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“Can I eat you out?”
Mydei nearly knocks the pan off the stove.
Phainon thinks she might be bad at oral. She asks Mydei to help her practice. And then asks again—this time for practice with her strap.
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- Part 7 of anon hoyoverse fics
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 8,782
- Chapters:
- 2/2
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16 Jun 2026
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Phainon's a Good Boy by ChaoticFluffLover
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
30 Apr 2025
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Phainon wants to be good for Mydei. He wants to give back instead of just receiving all of Mydei's... 'Affection'. When a conversation in the public baths that gets Phainon thinking, he runs into the very man he had been thinking about. Intent on taking care of Mydei, Phainon tries to take charge but finds out he has a bit of a... Praise kink.
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09 May 2026
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“Are you the one that’s been haunting the village over there?”
The siren peeked around the rock. His single visible eye had gone from a bright, burning turquoise to a more mellow shade of cerulean.
“Um, kind of? It’s—it’s a long story.”
“I was hired to exterminate you,” Mydei informed him mildly. It was a much less appealing prospect than it had been before he’d heard him speak, but well. Siren. That was the whole point. “You’ve been luring men to their deaths.”in which mydei takes a young, guileless siren under his wing, and suffers the consequences.
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09 May 2026
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fourth month: cravings by crimson_snowdrift
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
25 Apr 2025
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Fighting against the black tide all alone for nearly two decades is certainly tough. Any normal man would've probably gone insane within the first few months, but Mydei survived all of that—sanity intact. He'd defied death thousands of times before through sheer will alone, shutting away the whispers of the dead from his mind.
Needless to say, the King of Castrum Kremnos took great pride in his outstanding mental fortitude. Having survived countless tribulations, he thought that nothing could possibly disturb his tranquil state of mind—and that had been true for the first three years of him retiring from the battlefield, until—
“Mydei… be honest. Don't you love me anymore?”
Until he had to deal with a very pregnant Phainon, with his very pregnant mood swings and very pregnant demands.
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- Part 4 of of amber and aquamarine
- Part 1 of Pregnon 😋
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09 May 2026
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“Tell me, Deliverer.”
“That useless piece of amber would’ve never been capable of fucking you like this. It wouldn’t please you not even a quarter of what I’m giving you right now, Princess.”
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After stumbling upon leftover emerald in the battlefield, Phainon's curiosity to feel more connected with Mydei through his creation piques.
The customized smoothed-out slab would be the replacement for Mydei- Phainon's desired companion. The very same night he was able to use his newly found toy, an interruption occurs...
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09 May 2026
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One-sided Rivalry of Ridicule by kxvbzs
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
15 Feb 2025
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“Hmph, I’m not a lightweight, I just personally dislike the taste of alcohol,” The other chimed in.
“Pfft–right, because it’s too bitter for you,” Phainon commented, receiving a glare from the prince. It would’ve been threatening if it weren’t for the fact that the man in front of him was downing on his cake like a child who hasn’t eaten in decades, giving himself a generous bite of pancake each time. The knight snickered while Mydeimos did not say a word. The silence from the crowned prince was a signal that the ongoing back and forth had ended and Phainon knew Mydei lost to this small banter.
Or..
Five times Phainon teases and the one time Mydei teases back or alternately, Mydei and Phainon being whipped for each other five times and the one time they took action.
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15 Apr 2026
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For the past few hours, Phainon's room had been filled with the sounds of their banter and moans. For the past few hours, they'd been locked together in a game of dominance that Phainon had always lost, though he was determined to win the 'competition' altogether.
Mydei and Phainon fuck competitively
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15 Apr 2026
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“What is this?” Mydei asks as his gaze falls upon the filthy creature restrained by the guards.
“A gift from your father,” one of them says and Mydei arches a fine brow.
“A gift from the King? How kind. Might you explain, though, why my gift is hissing?”
Prince Mydeimos of Castrum Kremnos, a renowned alpha warrior with a deep disdain for omegas, receives an unexpected "gift" from his scheming father, the King. Far from the submissive creatures Mydei despises, Phainon challenges him to a fight, demanding protection in exchange for his obedience. Intrigued by Phainon's unusual defiance, Mydei agrees to entertain this madness.
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 34,098
- Chapters:
- 9/9
- Comments:
- 554
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- 3,454
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14 Apr 2026
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Phainon has always been a strange person. He’s talkative, vocal, and… loud. He does a lot of weird things too, to the point where Mydei barely reacts anymore. That is, until something happens that makes Mydei question just what is going on with Phainon.
