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    “You just notice things and fix them. You take care of our house. And me.”

    Ilya was quiet for a moment.

    “It makes me feel safe.”

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    Five times Shane was accidentally hot while being domestic and one time Ilya killed a spider.

     
    I: The Gardener
    II: Flat Tire
    III: Tiny Pillows
    IV: Snow Shovel
    V: The Ladder
    VI: The Spider

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    Rose: I promise, your secret is 100% safe with me. You can trust me on this, Shane. And, like I mentioned earlier, if you ever need a friend to talk to about your guy problems, I’m more than willing to lend an ear.

    Shane: Yeah, I— I know. Thanks, Rose. [pause] And I don’t have guy problems!

    Rose: [unconvincingly] Uh-huh. Sure you don’t.

    Shane: Well, it’s just… [hesitates] It’s a guy problem. Singular. Um— there’s only one guy.

    Or: Shane Hollander’s disastrous pining, as documented by Rose Landry over FaceTime.

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    21 Jun 2026

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    Shane jerks off while Ilya and Luca are out of the house, but Luca catches him and tells Sir of his disobedience.

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    20 Jun 2026

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    19 Jun 2026

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    After Shane comes out, the Metros become convinced he might be attracted to them.

    Shane corrects this assumption with devastating precision, accidentally describes Ilya Rozanov in the process, and somehow turns the entire locker room into a deranged pageant of heterosexual insecurity.

    Edit: Additional content added 27/06/2026 in relation to future fic "The Benchmark" 😈

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    18 Jun 2026