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After the end of the end of the world, Jon and Martin end up in the same place the Entities do—which is to say, everywhere. The problem is, they’ve never been everywhere before, and it’s not as easy as it looks. While they would very much like to help the innumerable worlds that they doomed to the predation of the Dread Powers, they don’t have much practice at influencing reality through spooky books, monsters, or spacetime manipulation. That doesn’t mean they don’t try their best.
Elsewhere, in one of these innumerable worlds, Jon finds a book. It tells him to fall in love, and also, to invest in a cement mixer.
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27 Jun 2026
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Frankie Mayfield wakes up in a body that isn’t hers, in a world where superheroes are real and total sociopaths. She’s got powers that belong to someone with actual morals (read: not her), no idea how she got here, and a front-row seat to the absolute trainwreck that is The Boys.
If she wants to survive, she’ll need to outsmart, outpower, and out-crazy the most dangerous man alive.
God-tier powers, no game plan, and Homelander on her ass.
F**k. Her. Life.
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07 Jun 2026
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Thank You For Calling Phone Owners’ Outstanding Protection (P.O.O.P.) by briarfairchild
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
11 Jul 2026
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“Thank you for calling Phone Owners’ Outstanding Protection!” Martin announces, in his brightest, chirpiest voice. “My name is Martin! How can I help you today?”
“I broke my phone,” the caller says.
Martin’s heart sinks. Just his luck to get a claim right when he’s supposed to be going home, and this caller sounds like the kind of person who’ll probably spend ages going over everything in pedantic detail and demanding reassurance on a dozen points, most of which will be completely irrelevant.
Oh well. Here goes.
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What if Martin didn’t get the job at the Magnus Institute and instead ended up working for a mobile phone insurance call centre? What if Jon happened to have insurance with that same company, and kept on calling in with increasingly bizarre phone insurance claims?
aka Jon and Martin fall in love over the phone.
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26 Apr 2026
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Statement Pieces and Golden Opportunities by IzzyMRDB
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
22 Jun 2026
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Penelope Margaret Parker did not like boredom.
Now, most people who somehow accidentally end up reborn as a fictional character may not find their life boring, but Penny thought that those people forgot what day-to-day life is like. So, she's bored.
Until Tony Stark crashes his way into her life roughly eight months too early by walking into her after-school retail job.
AKA
A SI-OC into Spiderwoman who did not plan on grabbing Tony Stark's interest anytime before Civil War
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- 18/?
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25 Mar 2026
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You Will Greet Yourself Arriving by FromAnonymousToZ for Fevris
Fandoms: Over the Garden Wall (Cartoon & Comics)
14 Dec 2025
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“I’m a girl. I used to be a boy. Guess what! I used to be a human too! Things change, Wirt! It doesn’t have to be a big deal.” Beatrice snaps, throwing her wings out.
Or: Wirt and Beatrice have a conversation about becoming in Endicott's armoire.
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31 Dec 2025
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Y’know, I wasn’t even that big a fan of Stranger Things; Cool show, for sure, but sci-fi, goo monsters, and fleshy nightmare Venus flytraps from hell? Not really my thing.
So imagine my absolute horror when I wake up one day as the most undervalued plot device in TV history: Barbara. Freaking. Holland.
And this time?
I will not be dying for fucking character development.- Language:
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- 8/?
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29 Dec 2025
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Death was not the end. For the Wyrm, it was ascension. For you, it was a cruel rebirth into a dying world - unchanged and laid bare.
Hallownest stands at the height of its splendor, yet a rot stirs beneath its polished surface. A mind-eroding plague spreads in silence, and in this rising sickness, the humanity that should have damned you instead gives you value.
To deny the desperate bugs is to shatter their hope. To accept is to invite a disaster born of faith. How do you survive a kingdom that admires the mediocrity you curse, and whose belief might just make their delusion real?
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16 Nov 2025
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Gutstring by Fruity_Lurker
Fandoms: Hollow Knight (Video Games), Hollow Knight: Silksong (Video Games)
30 May 2026
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Hornet is sent to slay a beast, farther from home than she has ever known. A human is farther still.
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06 Nov 2025
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fractured lines by ShadedEclipse
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
21 Mar 2025
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It’s not that she dreamt of becoming a hero someday. Not really. Nothing… quite so noble.
( she just didn’t want to become the villain. )
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- 6/?
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18 Oct 2025
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Dealing With Workaholic Non-Corporeal Colleagues by JakeTakesaBreak
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
16 Jun 2025
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There is a ghost loose in the Archives, and it likes to steal pens.
