Mousferatu
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Bonnie wants to try out a true love spell to practice her magic and who better to choose than Elena? Since they already know her true love is Stefan she seems like a good choice as test subject. Only true love has other ideas…
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Robin teaches a life drawing class, but when her model pulls out at the last minute, she asks Steve to help out.
One of the students is there as part of his anger management therapy. Robin just hopes he behaves.
He does not behave.
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‘I don’t know that man.’ Big brown eyes widened in disbelief.
‘He sure knows you,’ the doctor said tiredly.
He shoved his limp hair out of his eyes. ‘No. No way. This is crazy, this is crazy! I’m not going anywhere with him until I get some proof.’
Billy smirked. ‘Come on baby, you’re starting to hurt my feelings. I have all of your ID here, our marriage certificate, what more do you want?’
‘They could be faked, I don’t know!’
Billy's eyes lit up. 'You want more proof? You’ve got a cluster of moles on your left ass cheek that looks like a smiley face.’
Steve’s eyes widened even more before he slowly shuffled to the corner of the room, standing behind a chair and hiking his hospital gown up, twisting round to peer down at his ass. The gown dropped from his hands as he paled and looked up at Billy, his mouth hanging open in shock.
Billy threw his arms out wide. ‘Come to daddy!’Or: the Overboard AU no one asked for.
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Pan didn't come back with them from Neverland, but something else did.
When a vengeful mermaid steals our heroes voices, they have to find creative ways to communicate and work together. And someone has to teach the pirate how to use whatsapp...
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'If I throw up in my bed I'm sleeping in yours'
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Bookmarked by Mousferatu
05 Jul 2026
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Whenever Damon imagined being with Elena, he always forgot to account for the fact that the universe seems to enjoy torturing him
Bookmarked by Mousferatu
25 May 2026
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Back When Your Heart Beat by debscorner
Fandoms: The Vampire Diaries (TV), The Vampire Diaries & Related Fandoms
12 Jul 2026
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Set after 3x11 of The Vampire Diaries.
"Damon!” she screamed again, this time in a bone-chilling yell far more real than the ones before. Their eyes locked and Damon’s face lost all colour. He sped toward her and, just as he jumped and gathered her in his arms with all his strength, the night turned white and, with a deafening thunderclap, they were blasted into oblivion".
When Damon and Elena are thrown back to 1864 Mystic Falls, they find themselves at the beginning of the tragedy that shaped the Salvatore brothers forever. In a world where Damon still has a beating heart and Stefan is not yet a vampire, Elena begins to see them — and especially Damon — differently than ever before.
But the past has its own dangers, and Katherine Pierce has no intention of letting her mysterious doppelgänger rewrite the story… or steal the Salvatores from her.
Bookmarked by Mousferatu
24 May 2026
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I will be the one to gaze on you (discreetly) by pleasebekidding for Ark
Fandoms: Vampire Diaries (TV)
09 Feb 2012
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“Damon,” Alaric said, when he could put words to it. “I think Elijah wants to fuck you.”
Eyes black with lust, bottom lip swollen obscenely, eyes heavily lidded, Damon tried to muster a smirk and missed by a good thirty yards. “I think he wants to fuck us both,” he answered, when he was able to respond at all.
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19 May 2026
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Damon's night out is so rudely thwarted by a guy desperate for his digits. He's not sure who's more annoyed by it; Damon himself, or Elijah.
Scratch that, it's pretty clear.
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17 May 2026