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  1. Public Bookmark 5

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    In which, due to a few nerves in season 1, Mindcrack’s reputation, and the reaction on Etho’s face when he’s brought up, X somehow gets it into his head that Bdubs is a raging homophobe.

    (If it had been a few years ago, he would have been right.)

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    19 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 3

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    May smiles placidly at the customer in front of her. She can smell the roast dinner she'll force out of Dana in return for juicy gossip already.

    "One room, please," says Etho, the legendary rogue who saved the kingdom from the usurpers who attempted to overthrow King Cleo. The man is May's childhood hero from bedtime stories and coincidentally her first and most passionate celebrity crush. She keeps a tight fist around her emotions to keep from swooning. Looking too excited is a fast way to find oneself barred from entering private rooms one would very much like to be in.

    "How many beds would you like?" May asks politely. The short man fighting to peer over Etho's shoulder glares at her.

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    Ethubs, as seen from the point of view of a snooping maid. Her goal? To find out if these heroes are, in fact, lovers.

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    18 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 1

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    Anko tilted her head back. From that angle, Kurenai’s chest hovered directly above her face. The outline of a nipple was impossible to miss.

    A wicked spark lit her eyes.
    “And what does this button do?” she sang, finger lifting toward Kurenai’s breast.

    Asuma and Gai walked in at that exact moment.

    Kurenai turned scarlet.

    Anko pointed at her chest and chirped, “I bet Asuma knows.”

    The jōnin lounge erupts in chaos.

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    16 Jun 2026

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    jonin hangout: anko is a menace

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    In Tsunade's defense, she never claimed to be good with children, but she sure as hell couldn't leave Sakumo's brat with Orochimaru or god forbid, Jiraiya.

    In which Sakumo dies saving Dan's life, and Tsunade takes in his orphaned infant child out of reciprocity.

    This has severe consequences.

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    16 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 21

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    Inspired by his son slowly coming out of his shell, Aizawa Shouta decides it's high time he showed Hitoshi how much he trusts him; and what better way than loosening the leash and inviting Hitoshi to join him on patrol? When things go wrong and Hitoshi is exposed to a villain's quirk, Shouta comes face to face with all the ugly things he never knew he never knew. The one thing he does know? Whoever he's trapped with is not Hitoshi.

    Or, Hitoshi is hit with a villainous quirk that sends him back to the worst moments of his life. Hatake Kakashi has had some pretty bad moments.

    In which I finally give into the urge to write a Road to Nowhere AU after years of obsession and am wholeheartedly determined to put everyone through a meat grinder.

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    16 Jun 2026