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Breathtaking by Vixen13
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
08 Dec 2017
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Deadpool had never considered that Spider-man would one day cave to the constant flirting and innuendos. The most he had ever hoped for was a begrudging acceptance, and the most he’d ever dreamed of was a domestically happy relationship. What he got was far different from either of those.
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- Part 5 of One Shots
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06 Jul 2026
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Sufficiently Advanced Science by mildmile
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, X-Men - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
27 May 2026
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Peter Parker knows for a fact that smart kids always know they're smart. Another thing he knows: it fucking sucks to be a smart kid. It means being watched all the time, it means adults peering down their noses, it means tests and homework and boredom. It means fieldtrips to Oscorp and superpowers. It means watching Ben die, knowing exactly whose fault it is. It means an internship at Stark Industries, it means becoming an Avenger, it means getting dusted, coming back, watching another father figure die, watching him come back. It means holding May's hand while she babbles incoherently, inching towards death. It means magic spells and forgetting and seven years of lonely vigilanteism. It means making wrong choice after wrong choice after wrong choice.
One thing Peter Parker knows for sure? Smart kids grow up to be the dumbest adults.
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Twenty-five years old, forgotten by everyone, stoned out of his mind, Spider-Man has an unexpected run-in with Deadpool that might just change everything.
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25 May 2026
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A quick and easy guide to hitting on your hero by HolisticMistake
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
26 May 2026
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Deadpool’s growing fascination with Spider-Man culminates when he accidentally puts a hit on Spidey. While there might be better ways to meet your hero, it works out in the end.
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25 May 2026
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Web Me Like One of Your French Girls by whocares321
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
03 May 2026
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“Christ, all you ever do is talk.” Spidey groans, slowly dragging his clothed hard-on against Wade’s firm muscles, up and down. “Makes me wanna shove my cock down your throat," He mumbles, barely moving his lips, "put that mouth to use.”
A pleasant wave of warmth washes over Wade at the thought. “Don’t threaten me with a good time,”
Only a few lucky ducks know that Wade’s title as the ‘Merc with a Mouth’ is a bit of a double entendre. He means to add Spidey’s name to that file.
OR: Peter webs Wade to the bed and uses him to get himself off.
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22 May 2026
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BDE (Big Dick Emergency) by DerRumtreiber
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
21 Aug 2021
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“Oh my god,” he says again. “Oh. My. Gaa-awd, Becky. Did you?” Wade is visibly vibrating. “Did you really say ‘giant penis problem’? Really? Truly?”
“What did you think I meant the first time?” Peter asks through clenched teeth.
“I dunno, wrong hole?”
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Or, the one where Peter is in need of some practical advice, and Wade is always happy to share his
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- Part 7 of Spidey Bingos 2021
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04 May 2026