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  1. Public Bookmark 39

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    “I think I might be gay.”

    Joe snorts and doesn’t look up from his phone. Andy grins and shakes his head. Patrick pats his knee absentmindedly. “That’ll be a great 8-ball. The kids will love it.”

    Pete smacks his hand away, pouting. “What? No! Were you not listening to me?”

    Patrick frowns, pulls his headphones off. “Is that a trick question, or…"

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    Pete tries to come out. For some reason, no one believes him.

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    18 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 21

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    It's Pete's expert assessment that Patrick needs to get laid.

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    15 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 18

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    Pete and Patrick never formed Fall Out Boy. Instead, they meet on a transatlantic flight.

    Pete's not happy about this - until he sees Patrick's Google history.

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    07 Jun 2026

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    Patrick, for reasons that Pete's never had the courage to explore, has a little biological quirk that means once every month or so, he experiences a profound and undeniable need for sex. It's not a problem at first--he has a girlfriend at home, and when they're on the road, he and Pete have a casual, no-strings-attached gentlemen's agreement, and everything's working out great.

    Then Patrick breaks up with his girlfriend. Lines get blurred, Pete is forced to confront some uncomfortable truths, and everything teeters on the brink of falling apart.

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    04 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 76

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    Crowley had no one to blame but himself.

    That was usually the case when Crowley was unhappy, but this situation felt particularly unfair, as well as particularly self inflicted. After all - he was the one who was trying to pretend he was asleep on Aziraphale’s couch, hoping his erection would go away. If that wasn’t his own fault, he didn’t know what was.

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    Aziraphale had not meant to overhear. He really hadn’t. 

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    19 May 2026