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A Natural Enemy of Snakes by Momtofivecats
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
05 Jul 2026
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Aziraphale does not want a cat. He does not mean to keep a cat. However, the cat has other ideas, and she knows a soft touch when she sees one. But she hates snakes! Will she make Aziraphale choose between her and Crowley?
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“You got a cat?” Crowley’s mobile mouth worked, his lips pulling back in apparent distaste. “Have you forgotten about me and cats? Cats and me, more like. You know cats don’t like me!”
”Quite, I do recall, although I don’t think that occasion was necessarily indicative of how every cat might feel! And regardless.” Aziraphale straightened his shoulders and lowered his tone by at least an octave. “I did not get a cat. It simply… happened by. And,” he continued in a rush, his voice rising again, “it was raining, and cold, and she’s expecting….”