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It’s not him, Sanji reminded himself, frantically. You’re jumping at phantoms again. Flinching at shadows. It’s not him, and it’s never going to be.
Except it was. Broader and battered and down to one working eye, but it was.
Across the crowded room, Roronoa Zoro lifted a sun-faded, wide-brimmed leather hat off his head and looked up to meet Sanji’s gaze for the first time in seven years. “Hey, cook,” he said.
Sanji calmly reached beneath the bar and hefted a shot glass into his hand, tossing it straight up and catching it in his palm to test the weight. Then he wound up and flung it unceremoniously at Zoro’s traitorous skull.
“Get the fuck,” Sanji said, “out of my bar.”Bookmarked by Mizwhatever
24 May 2026
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All Zoro wanted was to enjoy a cold beer and nice meal after a long day of bounty hunting—and now he has to seduce and kill a vampire...
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22 May 2026
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"What's the hold up?"
The man's thumb dipped to the cleft of Sanji's ass and pressed against his skin sending a sharp zing of pain all the way up his spine.
"Did you know you have a mole here?"
The fuck? Sanji bucked his hips but the grip on his ass was like iron and he barely moved. He was desperate for friction, already leaking, and not sure how much more teasing he could possibly take.
The Marimo didn’t seem to care.
"It looks weird, you should probably get it checked."Bookmarked by Mizwhatever
22 Feb 2026
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Sanji lifts his chin, snapping his recipe book shut. “A bet, then. I'll find a dessert you like by the end of the week.”
“And if you don't?”
Sanji thinks, then crosses his arms. “You're off dish duty for a month.”
“You're on.”
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20 Feb 2026
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“You really are hopeless… Okay, I’ll go over it one more time…”
And, well, Zoro really couldn’t bring himself to stop the cook’s little tirade. It did irritate him a bit how little faith Sanji had in his cleaning capabilities, but, this was the longest Sanji had talked to him this week, and it was kind of nice not having every interaction between them end in violence, despite how much he enjoyed their good-natured spars. It was the first time Zoro realized that watching Sanji like this, having his complete and utter attention, was a little bit addicting.
So no, the first time he let the cook lecture him like this was not intentional, but the same could not be said for the next couple of times it happened. Zoro swears to himself that he can stop at any time.
OR, 5 times in which Zoro weaponizes his incompetence to get Sanji’s attention and the 1 time he doesn't.
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20 Dec 2025