MysticalGiraffe
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idk man crack fic so i dont have to process whatever the fuck ep8 was :) by MysticalGiraffe for CatNat101
Fandoms: The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series)
21 Mar 2026
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Will snapped. “Mike don’t you get it! You’ve been lobotomized! You’re nothingburger! And you can’t be that! I don’t deserve it, we don’t deserve it! We’ve yearned for each other for years, Mike! You’re everything to me and I know you feel the same! Plus, this is the eighties, they don’t have beyond beef yet so you have to be real beef, Mike— you can't be a fake tofu burger Mike! You have to be real because you’re not a nothingburger, you can't be a nothingburger, you’re an everythingburger to me!”
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byler burger au
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Game night! by MysticalGiraffe for bee_the_garlicbread_dragon
Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game)
31 Dec 2025
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Asriel slammed his card on top of Frisk’s, sending the cards below flying. “Draw eight!” He exclaimed, magically organizing the cards.
“Nuh uh!” Chara said, rooting behind their bangs and pulling out a Monopoly get out of jail free card. “The new color’s green—”
“Are we just gonna let them do this?” Asriel stage-whispered to Frisk.
Frisk shrugged. “Only if I can also use my special cards.”
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Frisk, Chara, and Asriel play a game of Uno! Shenanigans and hugs ensue.
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He could mine, he could craft, but can he love? by MysticalGiraffe for saetoetickler
Fandoms: A Minecraft Movie (2025)
06 Apr 2025
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Steve never thought he’d find love before.
He considered himself destined to wander alone, endlessly, aimlessly through the overworld never once finding someone like him to be with.
But then he appeared.
Tall, strong, long hair, cunty pink jacket, he looked like thrice divorced white-washed Jesus and oh boy Steve always did love the bible.
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26 May 2026
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somewhere in germany, but i can’t place it by dressatmidnight
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
03 Apr 2026
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Grace asks Stratt to teach him German. For some reason, she finds herself agreeing.
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- Part 1 of somewhere in germany (or romania)
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02 May 2026
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when am i gonna get a better head (like everybody else does) by undefinedgenre
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
22 Apr 2026
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Rocky trilled, like that wasn’t the answer he wanted. “Other rituals, question? Romance rituals, mate bonding, for humans. Eridians love romance rituals. Give gifts, wear special garments, spend life together. Hundreds of years.”
“That sounds nice,” I said, once again overwhelmed at just how long Rocky has lived. “You do all that with Adrian?”
“Grace avoiding question.” Rocky tapped against his Xenonite casing. “Annoying.”
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Ryland Grace is in denial about some important things about himself. Rocky being nosy doesn't help, except when it does.
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22 Apr 2026
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Rocky's understanding of human tears.
Or: Rocky's understanding of Grace's tears.
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05 Apr 2026
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someone has to leave first by APoemOfArson
Fandoms: Animator vs. Animation (Short Films - Becker)
30 Aug 2025
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Chosen walks into a spark just as it flares out in a burst of lightning. It doesn’t burn. Static shock flickers across his skin and aggravates his injuries, but it doesn’t burn. He knows it could.
Fuck, he knows.
His foot hits something that doesn’t feel like a rock, that gives beneath the pressure. A wave of electricity races up his leg, up through his spine to send a jolt of something awful to his brain. The clawing scream returns, dashing itself against his teeth.
And Chosen doesn’t want to look, doesn’t want to know what he already knows, but he looks anyway. He inhales, sharp and hard, and exhales in a blast of wind, clearing away the smoke.
And there, lying just in front of him and wreathed in electricity flickering a little black but mostly green, is her.
He found Dark.
Chosen deals with Dark's death. He doesn't do it very well.
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11 Feb 2026