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    3 prominent mafia organizations rule the area. The Hunters, The Angels, & The Demons have been locked in a war full of blood and deceit for generations now. When The Angels begin to lose their hold on their territory, and The Demons successfully assassinate the leader of The Hunters, it becomes clear something needs to be done.

    Now that John Winchester has been murdered, it's Dean's turn to step up to the plate. He plans on doing things different. He's smart. Focused. Determined.

    His first order of business - a pact with Chuck Novak, the leader of The Angels.

    A few meetings and one very nice bottle of scotch later, and a peace pact has been made. Castiel Novak, Chuck's youngest, is the item that seals their deal. An arranged marriage to forever bond the two families together.

    Of course, no one bothers to run this by Castiel, but that won't be an issue... right?

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    09 Dec 2024

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    DNF ch1 - kid Cas vs. DFP Dean it rly isnt for me, plot otherwise very interesting tho - wish it had some sexy manly Cas in there

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    Coda to 12.01 Keep Calm and Carry On.

    Mary always thought you were supposed to be able to tell. That you could just look at someone and know they were – you know. One of that sort. It’s not supposed to happen to her son.

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    05 Dec 2024

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    this is actually fucking poetry

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    Everyone knows Dementors can take souls, but nothing says that they have to keep them. After the Dementor attack in Little Whinging ends disastrously, Harry must find a place for himself in a new world, fighting a different sort of war against the nascent Voldemort.

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    01 Jun 2023

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    SIMPLY AMAZING!!!! HOLY FUCK

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    People often forget that Luna Lovegood's mother was a Hesperia, the youngest of the three sisters of the British line. The middle sister marrying an Ignis, and the eldest marrying a Nott.

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    25 May 2023

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    what a delicious ficlet!!

  5. This has been deleted, sorry!

    21 May 2023

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    Where is the ending?????
    Grrr why? This fic is so good? Their dynamic is everything!

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    It was "Witch Weekly", of all people and organizations, the first to notice and comment on The Boy Who Lived’s absence from the ranks of first years at Hogwarts. The magazine went on to elucubrate that the young hero was studying at a foreign school, possibly Beauxbatons or Holzschuhkäse.

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    20 May 2023

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    Necessity has tarnished the Golden Trio's halo. In the publically appointed positions of Judge, Jury, and Executioner, Harry, Hermione, and Ron run the wizarding world. Draco Malfoy finds himself at the mercy of the Judge himself—but instead of death, he's sentenced to something much more humiliating. How will Draco survive as the pet of the most notorious "hero" in the world, and what happens when that strictly defined relationship becomes even more complicated?

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    In which there is an obsessed Potter, conspiracy theories, bonds, hormones, far too much self-help, and, of course, a secret underground vampire bureaucracy. None of which is as important as the fact that this is not Draco Malfoy’s fault.

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    It’s quite one thing for your best mate to casually tell you about all the sex his boyfriend wants to have. It’s altogether another to have him bring up the time you snogged him in a shitty Central London park.

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    Potter has fame and fortune and posh clothes and all he wants is a simple life. Draco has a flat and a cat and a steady job and all he wants is a complicated life. Which makes you think this story has something exciting like body-swapping, but it doesn’t. Instead it has Indian takeaway and a blue jumper and people wanting a whole lot of what they can’t have, discovering themselves as they discover each other.

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    18 May 2023

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    I LOVE this fic & author so fucking much <3

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    Minerva McGonagall checks up on little Harry Potter and finds that not all is as it should be. She makes a decision that will change everything for the Boy Who Lives.

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    18 May 2023

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    On the train platform, Harry suffered a hug from Remus, a hair ruffle from Sirius, and a "don't do anything I wouldn't do" from his mother, and then he ran for the brick wall, cart rattling before him. The snowy owl they'd gotten him hooted softly in protest. Harry had named her Ororo after the Muggle comic books his mother had introduced him to. Lily took Harry to the comic store every time he sat through a whole visit with his aunt, uncle, and cousin and didn't kick anybody unless they kicked him first.

    Bill tried to wipe some dirt off a dodging Ron's nose. Ginny complained loudly about being left behind. Fred and George ran off to see Lee Jordan's spider. People watched the Weasleys from all directions--they were hard to miss--and Ron's shoulders slowly rose up and up to his reddening ears. He missed the big empty orchards behind the Burrow already.

    Ron was one of the last people on the train. He slid past staring eyes and finally stepped himself into an almost unoccupied compartment-- there was just one small boy tucked in there. He had messy dark hair, slightly askew round glasses, and a comic book held up in front of his nose.

    "Is it okay if I sit here?" said Ron. "Everywhere else is full."

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    17 May 2023

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    What happens when you’re forced to become the very thing you despise?

    Ex-Auror Harry Potter, tossed out of the Ministry for something he had no control over, has been looking for a way back to his former life. When he comes across Draco Malfoy in the criminal underbelly of Wizarding London and in need of protection, Harry figures bringing him in to face the Ministry's justice is his ticket back to everything he's lost.

    But nothing is exactly as it seems. Not even Harry himself. And as he gets drawn further and further into Malfoy's world of honour and deception he finds himself questioning everything he thought he knew—about his childhood nemesis, the Ministry job he misses so much, and most of all, about himself.

    What happens when you’re forced to see that you were wrong?

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    Neville is rarely surprised by the things he encounters in his job anymore, but when he walks into his office after his weekly afternoon meeting with Fortescue and sees Severus Snape waiting for him, the word that best describes his reaction is surprise. Surprise and the long-ago familiar sense of trouble in the air that always made the hairs at the back of his neck stand up, and does so now as well.

    He tells him that someone is killing werewolves, and he needs his help to catch them.

    “I don’t want to go to the Aurors,” Snape says, and then, frustrated, he pulls a piece of paper out of his vest pocket with two thin fingers, holds it out for Neville to take. He does take it, and he knows he’s going to help as soon as he looks at it. It’s a photograph of a child, a woman and a man sitting down behind it while it’s playing, smiling up at the photographer. All of them are on a bright red fluffy rug, wooden floors beneath it. “The woman is Helen Greenwich. She was murdered two weeks ago in Manchester. They found the upper half of her in the woods behind her house.”

    Neville meets his gaze, the two of them tired and determined. “Fine. I’ll help.”

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    17 May 2023

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    MY OTP GAAAAA
    THIS FIC IS SO GOOD!!!

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    As far as potion accidents go in general, and deaging incidents go in particular, Draco knew this could have been so much worse. Harry only lost about ten years, and all his memories are still intact. But the sight of him looking as if he’s stepped straight out of Draco’s Hogwarts memories has dredged up a whole mess of complicated feelings Draco thought he’d buried years ago, and Draco really doesn’t know what to do with any of it.

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    Harry Potter is an Unspeakable. Draco Malfoy is the wizard who shagged him. Adventure! Intrigue! Secret identities, celebrities, spies! It's all right here, folks.

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    “I’m twenty-eight!” Harry said. “I’ve been an Auror for ten years! You want me to go back to Hogwarts now?"

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    Even though he's unarmed, injured, lost in the Forbidden Forest, and facing a possible murder charge, Draco Malfoy gets lucky.

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    16 May 2023

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    Draco snorted. “I’m not reduced to penury. I want something considerably beyond money, and I rather think you’re the only one can give it to me.”

    “You want the Invisibility Cloak,” Harry said, flatly. He’d half expected as much; it was the only thing he had that Draco could want—

    “Don’t be stupid, Potter,” Draco said. “I want my reputation back.”

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    Draco found the nest down in the Manor’s cellars, while he was clearing them out.

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