Moss_Consumer
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Patrochilles chat fic because I HATE them by Moss_Consumer
Fandoms: The Song of Achilles - Madeline Miller, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
17 Mar 2026
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[17:21] Patroclus: Odysseus.
[17:21] Patroclus: how did you like
[17:21] Patroclus: know
[17:23] Odysseus: what could this possibly mean[00:46] Achilles: DUDE
[00:46] Achilles: ODYSSEUS
[00:46] Achilles: HELP?????LOCAL NEWS: Greek Mythology Fan Goes Nuts And Writes A Chat Fic With No Plot About Ancient Greek Men In Highschool??? More At Six!
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kel wishes basil was a girl
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Two hearts, two bodies. One love connecting both, a ride full of emotions. Get in loser, we’re going on a ride.✏
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- English
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- 2,180
- Chapters:
- 1/?
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Kris likes Basil and doesn't want him to die. Berdly finds an ending where he doesn't.
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I'm Gay For Twitter...Now What? by Moss_Consumer
Fandoms: Object and Concept Anthropomorphism, Internet & Social Media (Anthropomorphic)
26 Feb 2025
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Twitter and Tumblr are roommates and get the gay disease. because I said so.
(don't take this seriously please)
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This is a pretty much completely nonsensical mess. At first they're playing two truths and a lie, then some other bullshit happens. This is what happens when you try to make your first fic and first joke fic at 4 in the morning.
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Spit It Out by helloworld2456
Fandoms: A ReGect - Zabooboo3 (Web Series), Minecraft (Video Game)
16 Mar 2026
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“C’mon, Regect… If you admit it, I’ll make it worth your while!” Ze hummed, approaching Regect from behind and placing his hands on his shoulders.
“W-Whatdya mean by that?” Regect inquired.
“You know what I mean by that, dumbass.” Ze grinned. “You’re aware I could tell you were gonna jerk off, right?”
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Turning Regect on was apparently the easy part. Getting him to admit it was a whole different struggle. But Ze was going to make it happen. He was going to make that dumb bastard spill, and he was going to enjoy every bit of it.
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This takes place in my own little AU where they build another house instead of moving in with Wakafante, like in my fics "Distractions" and "Nighttime Tensions". In fact, it takes place after those two fics! Hope you enjoy! <3
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- Part 3 of Zegect Smut <3
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He bobbed his head back and forth, sucking the gun. The taste was bitter and sour. He shoved the gun deeper into his mouth—gagging on it. Saliva started rolling down his chin. He continued deepthroating the gun.
Disgusted thoughts turning him on more; He slipped the second finger inside of him, drool forming around the revolver—making him choke every now and then. His eyes would look at the handle of the gun, his finger tightened against the trigger.
The thought of a bullet going through him pleasured him more than anything; how amazing it would be to have a bullet inside him. The silence, the pain, the thought was amazing already. He pushed the gun deeper into his mouth, making an unbearably slow press to the trigger. -
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Recently, Ze had been developing a small thing for risk taking.
Ever since Regect took over his entire laptop after he had downloaded a weird file he'd sent him, he'd been.. a bit paranoid about what he did on his laptop and around it at all. Using his laptop to do anything was hell now, because he constantly had Regect in the background chiming in randomly.
Ze was always a little paranoid. This wasn't really helping though. Whatever.. this was.
Though, he was warming up to it. In his own way. If you could really say that.
Or: Ze tries to jerk off to Regect's voice without the entity noticing anything. Things go south really quickly.
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They were fighting again. Usually, it wasn't a problem for Moe, but today she was kind of sick of them.
But after forgetting her horn at the house, she makes a quick return, and finds her boys already missing....Then she hears them. Upstairs. "Fighting".
She can't help but take a peek.