When an enemy catches Mydei off guard, Phainon rushes in to take the blow – stupid, considering Mydei’s the immortal one. However, something else catches them by surprise.
The thing bites Phainon in the ass.
In desperation, Phainon bends over and yells at Mydei to hit it, and Mydei slaps it as hard as he can. The resulting sound is a resounding smack that echoes throughout the area.
“Nnngh—!”
And that, too.
Mydei stares at Phainon in shock. Phainon, to his credit, looks equally mortified by the odd sound he just made. Mydei feels a little bad about it, but Phainon just brushes him off.
It doesn’t stop there. More strange things like this happen, Phainon laughing it off each time, and Mydei can’t help but wonder: What exactly is Phainon trying to hide?
Another question also lingers in his mind: Why does Mydei keep getting strange thoughts about him too?
- Language:
- English
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- 4/4
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13 Apr 2026
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Phainon pesters Mydei to do a “training exchange” with him. Mydei reluctantly agrees, only to find himself lying on the ground with Phainon leaning over him.
“You know,” Phainon says casually, “back when I used to train with the other Okheman guards, I’d do this with them all the time.”
Mydei narrows his eyes. “With the other guards?”
“Yeah,” Phainon replies. “They’d always help me check my form and give me advice.”
For some reason, he steps over Mydei’s body, placing his feet just above either side of his hips. “They’d lie down over here, like you, just to make sure I was doing it right.”
Mydei’s eyes widen. “What do you—”
And then Phainon bends his knees and lowers himself, all the way down. He stops right above Mydei’s groin, and it’s close, so close that the heat from his body is almost palpable, but still out of reach.
“With them under me, watching… I’d move up, and down, up, and down…”
He shifts his hips as he says it, moving in slow, deliberate rolls.
Then, leaning in just a little, he drops his voice to a low whisper, knowing Mydei can hear every word. “And I’d say thank you when I came down on them… every single time.”
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13 Apr 2026
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“A duel” the knight shouts, his greatsword at his side.
The prince looks him up and down, sizing up the bold offer.“If I win,” the knight continues, “you and your soldiers leave my town. Leave as you came.”
“And if I win, I want you.”(Or- Phainon loses the duel, forcibly becomes Crown Prince Mydeimos's consort, faces his past, stops a rebellion, or maybe starts it, and falls in love. Not necessarily in that order)
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09 Apr 2026
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In the Heat of the Moment by WolfLighter
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
05 May 2025
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The memory of his loss clung to Phainon like a stubborn heat–and not the kind he was used to.
The last duel had ended quite embarrassingly for him. The heat had wrung him dry, left him barely conscious, limbs too weak to move. The last thing he remembered before everything went dark was strong arms catching him before he collapsed completely. When he awoke, it was Mydei who was carrying him out, setting him down with the same unimpressed expression he always wore.
That wouldn’t do.
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Phainon challenges Mydei to a rematch of their previous hot bath challenge. Things get tense.
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- Part 1 of Mydei and Phainon
- Language:
- English
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- 14,562
- Chapters:
- 6/6
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29 Mar 2026
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"Fig Stew joins the battle after its teammates are all down! What astounding power!"
"No. No, that's not the point." Phainon points at the empty space where Mydei used to stand. "I understand the chimaera part. I don't understand the Mydei part."
"Lord Mydei is a formidable chimaera trainer!" The managing chimaera squeaks.
Phainon points at Fig Stew, who headbutts Vigethos into a knockout. "No, he's a chimaera. He's not supposed to be a chimaera."
Mydei turns into Fig Stew in the Chrysos Awoo Championship. What the hell, sure.
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29 Mar 2026
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“It’s called the Deliverer.” Cipher waggled her eyebrows and then lowered her voice conspiratorially. “Only for our strongest customers.”
“The Deliverer is not for sale,” Phainon interrupted from the counter.
Mydei blinked between the two of them in bafflement; Cipher looked like a cat that had caught a particularly fat canary, and Phainon looked like he wanted to throw himself over the counter and through the windows.
mydei: dildo seller, i am going into heat and i need your largest dildo.
phainon: you cannot handle our largest dildo.
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28 Mar 2026
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Rec 423
Mystery Work
Part of Myphai Fest, Personal secret vault stash thing
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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27 Mar 2026
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After Phainon's and Anaxa's defeat in the Kremnos Arena, Mydei ensures his treasures are forever his in the most carnal way possible.
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23 Mar 2026