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There are simple facts about Clint, his favorite color is purple, he has a dog, and he wouldn't be an Avenger if they knew he was deaf. Such is life. Clint handles this in a classic Clint fashion: making everything worse. Oh God, somebody help him.
Also know as, 5 Times Clint Hid His Hearing Loss and 1 Time the Avengers Found out Anyway
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well I didn't tell anyone, but a bird flew by by NikitheNerd
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
17 Jul 2026
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Phil Coulson knows his agents keep secrets, they're secret agents, of course they do. He just never expected one of Clint's secrets to be so... feathery. Phil finds out that he needs to check out some books on birdwatching.
Title from "Bird Song" by Florence and the Machine
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- Part 1 of Part-Time Bird
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Professor Coulson, Agent of Hogwarts by NikitheNerd
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marvel Cinematic Universe
27 Jun 2026
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"It wasn't the beeping of machines that surprised Agent Phil Coulson as he woke up. It was the fact that he was waking up at all."
Phil Coulson wakes up after what he surely thought was going to be his death. Instead of a heartfelt reunion with his Avengers or a relaxing beach vacation, he gets another mission. Keep an eye on SHIELD's interests in British magical politics. Which means Phil has to dust off his wand and teach History of Magic at Hogwarts.
Why is it never a beach vacation?
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Clint takes "Rock Hard Abs" to the Extreme by NikitheNerd
Fandoms: Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
24 Mar 2026
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In which Clint is Inhuman and SHIELD agents lose their minds. Oh yeah, and Clint's been in Agents of SHIELD this entire time.
Crack fic spawning from late night AoS bingeing and thinking 'wouldn't it be funny if..."It's just a normal meeting, or it is until Clint takes his meds and suddenly there's a statue in his place. Daisy reassures Phil Coulson that he's fine, he'll emerge an awakened inhuman in no time. Any second now. Just a bit longer. It really is just like Clint to be dramatic about this. If he's taking his sweet time, the agents might as well enjoy having a new statue in the office.
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While the Avengers are facing the Squadron Supreme, Hawkeye has to take on Doctor Spectrum by himself. Hawkeye has to fight some skeletons from his past, but they leave a greater impact on him than he, and the rest of the Avengers, are prepared for.
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Part-Time Bird by NikitheNerd
Fandom Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
18 Jul 2026
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There's a New Ghost at Hogwarts by NikitheNerd
Fandom Danny Phantom, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Dec 2025
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I am fourteen, I am dead, I have trauma, I'm new in town.
Danny Phantom stumbled on a unusually stable portal in the Ghost Zone that leads to a castle in Scotland called Hogwarts. The ghosts there are actually nice and answer his questions. What will Hogwarts make of this weird new ghost?
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After a battle with AIM Clint is turned into a little boy, now the Avengers must learn to deal with a pint sized version of their team mate. deaged story!
Bookmarked by NikitheNerd
20 Jul 2026
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Hey Brother, (theres an endless road to rediscover) by wrongmentalstate
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe
06 Nov 2025
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“Clint?” Ronin asked, "I’m going to need you to calm down.”
"Calm down?” Clint says, borderline hysterical, “CALM DOWN?? My absolute DUMBASS of an older brother is WANTED and caught by the FUCKING AVENGERS after he EXPLICITLY told me he would stop doing MERCENARY SHIT and expects me to CALM DOWN???"
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mysterious ninja gets caught by the avengers, oh no he has relevanceBookmarked by NikitheNerd
10 Jun 2026
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Storm Front (Season 5 Vol 2 Missing Scenes) by BeyondGoneHairGoals (19BeyondGone49) for NikitheNerd, mimiezz
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
01 Feb 2026
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A compilation of missing scenes from season 5 vol 2
1. Mr. Clarke learns about the Upside Down
2. El thinks through being Henry's perfect replica (whump)
3. El talks to Will after his coming out scene and he realizes she doesn't understand homophobia (fluff)Requests welcome!
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- Part 2 of ST S5 Missing Scenes
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Island of Misfit Boys by zombie_socks
Fandom Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV), Black Widow (Comics), Hawkeye (Comics), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
10 Apr 2016
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Bookmarked by NikitheNerd
30 Oct 2025
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Clint Barton is an angry 15-year-old former circus brat with a whole bunch of grudges when he's sent to live with Coulson and Fury on a tiny farm in the middle of the country, and he has every intention of stealing the silverware and taking off to whatever prison they're keeping his brother in as soon as humanly possible. He's got no time for three meals a day, for shoes without holes in them, for making friends with cows or goats or stray dogs, or friends and found families.
A Green Gables AU.
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Bookmarked by NikitheNerd
18 Oct 2025