Martin is annoyed, Tim is having fun and Sasha investigates whether work ethic still applies to someone who is, for all intents and purposes, deceased.
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22 Jul 2025
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earth becomes sky in the most literal fashion by idiosyncraticprojection
Fandoms: Gravity Falls, The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
06 Oct 2025
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“So can we keep him?”
‘Grunkle Stan’ sighs heavily. “Kid, he’s literally a lump on the ground.”
“So? We’ve all been lumps on the ground at one point or another,” Mabel counters, which is a very good point in Jon’s opinion.
.Somewhere Else is Gravity Falls, season one or thereabouts. things escalate from there.
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09 Jul 2025
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English Teachers Don't Have Beholding Powers by Karartegirl99
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
31 Dec 2024
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Jon became an English teacher after leaving the Magnus Institute. His students find out he’s not human, and they decide to take drastic measures.
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20 May 2025
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(the whole world goes blind)
Gertrude Robinson made a very poor Archivist. On the other hand, she was an excellent harbinger of the End.
This is both fortunate and terribly unfortunate for Jonathan Sims.Or;
Gertrude has to continue her fight against Jonah Magnus via a neurotic and frustratingly skeptical man who doesn’t seem to understand the meaning of pragmatism. Specifically, she has to do this without immediate plans of sacrificing him. It is very hard.
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18 May 2025
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"Will you walk into my parlor?" said the Spider to the Eye by xXScreenSaverXx
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
23 Aug 2020
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The Web takes delight in setting Jonah up to fail. Unrelated, it also happens to have a soft spot for the ex-archival assistant whose body he’s currently piloting.
(Or: Elias decides he prefers spiders to eyes, the Mother of Puppets would prefer that the apocalypse doesn’t actually happen, and Jonah is really just doing his best to keep this shitshow of a body on the road.)
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18 May 2025
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Erasing the plot points by KONman
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
03 Apr 2026
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Kieruko reincarnates into BNHA world and decides to take advantage of the future knowledge for her own sake (as well as Japan's considering the looming civil war).
Then she manifests an erasure quirk which makes things much more complicated.
(And that's not even mentioning she's 100% sure that Eraserhead is NOT the father.)
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09 May 2025
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One moment, you were leaving your house to go grocery shopping. The next, you’re in an entirely alien world full of bug people that mostly just want to kill you. When you get dragged into a giant skeleton by a pair of helmeted fighters, you meet one bug person in particular. One very, very small bug person. Welp, better to travel with a friend than alone!
Now, if only you knew what everybody else is saying…OR
The reader is a human stuck in Hallownest, but with absolutely no way to learn the language other than the hard way. Also, they become besties with Zote because I said so.
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20 Apr 2025
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Killing Jonah Magnus hadn’t changed anything.
Not for the world, at least. It had changed everything for Elias Bouchard.
And now he's going to be the one to make a few changes.What if...what if I combined my favorite niche genres of TMA fic into ONE fic, like one OG!Elias time travel fix-it fic, would that be f*cked up or what
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11 Apr 2025
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if not for hope, the heart would break by PitViperOfDoom
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
19 Sep 2020
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In hindsight, Martin probably should have turned it down, but when faced with Elias Bouchard's polite smile and an offer that would put his financial struggles behind him for good, accepting the promotion to Head Archivist of the Magnus Institute just seemed like a good idea at the time. Even if it put him at odds with Gertrude Robinson's former assistant.
The good news is that there are far worse things to contend with than a disgruntled Jonathan Sims.
The bad news is that he's going to have to.
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- Part 1 of assistant archivist au
- Language:
- English
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- 84,112
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- 11/?
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14 Mar 2025
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Jonathan Sims, researcher at the Magnus Institute, is seeing a ghost. Of himself.
Of course, it’s not really him, no matter what secrets it knows, or how many arguments it brings up. So if it tells him to do something?Obviously, he’ll be doing the exact opposite.
(AKA: Jon is an idiot, past and future, but somewhere along the way it all cancels out.)
(Expect general spoilers for S4 and specifically, MAG 158.)- Language:
- English
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- 51,527
- Chapters:
- 10/10
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12 Mar 2025
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It's only a matter of time before they discover it.
This thought is commonly shared among the four employees in the Archives of the Magnus Institute, in London.
After all, how would the others react if they discovered that Jon's hand can reach incredible temperature, Martin is mostly made of black mould, Tim needs to Hunt to survive or Sasha can hide inside shadows ?
No, it's best they keep that a secret.Or, all the assistants and Jon are Avatars from the start, and Elias accidentally put together the most supernatural archival team possible. Of course, they are all oblivious to each other.
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18 Feb 2025