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r/OneOrangeBraincell
A subreddit dedicated to derpy orange cats! "It's a common belief that all orange cats share a single brain cell." -Unknown
Created Feb 18, 2008
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826K Brain cells
10K Searching for the brain cellThe fact that Ronald Weasley is not a cat is not about to stop Draco Malfoy from complaining about him on his new favourite subreddit.
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It's not cheating if nobody even takes off their pants. Right?
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How To Hump Your Rival In One Easy Step by Moonflower_Rose for RatKingPoe
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Dec 2025
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It took Harry many steps to follow Malfoy out into the school grounds, but only one to absolutely blow his mind.
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Gather Your Will With Mine by babooshk_art, bluefay, blvdeofhoney, fwooshy, gryffindorhearts, louisfake, lq_traintracks (lumosed_quill), M0stlyVoid, MaesterChill, Moonflower_Rose, nv-md (ANW815), RenVeree, shealwaysreads (onereader), shiftylinguini, skeptique, softlystarstruck, sweet_s0rr0w, tackytiger, teacup_tai, The_Sinking_Ship, thestarryknight for onbeinganangel
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Jan 2022
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A mysterious note, a whispered promise, a dark Ministry secret kept from everyone. Draco and Harry will have to run to stay alive. Whether by bike or bus or automobile, all that matters is they go together.
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“Ah.”
“‘Ah’,” Ilya repeats, giving him a look before he looks back to the tidily stacked frozen mouse packages in the freezer and makes a face as a little badly-hidden shudder moves through him. “Why the fuck do you have mice in your freezer, Shane? You are doing serial killer shit now? This is why you have cottage in the middle of nowhere? For serial killer things?”
“It’s for Spaghetti,” Shane says.
Ilya gives him an absolutely horrified look at that and turns a little green, which makes him remember that Spaghetti isn’t just his snake's name.
“Not food!” He rushes to explain. “Not food spaghetti! Snake Spaghetti!”
“What the fuck are you even saying right now,” Ilya says, looking honestly a little concerned that Shane might have something going wrong in his head.
(Distancing himself from almost twenty years of owning a snake, Shane can indeed see why this situation might be a little alarming for someone on the outside looking in.)
(It also clues him in to the fact that maybe it’s not just Spaghetti who should have gotten a little adjustment period.)
(in which i give shane allergies AND a snake)
Bookmarked by Moonflower_Rose
17 Jul 2026
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Zero Miles Away by imperfectcircle, kenopsia (indie)
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
14 Jul 2026
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Shane opened his hotel room door and Ilya fucking Rozanov was standing there staring at him.
"Shane Hollander," Ilya fucking Rozanov said. "This is a surprise."
Bookmarked by Moonflower_Rose
15 Jul 2026
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Pencil in the Rest by lynadyndyn
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
20 Jun 2026
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Scent patches were mandatory for anyone participating in World Junior's, but a lot of the Russian guys Shane saw in the hotel or around the rink had them loosely attached to their necks or not quite centered over their scent gland. Shane had been on his way to his parents' car when the wind shifted, and he smelled that Rozanov, leaning against the wall and not-at-all-surreptitiously fishing a carton of cigarettes out of his pocket, must have been one of them.
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Bookmarked by Moonflower_Rose
13 Jul 2026
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Ilya Rozanov's Guide to Rehabilitating Irrelevant Franchises by DistantStorm
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
12 Jul 2026
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“Hello Centaurs Nation,” the bright and bubbly voice of Ilya Rozanov spills out from the phone speaker, “I am Ilya Rozanov and I am very excited to join team for upcoming season!” He pauses, wielding his trademark wide, slightly lopsided grin like a media trained superweapon. “Today is only my second day on team, but day three of Centaurs Development Camp. As you know, Ottawa got second overall pick. Is very exciting, I have been watching all the Luca Haas clips. He will be something special, I know this.” There's a quiet jingle of car keys. He’d shot the video with his phone propped against the steering wheel of what appeared to be a Land Rover, and the video comes to a close as he turns over the ignition. “Anyway, I have places to be, so I will be seeing you all very soon. Bye-bye!” He offers a jaunty salute before his face smooths out and he focuses on finding the little button to end the recording.
(Alternatively: Ilya Rozanov signs with the Ottawa Centaurs on July 1, 2018. It is, to some degree, a reckoning.)
A Sequel/Companion Piece to Shane Hollander's Guide to Winning Free Agency
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- Part 2 of Hollanov's Guide to Major League Hockey
Bookmarked by Moonflower_Rose
12 Jul 2026
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When Ilya is concussed during a game, he experiences a weird gap in his memories. He has completely forgotten two people he should apparently know: his longtime rival Shane Hollander, and a regular hookup named Jane.
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12 Jul 2026

