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    very superstitious by

    Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)  

    11 Dec 2024

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    “You say that like you’re old.”

    Satoru snorts. “I am old.”

    “What, like thirty?”

    Satoru can’t help but pout, even as he glares across the table. “First of all, fuck you,” he snaps, much to Geto’s amusement. “Second - sure, give or take seven years.”

    Geto does the math, lifting an eyebrow. “You’re thirty-seven?”

    Satoru props his chin up on his hand, batting his eyelashes. “I know, I know,” he says. “I look very good for my age.”

    “You look really good, period,” Geto replies, and oh -

    Satoru’s face lights up like a fucking Christmas tree.

    Or, 37 year-old omega Satoru Gojo is convinced he’s missed his chance at love. His ship has fucking sailed.

    But 26 year-old alpha Suguru Geto thinks he’s the prettiest thing he’s ever seen, and sets out to prove him wrong.

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    11 Jun 2026

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    The Exclusive Property of Lt. Henry Anderson by

    Fandoms: Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)  

    15 Jan 2025

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    Connor, traumatized and deviant from his brutal testing, escapes CyberLife by masquerading as a CX100 household android. Meanwhile, a well-meaning relative thinks Hank could use a little help with his day-to-day life as a single parent.

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    10 Jun 2026

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    Runaway Robin by

    Fandoms: Batman (Comics), DCU (Comics)  

    08 Apr 2021

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    One night, Robin spots a kid with an overnight bag on a rooftop, and he jumps to the obvious conclusion: the kid's trying to run away. The kid is doing a really bad job of it, though, and that's the sort of thing Robin just has to correct.

    Except the kid is Tim Drake, and Tim isn't actually trying to run away. But "running away" does sound a little better than "stalking bat-themed vigilantes through the crime-infested streets of Gotham every night." So he lets Robin have this one.

    Besides, that's the end of it, right? Robin might have found Tim once, but no one ever looks for Tim a second time. Robin can think whatever he wants. They'll never see each other again.

    (They see each other again.)

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    01 Jun 2026

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    Don't fear the mecha; Fear the man by

    Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)  

    04 Jan 2026

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    Visi was about to put her hand on Robert's shoulder to steady him when he suddenly lunged forward. Before she knew what was happening she was lying on the ground, Robert kneeling on top of her.

    "Rob–"

    She didn't get a chance to finish. With a precision that should've been impossible for a temporarily blinded man, he pulled his arm back and punched her in the throat.

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    Or: Three times Z-Team realizes just how much Robert fights like a feral creature.

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    28 May 2026

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    Deviating and Solving Crime with 100% Human Detective Connor by

    Fandoms: Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)  

    28 Jan 2022

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    Due to their prototype deviating on its first mission, the RK800 series is immediately discontinued and dismantled. Newly woken up in the junkyard with a will to live and actual wants and desires, Connor cobbles himself back together with no mission in place. What does Connor want to do? Might as well give this detective thing a shot.

    Featuring Connor passing as human at the DPD I present… 5 times Connor was almost revealed as an android + 1 time he was

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    10 May 2026